Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 83 A Dead Rabbit Falls from the Sky_1

Chapter 83: Chapter 83 A Dead Rabbit Falls from the Sky_1

Fly again!

Whoosh... Bang!

Fly again!

Whoosh... Bang!

Wu Gang sat on the ground, looked up at the sky, and sighed, "Ah, being young is great, full of energy."

No sooner had he spoken than he heard someone above him shout, "Watch out, someone’s falling down! If you don’t want to die, get out of the way, dodge to the left!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang quickly got up and shuffled to the left!

Then he heard the other person shout, "Wrong, a bit to the right!"

Wu Gang instinctively moved a bit to the right, and then...

Smack!

Wu Gang sat in the same spot, unmoved, but his face was smeared with a fuzzy, plump thing! He pulled it off to look, and there was a chubby fatty, looking up at him with a grin, showing off gleaming big teeth, "Gang, did you miss me while I was gone?"

"Damn rabbit! You set me up!" Wu Gang instantly understood everything, the damn rabbit wasn’t telling him to dodge left and right to avoid getting hit; he did it to ensure Wu Gang would be his landing cushion!

During the conversation, Wu Gang directly threw the rabbit to the ground.

Qin Shou didn’t seem to mind, he rolled on the ground a few times and then got up, immediately approaching Wu Gang.

Wu Gang quickly dodged backward, shouting, "Stay right there! Don’t come any closer!"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "What’s wrong... Why so nervous? I just wanted to chat with you."

Wu Gang chuckled and said, "If I believe you, I’m a fool!"

Qin Shou looked helpless...

Wu Gang said, "Why aren’t you flying anymore? Weren’t you enjoying flying just now?"

Qin Shou sighed and said, "I wish I could, but, too much exercise, it’s a bit draining, I got a bit hungry..."

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang decisively moved back some more and said, "Damn rabbit, you only remember me when you’re hungry? I’ll have you know, I don’t have anything on me you can eat! There’s only half a shoe left, what are you planning?"

Seeing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Look at you, I don’t have the habit of grabbing a sheep and shearing it vigorously..."

"Then what do you want?" asked Wu Gang, narrowing his eyes.

Qin Shou opened the Black Demon Box hanging from his neck, took out a plate, a jug of wine and put them in front of Wu Gang, saying, "Nothing much, I went out and had a bit of fun, brought back some stuff. Want to eat and drink something?"

Wu Gang’s eyes immediately lit up, he swallowed saliva subconsciously, and said, "You damn rabbit, you even stole things from the Heavenly Court?"

"What do you mean ’stole’? Am I that kind of person?" As Qin Shou said this, his face turned a bit red; he seemed to have stolen quite often.

Wu Gang chuckled coldly and said, "Of course you’re not that kind of person."

Qin Shou said, "Exactly..."

Wu Gang added, "You’re that kind of rabbit!"

Qin Shou: "..."

Regardless of how Qin Shou got his goods, Wu Gang was indeed dying to have some. He grabbed a plate, slapped it, pulled out a bunch of grapes, and stuffed them straight into his mouth; not even spitting out the seeds or the skins, he chewed away and started eating, juice flowing in his mouth, followed by a swig of wine, then his bushy eyebrows and big eyes blissfully squinted with satisfaction.

"Feeling good?" Qin Shou asked.

"Good!" Wu Gang ate as he spoke, "Rabbit, I, Wu Gang, never eat other people’s food for free, tell me what you want!"

Qin Shou said, "You see, you make it sound so serious, I just wanted to treat you to some food, that’s all."

"Believe that and I’d see a ghost. Out with it! Anything goes!" Wu Gang, perhaps moved by the wine or something, spoke very generously.

Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "Really?"

"Of course!" Wu Gang said this and let out a burp, then his eyes turned red.

Qin Shou realized that despite Wu Gang’s burly appearance, he was completely useless when drunk! Just one drink and he was intoxicated!

