Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 89: Life’s Great Classroom, Rabbit is very Hooligan_1

Chapter 89: Chapter 89: Life’s Great Classroom, Rabbit is very Hooligan_1

"I’m out of strength..." the Fire Chicken panted with its tongue out, looking at Qin Shou as if seeing a monster, "What the heck are you?"

Qin Shou fluttered his big ears and said, "Rabbit! A genuine rabbit!"

The Fire Chicken gave the Rabbit a skeptical look and called out, "No more fighting! No more... too tired."

Having gained an advantage, Qin Shou felt great, the only pity being that his sprint towards Level Four of the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art with the help of the Fire Chicken’s flames had only caused a slight loosening. Cultivation is such that if you don’t advance, you fall back; once the Fire Chicken stopped its flames, the yuan qi was instantly partitioned by the cells, and then Qin Shou was reverted back to his original state.

Anyway, Qin Shou had finally found his own method of cultivation, so he was in a pretty good mood.

Qin Shou set the Fire Chicken down on the ground, and the Fire Chicken plopped down on its backside with a huff, looking at the Rabbit and said resentfully, "Don’t think you’re so great. Wait till I go back and tell my teacher, they’ll naturally take care of you, you little rabbit!"

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up, and he asked, "Your teacher is also a Phoenix? Can they spit fire too?"

The Fire Chicken snorted, raised its head with an air of not wanting to deal with him.

Qin Shou didn’t care and cheerfully asked, "Fire Chicken, I never understood, you, a Phoenix, fighting over a toad with me, a Rabbit, don’t you think that’s beneath you? You could eat this kind of thing whenever you want, couldn’t you?"

On hearing this, the Fire Chicken’s eyebrows shot up and it said, "Who says I can? These low-level beasts, I’ve never eaten them before! Of course, I want to try something new! Besides, I’ve never eaten one roasted like this..."

As soon as Qin Shou heard this, his face darkened. Low-level, beast, never eaten before! Damn! This Fire Chicken was showing off! Definitely showing off! Naked flaunting of wealth!

Thinking of himself, Qin Shou had gnawed on tree barks for who knows how many tens of thousands of years just to struggle through to the present, and comparing the two, his heart could only release a silent mmp to the skies!

Indeed, some are born at the finish line, while others, like him, must claw their way out of the mire step by step...

As the Fire Chicken talked about food, drool began to flow... unaware that it just deeply wounded a certain Rabbit’s feelings, it continued, "But what pisses me off the most is, I finally managed to lure the God of Land away, and you took the opportunity to strike from behind! With fire and smoke, the God of Land is bound to know there was a fire in the backyard. It will be inconvenient for me to do anything else now. You took advantage of me and didn’t even give me any meat; tell me, is it not your fault?"

"You lured the God of Land away?" Qin Shou was startled, no wonder he had been causing such a racket and the God of Land hadn’t shown up, so this was the reason!

The Fire Chicken said, "Of course! Otherwise, do you think you could have stolen a toad right under the nose of the God of Land?"

Qin Shou tugged at his big ears, then with a quirk of his eyebrows, he smiled and said, "Fire Chicken, you mean to say the God of Land is coming back?"

The Fire Chicken’s big eyes shifted slyly, obviously not having good intentions, and it sneered, "Yeah, coming back soon, otherwise do you think I’d chat with you, a lowly Rabbit, for this long? Haha... You’ve been duped! According to his speed, he should be here any moment, and you can’t escape! Little rabbit... bye-bye. Wait to be caught and spanked, haha... Am I not very shameless and bad? Wahaha... How come I’m so smart!"

Having said that, the Fire Chicken spread its wings, ready to run!

But suddenly a Rabbit’s palm fell from above!

Smack!

The Fire Chicken was slapped to the ground!

The Fire Chicken raged, "What are you doing?"

Qin Shou laughed heartily, "Nothing much... just to show you what real shamelessness is."

"What do you mean?" the Fire Chicken was taken aback.

Qin Shou grabbed the small Fire Chicken with one hand while simultaneously pulling out a piece of frog meat, and pinched the small Fire Chicken’s rear. The Fire Chicken cried out "Harassment!"

