Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 81 Rabbit Takes a Girl Flying!_1

Qin Shou: "Hehe..."

When leaving the Southern Gate, Mo Lishou was still on guard duty, standing there like a wooden stake, motionless. His gaze was fixed beyond the heavens, completely ignoring Qin Shou and the others!

"Hey, Heavenly Lord, when did you get a new weapon? I’ll help you test its hardness!" Qin Shou called out.

Mo Lishou’s body shook slightly, the corner of his mouth twitched a bit, but he remained still as if he hadn’t heard a thing.

Seeing this, Qin Shou smirked, "Can’t be, trembling without wind, did you pee yourself? Can immortals pee without pulling down their pants... awesome!"

Mo Lishou’s face turned utterly dark...

Then, Qin Shou kindly shouted, "Heavenly Lord, do you need diapers? I’ll give you a wholesale price!"

Mo Lishou was already grinding his teeth...

Seeing this, Qin Shou shook his head, saying, "It’s over, a perfectly good man has gone deaf, wonder when that happened."

Mo Lishou clenched his fists tightly, still not moving.

Chang’e patted Qin Shou on the head, "You, cause less trouble. Don’t provoke the Heavenly Lord to anger, just go home obediently..."

"Who’s provoking him? I’m just warmly and kindly greeting him. Look at this warm and friendly little face of mine, I’m practically the ambassador of kindness among rabbits, a true role model," Qin Shou justified with a thick skin.

Chang’e rolled her eyes at him and chuckled, not believing a word he said.

As Mo Lishou remained silent, Qin Shou had no choice but to call out, "Heavenly Lord, we’re having a bonfire party on the moon tonight and roasting mink legs, you coming?"

"Scram!" Mo Lishou finally burst out, squeezing a single word through his teeth, exploding out!

"Aiya aiya... Not only has he gone deaf, but he’s also gone mad... really, I, good-hearted as I am, cure your deafness, and you still curse at me. It’s like Mo Lishou biting the rabbit, ungrateful," Qin Shou commented with a grimace, quickly walking away with Chang’e.

Only after Qin Shou was far away did Mo Lishou curse through gritted teeth, "How could the Jade Emperor take a liking to such a damn rabbit... stinking rabbit! Son of a bitch rabbit... mmp... Sooner or later, I’ll tear that mouth of yours!"

That’s right, it wasn’t that Mo Lishou had become kinder and more tolerant, but he knew that during the Mid-Year Festival, Qin Shou had caught the Jade Emperor’s eye and stood shoulder to shoulder with Yang Jian, backed up by Kong Xuan.

Although none of the above three had ever fought him, Mo Lishou couldn’t afford to provoke even one of them...

Besides, Qin Shou was very chummy with the Eight Immortals, and the Eight Immortals had indeed fought him...

So after weighing his options, he decided not to provoke this rabbit anymore, better to endure a moment of calm!

But damn it, this rabbit was just too TM cheap!

On the way back.

"Lady Chang’e, can we stop riding this Snail Cloud?" Qin Shou looked down at the slow-moving cloud magic treasure beneath him and sighed.

Chang’e asked, "If not this, what would you ride?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou raised his eyebrows and said, "What’s this? You’re looking down on me? Let me tell you, I can fly!"

"Really?" Chang’e asked in surprise.

Seeing that curious and astonished expression on Chang’e’s face, Qin Shou felt a deep sense of satisfaction. Showing off in front of the girl he liked, there was nothing more thrilling than that!

Then, Qin Shou arrogantly lifted his head and declared, "Open your beautiful eyes wide and watch closely! Ride the Cloud!"

Qin Shou let out a big shout, but the only thing that followed was a fart from beneath him, puffing out a gust of air, and then... there was no "then" afterward.

"Haha... that’s your ’Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist’? Wasn’t that just a fart from eating too much?" Chang’e covered her mouth, laughing so hard she was doubling over.

Qin Shou awkwardly grinned and said, "Sorry, that really was a fart... My magic hadn’t fully deployed yet."

"Alright, alright... I’ll watch you finish deploying whatever it is," Chang’e said, struggling to contain her laughter.

Qin Shou took a deep breath and, following the method Dog Xiaotian had taught him, he channeled the Yuan Qi within him, connecting with the great path of heaven and earth, and then, just to show off, to make it look impressive, he did something he didn’t need to do aloud; he bellowed, "Watch me Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist! Rise!"

Chang’e thought Qin Shou was just playing around, but the next moment, a white cloud really did rise beneath Qin Shou’s feet, gently lifting him up!

With a bit of admiration in her voice, Chang’e exclaimed, "You can really Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist now!"

Qin Shou, seeing that adoring look in Chang’e’s eyes, couldn’t help but feel extremely proud. What do men like most? Of course, it’s when the woman they fancy admires them! Although Riding the Cloud, Driving the Mist wasn’t considered an impressive magic skill, barely even a basic one, for the pair of penniless buddies, having one of them pull it off was a pretty awesome feat!

So, Qin Shou stood up straight, spit on his paws, straightened them against his forehead, tucking his big ears flat against his head like hair. In that moment, Qin Shou cut quite the figure, reminiscent of a young Marlon Brando, with one hand conveniently placed in front, bowing with a curved back in the style of a Western gentleman, his little tail giving three quick wags as he said, "My lady, may I have the honor of taking you for a spin?"

Seeing Rabbit’s comical appearance, Chang’e reached out and straightened up his rabbit ears...

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Can we be serious for a moment? Don’t you see I’m trying to woo here?"

"Is that so..." Chang’e’s big eyes spun around, and she smiled with her lips pursed, saying, "I’d love to."

Then Chang’e stood up and stepped onto Qin Shou’s auspicious cloud supercar, and in that moment, Qin Shou felt an enormous sense of pride!

In his previous life, he had worked so hard for so long just to get a car, yet he had never managed to pick up any pretty girls. But in this life, he was cruising on an auspicious cloud brand supercar, taking the most beautiful woman of the Three Realms for a ride; he wanted to ask, in all of heaven and earth, who could compete with his happiness?

Thus, Qin Shou, full of vigor, called out, "Let’s hit the road!"

The next moment, the auspicious cloud zoomed out with a whoosh!

And then...

And then Qin Shou watched in frustration as the magic treasure cloud raced ahead of him; he mustered all his strength to control the auspicious cloud beneath him but simply couldn’t catch up...

Watching this, Chang’e couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore; clutching her stomach and laughing without any concern for her image, she pinched Qin Shou’s ear, teasing, "Haha... you were the one complaining it’s slow? Why don’t you catch up then?"

Qin Shou’s face turned dark, and after holding back for a long while, he finally muttered through clenched teeth, "So uncooperative, when I get back, I’m going to eat cotton candy!"

Even though Qin Shou screwed up big time, the feeling of controlling the auspicious cloud for the first time and flying on his own had him hooked, and he flew the cloud here and there, up and down...

Then he flew more thrillingly, rolling and tumbling back and forth...

Finally...

"Stop rolling, I’m getting dizzy!" Chang’e cried out.

Qin Shou remained silent and continued his erratic flight...

Chang’e said, "Yu’er, steady, steady, we’re home..."

Qin Shou was still flying erratically.

Chang’e said, "Yu’er, you aren’t losing control, are you?"

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