Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 836 - 432 A Carrot
Chapter 836: Chapter 432 A Carrot
Boom!
A punch was thrown!
Outside the Purple Sky Palace, a void was created!
Wu completely vanished into nothingness!
After annihilating Wu, Qin Shou turned to Black Nuwa, Black Amitabha Buddha, and Black Zhunti, and said word by word, "It’s your turn! Your hands are stained with the blood of my friends. Today, I will use your blood to commemorate their spirits in heaven!"
Upon hearing this, Black Nuwa, Black Amitabha Buddha, and Black Zhunti sighed, closed their eyes.
Boom!
Another punch, and all three turned into nothingness!
After killing everyone, Qin Shou’s demeanor instantly changed from fierce to listless, his face a mixture of bitterness and desolation, but mostly endless pain.
"Don’t be sad anymore, your friend still can be saved." Just then, a voice sounded.
Qin Shou was startled, turned around, and then exclaimed, "F**k, is that you?! It’s definitely you! Holy sh*t, you’ve grown up, but I’m sure it’s definitely you!"
Hongjun scratched his head and said, "Don’t... don’t get excited, okay? Can’t we talk this over? How about a cold beer? I’ve got some spicy crawfish tails here."
After speaking, Hongjun actually pulled out a small packet of spicy crawfish tails from his clothes! Then he took out two bottles of beer from the bag behind him!
Seeing this scene, Qin Shou gave a bitter smile and sat down.
The person in front of him was none other than the kid he had saved from falling off a building on Earth back when Qin Shou was still human! Then, because he saved the child, he fell into a well, died... and transmigrated here.
After pouring a cup for Qin Shou, Hongjun said, "Drink up, it’s the real deal, Qingdao Beer."
Qin Shou didn’t drink but just stared straight at Hongjun.
After taking a big gulp himself, Hongjun said, "Alright, I know you’ve got a ton of questions. It’s actually quite simple. You are me from a previous world, but that world ended up getting blown to bits by yourself... But you’re quite the freak, surviving the explosion by grasping a different kind of power. Then I came into being, and we used to chat and shoot the breeze when we had nothing else to do... But the side effects of your method started to kick in, and your power began leaking away rapidly. To prevent the world I created from collapsing, you voluntarily found a place to hide."
Later, we thought of a solution. Instead of having you suffer in hiding, why not find a place to enjoy yourself?
So, I helped throw your soul onto Earth to experience the many facets of life there.
After that, the dark side of me began to rise, and I thought about killing it.
After much consideration, I concluded that you were the only one who could help me.
So, I sent a message to Xingtian and used his help to bring you back. I didn’t do it myself because I was afraid Wu would detect my interference and come after me ahead of time.
You already know what happened next. That bastard had no good intentions at all.
He tricked you, and you nearly collapsed my world by eating it... Sigh..."
Upon hearing this, everything clicked into place for Qin Shou. Wu had been scheming against Hongjun, thinking his plan was flawless, not knowing that Hongjun had already outplayed Wu. Every move Wu made was actually Hongjun’s masterpiece!
But this only made Qin Shou angrier as he glared fiercely at Hongjun, "I don’t care about your petty problems, and I’ll let it slide that you tricked me into coming back since life wasn’t great over there. But what about my friends? They paid with their lives for your plan, you can’t just let that go!"
With an indifferent attitude, Hongjun said, "There’s a way to bring them back to life, but it’s a bit tricky. Are you sure you want to try?"
Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and asked, "Again? F**k, have I done it before?"
"Bullsh*t! You said you were just going to visit my world, and what happened? The dragon and phoenix clans were ruling the world just fine until you got addicted to eating them and turned them into protected species, forcing me to step in and protect them personally!
The dragon and phoenix clans were severely weakened, and I had no choice but to support the rise of Dijun and Eastern Emperor Taiyi...
That’s not even the end of it. You were chomping down the Great Dao along with the dragons and phoenixes. If I hadn’t forced you to regurgitate what you swallowed, where the hell would your friends be?"
Only then did Qin Shou realize what the dragon and phoenix catastrophe was all about... it was all his doing...
Embarrassed, Qin Shou scratched his head and coughed, saying, "Cut it out... let’s stick to the point! What about my friends?"
"Wu dared to let you devour the Dao because he wasn’t afraid you’d destroy this world. It’s actually quite simple; if you can eat it, you can spit it out!
It’s just that spitting it out will come at a great cost... Are you sure you want to try?"
Without hesitation, Qin Shou said, "Try!"
Hongjun nodded and said, "Then it’s simple, just figure out how you’ll spit it out. But during the process, you might die...
So, weigh the pros and cons for yourself.
While I’m still not dead, I’m going to drink a few more beers and enjoy some more spicy crawfish."
With that, Hongjun really started drinking beer and eating the spicy crawfish.
Narrowing his eyes, Qin Shou asked, "Be honest with me, have you been scheming against me from the very beginning?"