Qin Shou stuffed the frog meat into the small Fire Chicken’s mouth, then yelled righteously, "Hey! Where did this little brat come from, sneaking into my place to steal? This is outrageous! Is that how your parents taught you? Does this kind of behavior honor your teacher? Does it honor your parents? Does it honor, um... that... frog? Does it honor me?"

Upon hearing the last part, the small Fire Chicken rolled her eyes. How did she end up wronging this damn rabbit?

Just then, an angry old man’s voice rose, "You little thief, so you’ve come to steal from me now!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou turned his head and was stunned. Hearing the voice but seeing no one, he couldn’t help but mutter, "True to the God of Land, his skill in concealment is indeed formidable!"

"Dumb rabbit! Look down!" the small Fire Chicken called out irritably.

Qin Shou looked down and immediately flushed with embarrassment...

There stood an old man dressed like an ancient landlord, wearing a small hat, and holding a cane, while his long beard hung down to his chest. But that wasn’t the point! The point was that the old man was only as tall as Qin Shou’s chest, completely invisible if he didn’t look down!

The old man’s face also turned red... He cleared his throat and said, "Esteemed warrior, was it you who caught this little thief?"

"Who’s the little thief? I..." the small Fire Chicken started to argue.

Qin Shou stuffed all the frog meat into her mouth in one go, silencing her instantly.

Qin Shou then transformed himself on the spot, with a serious face, he said righteously, "Yes! It was I who caught her! This small Fire Chicken is too vicious, such a cute big frog, and she heartlessly ate it!"

The small Fire Chicken, furious, could only glare. She had probably never seen someone so shameless in her life! It was clearly him who ate it, how did all the blame get shifted onto her?

Upon hearing this, the God of Land blew his beard and glared, saying, "I was wondering why my sleep was disturbed so early in the morning. It turns out you lured me away to steal the frog! Although everything here is for consumption, stealing without permission is still a crime. Do you understand?"

The small Fire Chicken spat out the frog meat, ready to shout, "I didn’t!"

But before she could speak, the rabbit slapped the back of her head, and the strength of the blow made the small Fire Chicken instinctively bow down, and the words she was about to say were flattened.

Qin Shou said, "The Local God of Land is asking you a question, why aren’t you speaking? You’re really an ill-mannered child!"

Seeing this, the God of Land nodded in satisfaction as if to say, the rabbit, at least you understand the rules!

Having said that, Qin Shou, under the angry gaze of the small Fire Chicken, smiled at the God of Land, "Local God of Land, look, this child has admitted her guilt by nodding, you’re not going to take her to the Demon Slaying Altar for execution, right?"

At this, the small Fire Chicken jumped in fright, her feathers standing on end, too scared to speak anymore.

When the God of Land heard this, he huffed and said, "I’d like to, but stealing an ordinary beast is not such a grave crime. Considering her young age and that it’s her first offense, let’s let it pass this time. But if I catch her again, she can’t blame me for taking action!"

Relieved upon hearing this, Qin Shou and the small Fire Chicken both exhaled, then the two looked at each other, and both saw deep anger and the message in each other’s faces, "Why are you copying me?"

The God of Land looked at the rabbit and the small Fire Chicken before him, waved his hand and said, "Alright, off you go! Ah, they’re both children, yet why is there such a huge gap in behavior? You, small Fire Chicken, should learn from this rabbit in the future! The most important thing in life is to be honest, and not to sneak around! Got it?"

The small Fire Chicken was so angry her eyes started rolling back in her head. She refused to leave; if she did, she would definitely carry the blame. Just as she was about to say something, Qin Shou again stuffed her mouth with frog meat. He then picked up the small Fire Chicken and made a farewell gesture to the God of Land, "You’re absolutely right, Your Grace. As people, if not to honor Heaven and Earth, then at the very least we must honor our conscience. Small Fire Chicken, you should learn more from me, I am the benchmark of your life! From now on, please refer to me as the upright, kind-hearted handsome guy!"

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