Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 88: Flamethrower Chicken or Lighter? [Extra for Alliance Hierarch [Get Up Ears]]_1

Chapter 88: Chapter 88: Flamethrower Chicken or Lighter? [Extra for Alliance Hierarch [Get Up Ears]]_1

Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said, "Very good!"

Before the Fire Chicken could grasp what was happening, the Rabbit suddenly extended its demonic claw and grabbed the Fire Chicken...

"Ah!" A piercing scream rang out as the Fire Chicken was pinned to the ground by the Rabbit, who then started slapping its buttocks furiously with open palms!

"Waah waah waah... Help! I’m being attacked!" cried the Fire Chicken.

Qin Shou snorted, "Attacking you? I’m going to roast and eat you today!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou intimidated the Fire Chicken, pretending to pluck its feathers...

Scared out of its wits, the Fire Chicken yelled, "Help! This is indecent assault!"

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou stiffened. Indecent assault? Was this a female?

Qin Shou grabbed the Fire Chicken by the ankles, hoisted it upside down, then instinctively peeked at its crotch area. Nothing there... The feathers were too thick to tell...

Qin Shou looked higher up, but the chest was flat... Only then did he remember that one couldn’t determine a chicken’s sex from its chest, but from its comb... No, Phoenixes didn’t have that either. Despite this realization, Qin Shou still scanned higher up, and as expected, there was no comb to be seen, but instead, he noticed a red, flushed face with a pair of blood-red eyes!

"Uh... I’ve been caught..." flashed through Qin Shou’s mind.

The next moment...

"You pervert!" At the same time as the Fire Chicken screamed, its mouth opened wide, and it spewed a blast!

"You..."

"Whoosh!" A burst of flame engulfed the Rabbit’s head...

This time, the Fire Chicken didn’t say it was an accident, but it was evident that its temper had significantly cooled down.

Once the fire dissipated, Qin Shou rubbed his blackened Rabbit head, rearranged his nonexistent hairstyle, more accurately his fur style, and then asked, "Are you really female?"

"I’m a girl! Not a female! You... You’re violating my..." As soon as the Fire Chicken heard that, it flared up again: "Whoosh!"

Qin Shou, feeling the flames outside his head, realized that he had gotten used to it... Moreover, upon closer sensation, it seemed that every cell in his body was quite happy, each one warm and toasty as if absorbing the heat from outside.

Seeing this, an idea struck Qin Shou: "Could I eat this thing too?"

No sooner had he thought it than he did it. Qin Shou opened his mouth, and the fire flowed straight into his oral cavity. Without hesitation, he sucked it into his stomach. A large mouthful of flame rushed into his belly and was instantly digested, transforming into scorching Yuan Qi that traveled throughout his body. Qin Shou felt utterly relaxed, as if he had just taken a sauna—indescribably comfortable!

Qin Shou burst into laughter and inhaled forcefully!

Whoosh!

This time, it wasn’t that the Fire Chicken had spat out flames fiercely but rather that Qin Shou had sucked them in too eagerly—the flames cooking the Red-Braised Rabbit head were all absorbed by him...

From a third-party perspective, it looked as though the flames were spraying out of the Fire Chicken’s mouth and directly entering the Rabbit’s mouth in a straight line, as if the two were sharing a fire-red colored popsicle.

Seeing this, the Fire Chicken’s eyes bulged, and it immediately shut its mouth, exclaiming in shock, "You’re not afraid of my flames?"

Qin Shou smacked his lips, savoring the sensation of the flame. Meanwhile, as the source of the fire was cut off, the flames inside him were quickly digested, leaving Qin Shou with a slight feeling of fullness. This meant he could indeed swallow this kind of fiery energy!

Thinking this, Qin Shou squinted his eyes at the Fire Chicken and chuckled, "Of course, I’m scared. It hurts quite a bit."

"Really?" Hearing that Qin Shou was afraid of her fire, the Fire Chicken immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Qin Shou nodded and said, "It’s true, Fire Chicken. I never lie."

