Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 91 Gungun Rolls_1

Chapter 91: Chapter 91 Gungun Rolls_1

Just then, Longhuai said, "It seems like someone is coming...uh...it’s a bit strange."

Qingzhu stood on tiptoe to look in that direction and, raising an eyebrow, said, "Indeed, quite strange... That should be Princess Phoenix, covered in flames, truly beautiful. As for the other one... pitch-black, looks like a standing rabbit..."

"It does seem so... but I’ve seen black rabbits before, never this black, though..." Longhuai commented and his dull eyes flickered with an odd light.

Qingzhu’s large eyes rolled as if to calculate something, and then, with a wide grin, he suddenly dashed forward, laughing loudly, "Your Highness the Princess, what wind has blown you here?"

As a result of this statement, the little Fire Chicken didn’t react, but the black rabbit next to it paused, turned its head to look at the little Fire Chicken and said, "Are you really female? And a princess too?"

Whoosh!

A ball of fire...

Seeing this scene, Qingzhu’s forehead instantly broke out in cold sweat. Judging by the situation, the Princess’s temper wasn’t good at all, breathing fire at the slightest disagreement. That was phoenix fire! Even a small Phoenix breathing fire could peel off your skin, if not kill you... And what on earth was that pitch-black thing? It felt like it wouldn’t care even if it got burned?

Qingzhu dared not speak anymore...

But the little Fire Chicken, Taitai Le, tilted its head with an aloof expression, "Damn rabbit, now you realize who I am, right? Scared, huh? Believe it or not, with just one word, I can kick you out of ShushanLiterature Garden?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes instantly lit up, and he hurriedly nodded, "Yeah, please do try kicking me out..."

Did Qin Shou want to attend school? Of course not! If it weren’t for the Jade Emperor matchmaking, he wouldn’t even bother coming! How nice it was to flirt with girls at home...

What’s most important was that he had just been let down from the Moon Palace and there were many things he needed to be busy with...plus, he was sick all over; nothing was more important than treating his illness and eating! Going to school? Can you eat it?

So, Qin Shou would love nothing more than a reason to be kicked out...

Seeing the damn rabbit looking so hopeful, Taitai Le squinted its eyes...

At that moment, Longhuai slowly came over and said, "This rabbit was specifically named by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West to stay at ShushanLiterature Garden, and my master has already approved it. Rabbit, come with me."

Hearing this, Qin Shou became anxious, quickly kicked the little Fire Chicken’s butt, and said, "Weren’t you acting all awesome? Hurry up and find a way to kick me out!"

Listening to this and looking at Qin Shou’s irritating face, the little Fire Chicken’s face turned black... Was this a challenge? No, this was a challenge! That damn rabbit was slapping her face!

But what could she do with the slap coming her way? Those were orders from the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West! The entire Phoenix Clan coming over wouldn’t dare to fart...

Thinking of this, after holding back for a while, Taitai Le said, "Get lost!"

Qin Shou looked towards Shushan, then behind him, and asked, "Jiucai, a question, which way should I roll?"

"Roll, roll, roll! Go roll wherever you want!" Taitai Le was about to explode with anger.

Qin Shou decisively ran back, calling out as he ran, "That little fatty, go tell Wenqu Star Monarch, the Princess Phoenix Clan has authorized me not to attend! If there’s any issue, you all go find her!"

Seeing this, Taitai Le was immediately stunned. When had she authorized that?

Longhuai was in no hurry, slowly scratching his head, then said to Taitai Le, "Princess, if the rabbit runs away, my teacher will have no way to explain to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother of the West. If they get angry and say a few more words over there..."

The moment Taitai Le heard this, her fur bristled, and she turned into a fur-ball, legging it to chase the rabbit while shouting, "Damn rabbit, come back to me! Stop! Don’t you run!"

But the more she shouted, the faster the rabbit ran...

While running, the rabbit was still shouting, "Jiucai, you said it yourself, it’s a matter of one sentence for you! I just asked you several times, how come I can’t run? They listen to you, but I don’t!"

"You... you damn rabbit, stop! I have something to say!" Taitai Le shouted.

"Let’s talk while we run!" Qin Shou said.

Fire Chicken: "..."

Watching the two disappear into the distance, Longhuai and Qingzhu exchanged a glance. Just as Qingzhu was about to speak, Longhuai covered his mouth and asked slowly, "Junior Brother Qingzhu, why did the Rabbit call the Princess ’Jiucai’? Isn’t her nickname ’Taitai Le’? Err... sorry, I’m shamelessly asking again."

Qingzhu looked at Longhuai and thought to himself, "Cao ni ma..."

But he couldn’t say that out loud, so he ground his teeth and said, "I don’t know!"

Longhuai nodded and said, "The master is right, it’s good to ask questions despite being shameless, but one often doesn’t get the correct answer. That’s the difference in wisdom... When asking, you need to ask more people to get a wide range of ideas. I was too presumptuous, sigh..."

Qingzhu: "..."

While the two were talking, a very satisfied Rabbit came back with a Fire Chicken beside him who had a face filled with grief and indignation as if he had been wronged.

"Oh, sorry to have kept you waiting, we just went for a quick pee, which held everyone up a bit. So, little fatty, shall we go that way?" Qin Shou asked cheerfully.

Urinating? Together?

Longhuai and Qingzhu looked suspiciously at Fire Chicken...

Fire Chicken yelled indignantly, "Don’t listen to his nonsense, I didn’t!"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Right, he didn’t, the real situation just now was like this..."

"We used separate restrooms!" Fire Chicken, as if afraid that Qin Shou would spill the real beans, hurriedly interjected.

Qin Shou spread his hands and looked at Longhuai and Qingzhu with an ’you know what I mean’ expression, Qingzhu broke into a grin, suddenly realizing and said, "Oh? Oh..."

Longhuai stared at Qingzhu slowly and just as he was about to speak, Qingzhu quickly covered his mouth: "Don’t ask!"

Longhuai nodded, and didn’t ask.

Qingzhu breathed a sigh of relief.

Longhuai then said to Qin Shou, "In that case, you two can go ahead."

"Great! Let’s go, Jiucai." Qin Shou patted Fire Chicken Jiucai’s head as he said.

"Don’t hit my head!" Jiucai protested.

Qin Shou laughed and said, "All right, all right... you call the shots."

Then the Rabbit took the Fire Chicken and followed Longhuai away...

Once they had left, Qingzhu, still standing there, suddenly remembered that something was wrong! He came to take someone with him, yet before he could say anything, they were gone?!

Thinking of the bravado he boasted with his fellow disciples on the way down the mountain, he suddenly felt a bit reluctant to go back to the mountain...

"I absolutely can’t admit I lost to that blockhead Longhuai, hmm... it’s that damn Rabbit’s fault! Yes, blame the damn Rabbit!" With a reason in mind, Qingzhu went back to the mountain.

Qin Shou had no idea that as one walks the stone steps, the blame falls from Heaven... but even if he knew, he probably wouldn’t feel anything, considering whether there could be any blame blacker than his current self.

"Rabbit, now you’re truly consistent inside and out!" Jiucai sent a telepathic message.

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