Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 90: What’s Your Name?_1

Chapter 90: Chapter 90: What’s Your Name?_1

The Fire Chicken gave him a white eye, "Could you be any more shameless?"

At that moment, the slow-to-react Fire Chicken suddenly remembered, she couldn’t speak, but she could send a voice transmission!

As the thought crossed her mind, she found the Rabbit next to her was even more cunning—before she had the chance to speak, he grabbed one of her feet and took off running!

The Fire Chicken was about half the height of Qin Shou. With her head basically dragging on the ground as Qin Shou pulled her along... her beak became an iron plow, creating a long furrow in the dirt, and amidst the bumps and bangs, she had no more thoughts of sending a transmission. She angrily turned around and cursed, "Damn rabbit, you’re going too far!"

Hmph!

Braised rabbit head!

"Waaaah! He’s trying to kill and silence me! Help!" The Rabbit was yelling at the top of his lungs, but inside, he was reveling in delight as he ran off into the distance.

Watching Qin Shou and the Fire Chicken race away, the God of Land shook his head and sighed, "Youth is wonderful... Sigh, the Literature Garden is enrolling again. Those brats, I wonder how many animals they’ll wreak havoc on this year... When will the powers that be approve our relocation? Sigh..."

Once down the mountain and on the main road, the Fire Chicken ran out of steam again and glared at Qin Shou, demanding, "Damn rabbit, put me down now!"

Qin Shou immediately let go.

Thud!

The Fire Chicken’s head smashed into the ground upside down, and she yelled, "How dare you drop me?"

"Big sis, you told me to let go," Qin Shou said with an innocent face.

Upon hearing this, the Fire Chicken stared straight at Qin Shou, clenched her teeth for a moment, and finally tossed her head back, "Hmph! I won’t stoop to play with a lowly rabbit like you! I’m leaving!"

With that, the Fire Chicken strode off with her head held high, trying to maintain her noble image by ignoring the damned Rabbit.

Unfortunately, as she passed by a certain rabbit, he glanced at her chest, sighed, and shook his head, "Ah... flat..."

"I’ll fight you to the death!" Hearing this, the Fire Chicken exploded into a burst of fury, leaping up with a mouthful of fire!

Qin Shou laughed with satisfaction...

"Damn rabbit, why are you following me?" After a while, the Fire Chicken noticed the damn rabbit was heading in the same direction as she was, and she suspiciously eyed this potential scoundrel.

Qin Shou gave her a glare, then for the first time, arrogantly lifted his head, "Who’s following you? I’m off to study at the Literature Garden! Do you understand what that means? Never mind, explaining it to a chicken thief like you is like casting pearls before swine—I better not say more..."

"You’re the thief, not me!" The Fire Chicken yelled angrily, "And stop calling me Fire Chicken! I am a Phoenix!"

"Okay, Fire Chicken."

"You..."

"What’s the matter, Fire Chicken?"

"Forget it... Have it your way." After a few rounds, the Fire Chicken realized the damn rabbit was dead set on giving her that nickname. She couldn’t do anything about it, so she just had to bear it.

"Oh, Fire Chicken, why are you heading this way?" Qin Shou asked.

The Fire Chicken huffed, "I am also reporting to the Literature Garden, didn’t expect there to be a pest like you here."

Qin Shou said, "Don’t speak like that. At least I did a good deed today and caught a small thief stealing toads. The Local God of Land can testify to that."

Fire Chicken: "..."

Huh!

Comfortable...

"Fire Chicken, what’s your name?" Qin Shou asked curiously when he saw the Fire Chicken wasn’t breathing fire anymore.

The Fire Chicken huffed twice but remained silent.

Qin Shou exclaimed in surprise, "So your name is Huh Huh! That’s quite a name..."

"Shut up! I’m not called ’hmm-hmm’!" the little Fire Chicken was about to go insane.

Qin Shou looked at the little Fire Chicken with a dopey expression and asked, "Then what’s your name?"