"Don’t call me little Fire Chicken!" the little Fire Chicken huffed angrily.

Qin Shou looked and saw that the little Fire Chicken was actually keeping her temper down and not breathing fire at him again. How could this be? He wasn’t satisfied yet!

So, Qin Shou asked with a smile, "Little Fire Chicken, are you really female?"

"I’m a girl!" the Fire Chicken said, her eyes white with rage.

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Oh... then I guess I’m not at a loss."

Clueless, the Fire Chicken asked, "What loss, what am I losing out on?"

Qin Shou explained, "You know, when a man and a woman kiss, it’s a process of mouth to mouth, exchanging saliva. So, when you breathed fire into my mouth just now, even though we didn’t actually kiss, the principle is more or less the same, so it counts as an indirect kiss, right?"

"You disgusting rascal! I’ll burn you to death!" the Fire Chicken flared up and a jet of flame spewed out...

Seeing this, Qin Shou was delighted inside, but he put on a pained expression as he gulped down the Fire Chicken’s flames and didn’t forget to wink and send a voice transmission teasingly, "Oh, my tongue... it hurts... it hurts..."

In return, the Fire Chicken sent a voice transmission, quite proud of herself, "Will you dare to bully me again?"

Qin Shou responded, "I dare!"

"You still dare? Take this!" the Fire Chicken increased her firepower.

Qin Shou grew even more comfortable as he discovered that his previously inactive Eight-Nine Empyrean Art’s Layer Four realm was becoming a bit more pliable! This was something Qin Shou had never dreamed possible!

After seeing Yang Jian’s domineering ways in the Heavenly Court, Qin Shou knew this Cultivation Technique was incredibly powerful! Because even Dog Xiaotian had mentioned that Yang Jian hadn’t managed to cultivate the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art to its top level!

So what would it be like to cultivate it to the top level? Qin Shou was tempted...

Unfortunately, Qin Shou’s weak body could hardly retain any Yuan Qi, and the physical drain was too great... At the same time, he didn’t dare to sit down and cultivate in peace, afraid that he might starve to death if he got too involved and lost his mind or suffered demonic possession from the disturbance, which would be bad.

So, Qin Shou could only occasionally stimulate the Cultivation Technique, which wasn’t very effective, but it was better than nothing.

Qin Shou even considered cozying up to Yang Jian and pulling some strings, in case he could steal a complete set of the technique? Wouldn’t that just skyrocket his powers?

But he gave up on that idea in the end. Not only because of Yang Jian’s strength and personality, who might not let him, the Rabbit, get that close, but also because just bringing him to the Heavenly Court’s main field to meet Chang’e was a favor. Qin Shou couldn’t bring himself to betray someone who’s done him a good turn.

Just like with Wu Gang, who got drunk, Qin Shou still couldn’t bring himself to take advantage... That’s what they call having a thief’s code.

But now things were different, Qin Shou suddenly realized that he might be able to cultivate the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art in a different way...

Therefore, Qin Shou teased, "Little Fire Chicken, with no breasts or butt and such a bad temper, who would dare to marry you?"

"How dare you call me ugly? I’m burning you up!" The Fire Chicken increased her firepower!

"Ouch... it’s so hot... wah... I’m burning up... ah..." Qin Shou kept crying out through voice transmission, all while paying attention to the changes in the flames. As soon as the fire weakened, he immediately said, "Little Fire Chicken, let me ask you something. Where exactly do you Phoenixes have your... you know."

"You filthy hooligan, I’ll burn you to death!" the Fire Chicken cried out frantically, continuing to spray.

An hour later...

The Fire Chicken’s fire gradually decreased, and eventually, she could only spit out a few small sparks, looking exhausted and out of shape.

Qin Shou, seeing the Fire Chicken’s exhausted appearance, approached and asked, "What’s wrong, Little Fire Chicken? How come you went from a flamethrower to a lighter? Run out of steam?"

PS: This extra update is for the handsome Alliance Hierarch [Get Up Ears], I feel like I’m gonna cough up blood.