Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 87 Teasing a Chicken?_1

Chapter 87: Chapter 87 Teasing a Chicken?_1

Qin Shou took one look, his eyebrows shot up, and he yelled, "Help!"

...

The next moment, in the Ordinary Wild Animals Breeding Park of the Rare Birds Courtyard, a wisp of black smoke slowly rose...

"Hey, I told you to call for help. What are you sticking your tongue out for? Look, you delivered yourself right to my doorstep; I’m almost embarrassed to not take action," Rabbit said.

By a brook, beneath an old tree, the atmosphere was serene; on the large roasting spit, a snow-white rabbit was slowly roasting a well-prepared giant toad over the fire, its golden flesh sizzling with dripping fat, causing the rabbit to continuously wipe saliva from its mouth.

"Such a pity... if only there were some oil, salt, soy sauce, or vinegar, the taste would definitely be amazing," Qin Shou muttered to himself while occasionally checking the doneness of the meat.

After a while, the meat was cooked. He tore off a piece, blew on it, inhaled the meaty aroma, and Qin Shou lamented, "How long has it been... since I’ve eaten such good meat? The gods have been generous to me; the first bite is a jumbo frog leg, slurp... can’t help it, let’s eat a bite first!"

Just then, Qin Shou’s big ears twitched. He quickly stuffed the meat in his mouth and shoved the rest into the Black Demon Box before running off at top speed!

Suddenly, a blur appeared before his eyes, and swoosh, a small Fire Chicken appeared! Not the utterly hideous kind from Earth, but a Fire Chicken enveloped in flames!

The little Fire Chicken was smaller than Qin Shou by half, but its expression fully embodied utter arrogance!

It glared fiercely at Qin Shou, putting on airs as if an old man, and pompously said, "Little rabbit, hand over the big green frog you just roasted!"

Qin Shou felt a bit guilty upon hearing this, but no matter how he looked, this fella didn’t seem like the Local God of Land. So, Qin Shou tentatively asked, "Are you the God of Land here? The manager?"

The little Fire Chicken, upon hearing this, was immediately enraged, "Are you insulting me?"

Qin Shou was bewildered. He had just inquired about the other’s identity, how could that be an insult?

Before Qin Shou could ask, the Fire Chicken spoke up, "You dare to insult a noble Phoenix by calling it a mere Local God of Land! Tell me, do you realize your crime?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou burst into laughter, so it wasn’t the Local God of Land! It wasn’t the Local God of Land... he had nothing to fear then!

Then Qin Shou took a closer look at the little Fire Chicken in front of him. Although not large in size, its body covered with golden-yellow fluff, round and chubby like a little fluff ball, the only eye-catching thing was the layer of flames that burned around its body... indeed, it looked quite like a young Phoenix.

"What are you looking at? Kneel down and apologize!" the little Fire Chicken said, tilting its head back with attitude.

Qin Shou, watching the haughty little creature, couldn’t help but burst into laughter, clutching his stomach, "Kneel down and apologize... haha... who do you think you are? When I meet the Jade Emperor, I don’t even have to kneel!"

The little Fire Chicken, upon hearing this, let out a haughty laugh and said, "Do you think my intelligence is as low as yours? Do you think I’d believe such a moronic joke? Little rabbit, kneel down quickly. If you roast yourself for me to eat, I might spare your life. Otherwise, don’t blame me for taking action myself!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes. Roast himself and offer himself up... damn, this brat really knows how to pose a challenge. Roasted and eaten, yet spared? What kind of logic is that?

The little Fire Chicken’s speech was obviously illogical... Qin Shou understood somewhat; this child must be brainless!

Qin Shou leaned in, with a cheeky smile, "Little Fire Chicken, your reasoning is flawed. I roasted the toad with my own skills. Why should I give it to you? Besides, even if I don’t, what right do you have to demand that I roast myself to give to you?"

Upon hearing this, the little Fire Chicken immediately got incensed, "I am a Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix! Not those lowly little Fire Chickens! Mind your words, or I’ll eat you!"

Qin Shou smirked, "Alright, alright... calm down, little Fire Chicken, so you’re a Phoenix, is that good enough?"

"Don’t mention little Fire Chicken!" The little Fire Chicken was so angry it was hopping.

Qin Shou had the appearance of a well-behaved baby, nodding his head and saying, "Okay, little Fire Chicken."

The little Fire Chicken angrily shouted, "I told you to stop mentioning little Fire Chicken!"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "I didn’t mention little Fire Chicken though!"

"You did!" The little Fire Chicken, standing with its hands on its hips like a bantam cock, glared at Qin Shou ferociously.

With a cheeky tone, Qin Shou asked, "What did I mention?"

The little Fire Chicken yelled without thinking it through, "You mentioned little Fire Chicken!"

Qin Shou laughed...

Seeing Qin Shou’s cheeky smile, the little Fire Chicken also realized the crux of the problem, fire sparked in its eyes, and the next moment its mouth opened wide and whoosh...

Qin Shou only saw a mass of red flames rushing toward his face! The next moment he was engulfed in flames...

The instant the little Fire Chicken spat fire, it quickly shut its mouth and called out in a somewhat panicked tone, "I didn’t do it on purpose... It’s your fault for making me angry... Are you okay?"

As the flames dissipated, a pitch-black rabbit-shaped thing appeared in its place. The rabbit’s eyes opened, revealing two red dots, then its mouth slightly parted, showing off two pearly white front teeth, contrasting starkly with its blackened body, followed by a puff of black smoke...

Before Qin Shou could react, the little Fire Chicken was already scared half to death, leaning in to ask, "You... are you alright?"

After seeing the little Fire Chicken’s reaction, Qin Shou knew he had encountered a truly uninformed brat... Arguing with a child wasn’t his style. But he couldn’t swallow this grievance either... If he wasn’t so thick-skinned, he probably would have turned into a roasted rabbit for real! However, he didn’t want to cross the line of hitting a child...

Qin Shou sat down with a look of aggrievement and nodded slightly, "I’m okay, didn’t die..."

The little Fire Chicken approached with a bit of remorse, saying, "I really didn’t do it on purpose just now, or you can kneel down and apologize to me, roasted and tasted by me is also fine..."

When Qin Shou heard this, the anger that had subsided flared up again, thinking: Which idiot adult raised their kid like this? Always kneeling down to apologize, always saying roast and taste... Is there something wrong with their brain?

The little Fire Chicken leaned in again and asked, "I..."

Qin Shou covered the little Fire Chicken’s mouth and asked, "If it’s not on purpose, can that make up for the mistake committed?"

The big eyes of the little Fire Chicken looked a bit confused, clearly unable to follow with its logic, but it subconsciously nodded and said, "It should be okay, right? Whatever I did in the past, as long as it wasn’t on purpose, nobody blamed me."

Qin Shou understood, this brat genuinely lacked discipline!

So, Qin Shou patted the little Fire Chicken’s head and said, "What happens next, I assure you, I don’t do it on purpose either. So, can you forgive me?"

"Of course!" the little Fire Chicken exclaimed, "If it’s not on purpose, it should be forgiven!"

Qin Shou pressed further, "Are you sure?"

The little Fire Chicken said, "We, the Phoenix Clan, never lie!"

PS: There’s another Chapter today, updating in the evening, extra for the Alliance Hierarch.