The little Fire Chicken roared, "Shut up!"

"Your name is ’Shut Up’? That’s quite domineering..." Qin Shou immediately exclaimed.

The little Fire Chicken opened his mouth and breathed fire!

Some shameless rabbit, enjoying himself...

"Shut up, how did your mom come up with such a name?" Qin Shou shamelessly moved in closer to ask.

Finally, the little Fire Chicken couldn’t take it anymore and yelled, "My name isn’t ’Shut Up’, it’s Taitai Le!"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Oh Taitai Le, uh... my Cao... pfft, wahahaha... Taitai Le, haha... why didn’t you call yourself Jiucai, haha..."

"I’m saying, Jiucai, with your name, haha... naming yourself that, you dare to say you’re not a chicken essence? Haha... your mom has hidden all the secrets in here, haha..." Qin Shou held his stomach; he just couldn’t stop laughing. Taitai Le... immediately brought up countless memories for him. It seemed like Taitai Le was also a brand of chicken essence on Earth!

Little Fire Chicken: "I am a Phoenix!"

Sigh!

"Hm, Phoenix brand Jiucai chicken essence! Nice brand, haha..." Qin Shou blurted out immediately.

Little Fire Chicken: "..."

And so, the two chatted merrily along the way, spewing fire, harmoniously heading towards the Literature Garden...

Meanwhile, at the foot of Shushan, in front of the white jade gate, two child servants stood on tiptoes looking into the distance. However, sparks seemed to fly whenever they made eye contact, clearly indicating that these two fellows weren’t exactly friendly towards each other.

"Qingzhu, what are you doing here?" the slightly simple Daoist boy asked the other one, who had a cunning look on his face.

The cunning Daoist boy had lively big eyes and was holding a folding fan, occasionally imitating the mannerisms of scholars and gentlemen by fanning himself.

Upon hearing the simple Daoist boy’s question, he chuckled and replied, "Nothing much, today Shushan Literature Garden is holding a joint enrollment day. If your Wenqu Palace can recruit students, of course, our Wenchang Palace can recruit as well."

"Do you still have students who haven’t arrived?" asked the simple Daoist boy named Longhuai, his curiosity piqued.

Qingzhu laughed and answered ambiguously, "They’ve arrived, yet they haven’t."

Longhuai was truly a bit slow-witted, with a dazed look in his eyes and not the sharpest mind. Not understanding what the other meant, he asked, "What do you mean?"

Qingzhu was taken aback for a moment and then laughed, "You don’t understand?"

Longhuai shook his head and said, "I don’t understand, but Star Monarch once said that if you don’t understand something, you shouldn’t feel ashamed to ask. So, I’m asking you..."

Qingzhu: "..."

Longhuai: "Qingzhu, go on, speak! What did you mean by what you just said?"

Qingzhu: "...Dammit!"

Longhuai didn’t hear clearly and asked, "What did you say?"

Qingzhu shook his head and said, "Nothing, I heard that the little princess of the Phoenix Clan is also coming to study. Do you know about that?"

Longhuai, with a simple and straightforward face, bluntly asked, "Are you planning to snatch her?"

Qingzhu didn’t expect Longhuai to be so direct. Putting aside various factors, Qingzhu shook his head and said, "Of course not..."

"Oh, that’s good. I got it recorded. Star Monarch said it’s always good to have a video record on hand." Longhuai took out a Shadow Printing Stone.

Qingzhu’s face turned completely dark... why did he feel like he had been played?

Words said cannot be taken back, and now they were recorded... Suddenly, he realized that today’s mission was not going to be easy. But Qingzhu quickly came up with a plan. Since he couldn’t snatch her openly, he hadn’t said anything about not being able to charm her! Thinking of this, Qingzhu sneered inwardly, "Even if I don’t say it outright, I have ways to make the little princess willingly enter Wenchang Palace! Hmph... you fool, just go back with empty paws today!"