Hongjun rolled his eyes and said, "Who do you think I am? Don’t you have a f**king clue? Search your memory carefully... Plus, didn’t you swallow the Dao of this world? Check the records in the Dao, see what I really think and what I’ve done."
Qin Shou immediately checked and found out that Hongjun was just a bastard addicted to playing with his incarnations!
As for scheming?
There were indeed calculations, and they had started being laid out quite early.
However, he hadn’t schemed against Qin Shou or Qin Shou’s friends. He brought Qin Shou back only because he didn’t want Qin Shou, with his lack of power, to suffer the involuntary separation of his mind and soul from his body due to the coming apocalypse—an undeserved plight.
The reason why Qin Shou was involved was all Wu’s scheming.
In light of this, Qin Shou’s resentment towards Hongjun diminished quite a bit.
Hearing this, the Supreme Elder Lord and the others all stealthily wiped their sweat.
The world outside was collapsing incessantly; the only way to stop it all was for the Rabbit to regurgitate the Dao.
But the power that was now within its grasp, a power unmatched in the entire world—would the Rabbit truly be willing to give it up?
At least, they asked themselves, if it were them, they probably wouldn’t want to do so.
After all, that was the most formidable strength there was, one that even surpassed Hongjun!
Qin Shou sat without moving, his mind filled with the voices and smiles of his friends—Baldy, Li Zhenying, the little Fire Chicken, Sun Wukong, and others.
At the same time, he dug up all the memories he had previously buried.
His bizarre magical abilities, "Swallow" and "Steal," were actually his own creations, including all those mantras, which is why they seemed so comically low.
Various strange magics flickered in his mind, including that reversal magic...
Just as Hongjun had said, Qin Shou had never used the reversal magic since creating it. Whether it would leave any side effects or directly cost him his life was a complete unknown.
But in the end, Qin Shou sighed and said, "Remember what you promised. No matter what, bring them back to me! Otherwise, I guarantee that even if I die, I’ll come back! When I do, I’ll make sure to beat you to death!"
Hongjun was startled, saying, "Hey... Are you really going to do this? Haven’t you thought it through?"
"Get lost! I’ve thought it through!" After speaking, Qin Shou snatched Hongjun’s beer and crayfish, consuming them shell and bottle alike, then wiping his mouth, he soared into the sky, saying, "If I can’t make it back, take care of my people for me! Remember, this is what you owe me!"
With that, Qin Shou disappeared.
Seeing this, Hongjun sighed and said, "It seems I owe you more and more... Will it ever be repaid..."
Then Hongjun turned to the Supreme Elder Lord and the others and said, "We should change how we address him. He’s older than me, so calling him ’Elder’ won’t be a loss."
The Supreme Elder Lord and the others were dumbfounded. Just a moment ago, Qin Shou was the "damn rabbit" they talked about. And they’d beaten up this ’Elder’ a few times! If he came back alive, they suddenly had a bad feeling about it.
The great catastrophe had arrived, all the laws had disappeared, the earth was shattering, and all beings were wailing!
Countless creatures cried out in desperation, longing to be saved.
Unfortunately, there was no response from anyone.
Just when the world seemed to be on the brink of total destruction, suddenly a voice cried out, "Damn, it’s stuck in my teeth!"
Then, everyone saw rainbow trails soaring across the sky, which transformed into chains of the great path interwoven together, supporting the sky! With more trails of Dao arriving, the world was steadily stabilized and expanded!
Witnessing this scene, everyone knew they were saved!
Thereupon, all creatures fell to their knees weeping, and after their cries, they worshipped the sky.
Because they didn’t know who had saved them, they could only bestow a divine title themselves—Tooth-Sticking God!
Three years flashed by.
The world had finally completely stabilized and returned to its former state.
The people from the Black Mirror had disappeared, and the world was at peace.
The new Heavenly Court was jointly led by the Jade Emperor and Dijun; the Demon Clan and the human race jointly presided over the Heavenly Court, while the Witch Clan took charge of the earth and the Netherworld. The Heavens and the Earth were in perfect harmony...
The key point was, the current Heavenly Court was the strongest there had ever been!
So powerful that not a single misbehaving demon could be found in the whole world. The few that were caught faced the frenzied joint assault of numerous Great Golden Immortals, Emperor-level beings, and Overlords from the human, demon, and witch factions.
Their fate was more miserable than anything known before!
However, many who’d been to the heavenly palace wondered why there was a portrait of a Rabbit at the gates. They couldn’t fathom it...
At this moment, on the moon...
Underneath two osmanthus trees, in a patch of grass, two Rabbits stood on either side of a large radish. Their red eyes meeting across the space, sparks seemed to fly as if ready for a showdown at the peak of the Purple Sky Palace!
"Did you come?" asked the robust Rabbit.
The plump Rabbit opposite nodded and said, "Yes, I came."
The robust Rabbit said, "You shouldn’t have."
"But I still did."
"Then it’s settled!"
"Nothing more to be said!"
"For the sake of this radish, let’s fight it out once and for all!"
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