Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 837 - 433 Grand Finale [New Book "The Unqualified Great Demon Lord" Please Collect]

Chapter 837: Chapter 433 Grand Finale [New Book "The Unqualified Great Demon Lord" Please Collect]

"I’m the male, you’re the female!"

"Damn! I’ll thrash you!"

Then, the two rabbits charged at each other, became entangled in a brawl, rolling around on the ground, with fur flying in all directions...

At that moment, the two rabbits were like the embodiment of the Eight Fists Master, or like the Shitskull Patriarch teaching secret techniques, using all sorts of strange moves...

In the end, the muscular rabbit was pinned to the ground!

The chubby rabbit lifted the carrot and said, "You little thing, you need more practice!"

The muscular rabbit said unwillingly, "Don’t be cocky! Watch my magic: Summon My Daddy!"

Having said that, the muscular rabbit let out a roar to the sky: "Dad! Someone’s bullying me and you’re not going to do anything?"

The next moment, an even more muscular rabbit, twice the size of the chubby rabbit, came out dragging a stick and said fiercely, "Who’s bullying my son?"

The muscular rabbit looked at the chubby rabbit smugly and said, "How about my magic? Scared now?"

The chubby rabbit scratched his butt, glanced sidelong at the two rabbits, and said, "I can summon too."

The muscular rabbit laughed heartily and said, "It’s no use, in this forest, my dad is the strongest rabbit demon! No one can beat him!"

The chubby rabbit chuckled, took out a yellow talisman, put his hands together, slapped it on the ground, and shouted, "Summon My Great-Granddisciple!"

Hearing this, the muscular rabbit laughed: "Great-granddisciple? Haha... Wouldn’t they be weaker than you? Haha... What...?!"

The muscular rabbit didn’t even finish laughing!

Right then, a celestial music began weaving through the sky, with the sound of bells tinkling, and petals raining down from the heavens...

Soon after, beams of golden light appeared!

And then, the muscular rabbit found they were surrounded!

The muscular rabbit’s dad, undoubtedly the strongest rabbit demon in the area, well-informed as he was, immediately knelt on the ground upon seeing these figures, and bowed his head repeatedly while saying, "This little monster pays respect to Tathagata Buddha, to Jade Emperor, to Queen Mother of the West, to Emperor Dijun, to Emperor Taiyi of the East..."

Half an hour later, the muscular rabbit’s dad was still greeting each overlord one by one!

As for those at the emperor level?

Sorry, it wasn’t their turn yet!

At this moment, an old man riding a green ox said, "Enough, don’t greet these little ones anymore, we’ve been waiting for half a day."

The muscular rabbit’s dad looked up, tears streaming down his face, picked up the stick and started beating the muscular rabbit while shouting, "Damn it, you’re killing your father here!"

The muscular rabbit also looked at the chubby rabbit, with resentment and endless grievance, and said, "Was that necessary? For just one carrot... You’ve called upon all the gods, saints, and Dao ancestors."

...

After sending off the two little rabbits, a group of deities looked at Qin Shou with sorrowful faces and complained, "Rabbit Master, next time you’re fighting with little rabbits for a carrot, could you not call us? This is... somewhat embarrassing."

Qin Shou, while munching on a freshly dug carrot, glanced sideways at them and said, "Whatcha mean? You want me to cultivate and solve the problem myself? Fine, I’ll start cultivating right now."

"No, no, no... Rabbit Master! Let’s talk it over, it’s just a carrot, right? We’ll gather all the rabbits later for a meeting, make sure their thoughts are aligned, and from now on, no rabbit will dare to even glance at any carrot you fancy!" Emperor Taiyi of the East was the first to exclaim.

Everyone nodded in agreement simultaneously.

Only then did Qin Shou smile, showing off his teeth, and said, "That’s more like it. Let’s go, to my place for dinner! Remember, when you see her, call her ’First Lady’."

"Yes!" a group of saints responded.

Then, Houtu stepped forward, grabbed Qin Shou in one hand, and started spanking him with the other, exclaiming, "Look how smug you are!"

Qin Shou: "... Sigh... there’s always someone you can’t provoke. Next time I definitely can’t summon her! I can’t strut my stuff properly..."

In the evening.

At the Moon Palace on the moon, it was overcrowded.

A group of people gathered together, chattering and making a racket.

The noise surged to the heavens.

At that moment, a newcomer who had just ascended to heaven passed by the moon, saw the hustle and bustle below, and curiously stored away all the celestial beings in his hand.

This is something each ascending immortal receives, informing them about the big shots in the Heavenly Court, admonishing them not to cause trouble.