Qin Shou tentatively said, "Then I’m really going to make a request."

"Ask away! Between brothers, what can’t be asked? Eat! Drink! Ask!" Wu Gang bellowed with a voice like a cracked gong, giving off an aura that if you didn’t ask, he might just hit you! Meanwhile, in Wu Gang’s drunken mind, Qin Shou’s status skyrocketed at the same speed as his alcohol-infused brain, graduating from fool rabbit, damn rabbit, get lost, to a brother.

Qin Shou glanced at Wu Gang’s coat and said, "Bro, that coat of yours..."

"Take it!" Wu Gang yanked at his coat and threw it in front of Qin Shou, who suddenly burst into happy tears, thinking: Damn it, if I had known that drinking could solve my problems, why the hell did I let myself get kicked so many times before... Uh, wait, there wasn’t any alcohol available before. Hmm... it seems like I should invite Wu Gang to drink more often in the future.

But Qin Shou didn’t plan on taking the coat; he didn’t want a naked man running around on the moon, and not even shirtless! After all, he had to consider his own sister.

Seeing how generous Wu Gang was when he got drunk, Qin Shou didn’t hold back and quickly said, "Bro, you see how I always get bullied when I go out, could you teach me some magic? Like, really powerful stuff, with a wave of my hand a blue glow appears, and then, bam bam bam, they all drop dead..."

Wu Gang chuckled and said, "No problem!"

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou was overjoyed and quickly sat up straight to listen attentively.

Wu Gang took a big gulp of wine from the jug and then slowly tilted his head back, saying, "Today, I shall pass on to you a set of peerless magic!"

Qin Shou’s ears twitched with excitement.

Wu Gang squinted his eyes and said, "Let me think carefully about how to explain it to you."

Qin Shou nodded eagerly, like a chick pecking at grains.

One minute went by...

Wu Gang was still staring up at the sky.

Ten minutes went by.

Wu Gang was still gazing into the heavens.

Qin Shou followed his gaze into the sky, but there was nothing there... What was this guy looking at?

Half an hour passed, and Wu Gang continued to look up.

Qin Shou became restless.

One hour later, Wu Gang was still looking at the sky.

Finally, Qin Shou couldn’t hold back and asked, "Bro, what are you staring at?"

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang slowly lowered his head and glared at Qin Shou with bloodshot eyes, asking, "I’m looking at you, what about it?!"

"What about it..." Qin Shou asked subconsciously.

The next moment, Wu Gang reached out with a big hand, grabbed the rabbit, pinned him to the ground, and his other fist started raining down like a torrential storm.

Thump thump thump... ah... thump thump thump ah...

Qin Shou never expected Wu Gang to grab him and start beating him without a word! And he didn’t hold back, each blow to his head made stars fly around!

Fortunately, Qin Shou had a strong body, Wu Gang’s mana was sealed, and he was drunk, not using any techniques, just brute force, otherwise Qin Shou reckoned he’d have been done for today.

Half an hour later, whether Wu Gang had enough or was too drunk to continue, he suddenly stopped his fists, then burst into laughter looking at the sky, yelling, "Refreshing!"

Then, his eyes rolled back, and he lay on the ground snoring away...

Qin Shou, feeling wronged, got up from the ground, rubbing his almost non-existent waist, and started complaining with a crying tone, "What kind of person is this... I invite him for drinks, and he hits me... What kind of drinking manners are those?"

After whining for a while and realizing there wasn’t even a spectator to witness his plight, Qin Shou found it meaningless to continue complaining. He glanced sideways at Wu Gang, buttocks up and head down, fast asleep with drool flowing, then at Wu Gang’s clothes and trousers. Qin Shou’s eyebrows raised, he sneered, and said, "Dare to hit me? Hmm... you’re going to pay a price for this!"

PS: Preparing an extra release for the super VIP reader "Zero Food"... not sure what time it will be out. Working hard...