Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 84: The Rabbit’s Masterpiece [Additional - for Alliance Hierarch Zero Food]_1
Chapter 84: Chapter 84: The Rabbit’s Masterpiece [Additional Chapter for Alliance Hierarch Zero Food]_1
A few minutes later, Qin Shou began to clean up his plates and wine jug.
"That guy mustn’t be allowed to drink anymore! He has no manners for alcohol at all! Such poor etiquette with liquor!" Qin Shou muttered as he put the wine jug away.
However, when he picked up the fruit plate, he hesitated a bit, but in the end, he buried the fruit plate under a pile of sawdust and pouted, "That’s a bargain for him!"
After finishing, Qin Shou patted his butt and turned to leave.
Before long, Wu Gang woke up, rubbed his eyes, looked at the sky, and mumbled, "Oh, I slept so well... Huh, why are my knuckles a bit red? What did I punch?"
Wu Gang sat on the ground and thought for a moment, and a piece of memory popped up in his mind. Wu Gang immediately laughed, "Ha ha... that was a good punch, well delivered! Finally caught that damn rabbit, ha ha..."
But the laughter didn’t last; as the memory became clearer, what did he do before hitting the rabbit?
"My clothes!" Wu Gang suddenly remembered that he had given his clothes to the rabbit!
Wu Gang quickly got up to find his clothes, only to discover that his clothes were piled up nearby and had not been taken.
Wu Gang immediately chuckled, "Hehe, it seems that the little bunny was scared by the beating, didn’t dare to take them. Yep, as expected, strict teachers foster outstanding students, I must have been quite imposing... hehe..."
As soon as Wu Gang finished speaking, he got up, and a breeze made his calves feel chillingly cold. Looking down, Wu Gang’s face turned dark!
Perfectly good trousers had been chewed into long shorts!
"Damn rabbit!" Wu Gang bellowed in anger.
Taking his clothes and draping them over himself, Wu Gang was about to go settle the account with Qin Shou, but as soon as he put on the shirt, he felt a cold breeze on his chest...
Looking down, there were two holes right over his chest, revealing his pectorals—and that wasn’t the worst part... he even felt a bit sexy!
Wu Gang’s face turned green, and then he felt a draft on his back too, so he hurriedly found some water to look at his reflection, and saw the image of a rabbit bitten out on his back!
"Damn it! Damn rabbit, don’t let me catch you!" Wu Gang roared with all his strength...
"Yu’er, it sounds like someone is calling for you." Chang’e, who had just woken up from a nap in the cave, said to Qin Shou, who had just entered.
Qin Shou shook his ears and rubbed his round belly, then with eyes wide, lied, "Oh, no, you must have heard wrong."
"Could I have heard wrong again?" Chang’e also began to doubt herself a little.
"Definitely a hallucination." Qin Shou didn’t want to dwell on the topic and quickly changed the subject, "By the way, now that we have the Moon Palace, isn’t it time to move?"
Chang’e smiled and said, "Do I even need to tell you? Everything in the cave has been packed up; all that’s left is for you to conjure up the Moon Palace."
Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said, "I’ll do that right away!"
Meanwhile, the furious Wu Gang was about to go complain to Chang’e, but after kicking aside a pile of sawdust, to his astonishment, he found a fruit plate buried underneath... and on the ground beneath it, a line of crooked words: "What awful taste in liquor, from now on you’ll stick to eating fruit!"
Seeing these words, Wu Gang wiped his nose and smirked, "Dead rabbit..."
Then, Wu Gang picked up his axe and went back to chopping trees. As for seeking revenge on the rabbit or complaining to Chang’e? He seemed to have forgotten, or maybe, he just didn’t care anymore.
Elsewhere, Qin Shou, leading Chang’e out of the cave, found a wide-open space right next to the cave and pulled out the Moon Palace and tossed it into the sky!
The next moment, the Moon Palace model let out a whoosh as it began to enlarge, transforming into a massive estate in the blink of an eye!
The estate thunderously fell to the ground, and dust billowed in all directions. For a moment, the inside could not be seen clearly.
After waiting a while, the dust settled, and Qin Shou along with Chang’e could finally see the appearance of the Moon Palace. Instantly, their mouths hung open in amazement!
Qin Shou originally thought it was just an estate, but now he realized, this wasn’t an estate at all! It was clearly a city!
The outer walls were not very tall, only about two meters high, but the white walls stretched as far as the eye could see...
Through the wall, Qin Shou could see the buildings inside. It wasn’t just one building, it was a collection of buildings! A palace complex!
At the same time, a piece of paper floated down from the sky. Qin Shou quickly jumped to catch it, and both he and Chang’e leaned in to look. It turned out to be a brochure of the Moon Palace.
You don’t realize until you look, and once you look, it’s startling!
It read: The Moon Palace is broadly divided into one palace, two houses, three pavilions, four altars, and five halls.
The one palace is the Moon Palace itself;
Two houses: Tianlai House, Baihua House;
Three pavilions: Nostalgia Pavilion, Lingyun Pavilion, Huixian Pavilion;
Four altars: Azure Dragon Altar, Vermilion Bird Altar, White Tiger Altar, Black Tortoise Altar;
Five halls: Taihe Hall, Wenhua Hall, Longevity Hall, Stargazing Hall, Qingshu Hall.
In addition to these, there was a garden in the center of the palace complex with an altar called the Moon Altar. Nearby, there was a well named the Glazed Well, and at the entrance, there was a lake called Xuan Lake. Beside Xuan Lake stood a tower named the Moon Laurel Tower. Besides this, there were many other subsidiary facilities, such as covered walkways and so on...
Upon reading this, Qin Shou’s eyes began to sparkle. He chuckled and said, "A palace complex, eh? With mountains and water, and the Baihua House... In the Tianlai House, there are birds that can sing... atop Lingyun Pavilion, one can watch the clouds rise and fall... Ha ha... I can’t take it anymore, I can’t wait!"
Chang’e also excitedly clutched at her chest. They exchanged a glance and saw the excitement and curiosity in each other’s eyes. Without another word, they ran over, pushed open the grand doors, and rushed in!
Upon opening the gates, a small mountain confronted them, but regrettably it was devoid of any vegetation, looking quite bare and odd.
Seeing this, Qin Shou suddenly had a bad feeling, but still reassured himself, "The wonder lies beyond the winding path, the good stuff is further in!"
After passing the small mountain, behind it lay a huge round pit!
Yes, a gigantic pit, the surroundings of which were encased in white jade stone. In the middle, a high ground rose up with a pavilion on it. The pavilion was connected to the outside by a white covered bridge; it was supposed to be a lake, but because no water had been added yet, it looked just like a big pit.
Disheartened by this sight, Qin Shou felt a chill. This scene wasn’t quite what he had in mind...
Behind the lake was a nine-story building with a plaque on top inscribed with two big characters: "Moon Palace!"
Qin Shou thought, could the good stuff all be inside here? Thus, he charged into the Moon Palace. Upon entering, he couldn’t help but curse, "Damn it! Could the Jade Emperor be any stingier? Promising a Moon Palace and that’s literally all you get—a Moon Palace without so much as a table or a chair! No wonder I’ve looked all around and haven’t seen a single plant or tree; turns out it’s not that the moon doesn’t support growth, but that he didn’t bother to send any at all!"
Indeed, the Moon Palace was completely empty; there was nothing inside...
PS: After more than a hundred Chapters... you all must be crazy.
PS: This is the first additional Chapter for the suave Alliance Hierarch "Zero Hunger", making it a total of two extra Chapters.
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