This immortal said with a smile, "I’ve heard the moon is a desolate place; how come there are so many people? This place is so lively, it’s worth checking out!"

Having finished speaking, the Immortal known as Yiye descended to the ground, only to be greeted by someone who slapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, bro, move aside, the food’s coming through."

Involuntarily, Yiye’s brows furrowed as he thought to himself how rude this person was. After all, he was an Immortal. How dare he call him "bro"?

Just as Yiye was about to lose his temper, he turned his head and all his hairs stood on end!

The one carrying the tray and darting forward seemed to be...

Yiye quickly took out his Heaven-defying Pangu Flag to check, and then beads of cold sweat covered his forehead as he tremulously said, "I, Cao... Xingtian serving dishes?"

Yiye was so scared that he couldn’t think straight, but for some reason, he just followed along.

As he verified with his flag along the way, he discovered that the two guys sitting at the door eating roast chicken were Tianpeng Marshal and the Dragon Subduing Arhat!

The dog yawning at the entrance was actually Dog Xiaotian!

In the courtyard, the one picking peaches from the tree was the supreme Demon Lord Sun Wukong!

And that wasn’t all; the one sunning his muscles shirtless appeared to be the next-generation Bull Demon King, Niu Dali!

The one teasing a beauty with his words, causing her to giggle uncontrollably, seemed to be Dijun!

The rascal sitting on the table cracking melon seeds and spitting out shells everywhere looked like it was Eastern Emperor Taiyi!

The silly fatso sitting on the ground watching an ant nest, with bumps all over his head, seemed to be the Tathagata Buddha!

The pair staring each other down as if in a silent feud appeared to be the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Then a rabbit shouted, "Haven’t the oxen been fed yet? Hurry it up!"

"Hey, almost done, Master, don’t worry," an old man replied.

Yiye looked over at the sound and his legs began to shake; that old man seemed to be the Supreme Elder Lord!

Then he saw the rabbit leaning on a Taoist’s shoulder, saying as they walked, "I’m telling you, you can change the words on your Pangu Flag. Something like ’a fortune upon one hanging’... that’d be way better than yours."

"That looks like Yuanshi Heavenly Venerable..." Yiye trembled.

"Move aside! I’m going to chop vegetables." Yiye was startled and turned to see a Taoist in a black robe with a scarf around his waist, looking right at him.

The cold sweat on his forehead flowed like a downpour until the man entered the kitchen, after which Yiye shivered, "Heaven Reaching... Heaven Reaching... Tongtian Cult Master?!"

"Girl, you got that stitch wrong. Little Fire Chicken, you too, stop messing around! Li Zhenying, you should stick to practicing swordsmanship... This isn’t for you," a woman’s voice came from upstairs.

Yiye looked up to see several female immortals sitting on the balcony, and he recognized them immediately, screaming in his mind, "Lady Nvwa! The three armies’ marshal Li Zhenying? The new clan leader of the Phoenix Clan, Ying Lin?"

"Brother, why do you look so down?"

"What’s the point of all this eating and drinking without a fight?"

"Uh..."

Yiye looked over to see a little Baldy and an old Taoist sitting together, and then he felt like crying: "The mad War God, Baldy? The Three Realms’ swindler... What was his real name again?"

Before Yiye could check his books, a monk and a Taoist walked in, each carrying a wild chicken. They casually threw them into the kitchen, shouting, "Tongtian, we’ve got wild chickens, deal with them yourself! Beef stew with radishes, make it mushy!"

"Scram! Eat it or leave it!" Tongtian Cult Master’s voice responded.

...

That day, Yiye felt like he was living in a dream.

For the rest of his life, Yiye would boast about this event, but sadly, no one believed him, saying he must have been dreaming.

As a result, he gained a new Taoist title: "Dreaming God."

[The End]

PS: Sigh, I’ve been writing Rabbit for a year, and it’s finally complete. To be honest, I’m really reluctant to let it go... Each time I finish a book, it feels like sending off my own daughter, and it’s so bittersweet.

But in the end, it’s finished, and I hope everyone likes the ending.

Also, my new book "The Inadequate Great Demon Lord" is being updated. It’s still the same light-hearted and joyous style, without harem elements. Of course, to avoid censorship, it’s set in an alternate world city where planets, countries, and place names have all been changed.

For now, the new book can only be seen on Qidian Chinese Network. If it appears elsewhere, it will definitely be pirated.

I need to get back to writing diligently. I aim to fulfill my initial promise, that those who read my books will find a moment of relaxation and joy in their busy lives!

Lastly, I would appreciate a wave of collections, rewards, votes, etc.