Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 70 A Dance Overturns the City [Part 1]_1

Chapter 70: Chapter 70 A Dance Overturns the City [Part 1]_1

Looking at the direction from which the rabbit had come, then thinking of the dog that had just passed by, Dog Xiaotian suddenly remembered something and shouted, "Damn it! Damn rabbit, it was you!"

With a howl, Dog Xiaotian charged forward.

The rabbit took off running while yelling, "Help! This dog’s gone mad!"

In an instant, the little hill was in chaos with the dog chasing the rabbit everywhere.

Han Xiangzi, who was usually quiet, watched the fleeing duo and sighed, "Although the moon is dead silent, with this rabbit around, I’m afraid it won’t stay quiet for long..."

"I’m starting to feel sorry for Wu Gang," chuckled Lv Dongbin, his expression showing more schadenfreude than sympathy.

Hearing this, the others also laughed along...

While everyone was making a fuss, the Flower Fairy had finished her dance performance and had respectfully exited after greeting the other Immortals.

Then they heard the master of ceremonies announce loudly, "Next, we are honored to have Chang’e of the moon present us with a dance called ’Southern Land’."

"Chang’e? Who is that?"

"Never heard of her."

"Chang’e of the moon—couldn’t be that fairy who ascended to the moon all those years ago, could it?"

"The energy is scant on the moon, no good for cultivation. Ascending there, one would likely regress rather than progress... Can such a person still be called a fairy?"

"Who cares, as long as there’s something to watch, that’s fine. If the dance isn’t good, we’ll just applaud politely, consider it encouragement."

"Mhm mhm... After watching the Flower Fairy’s dance, anything else seems lackluster, so let’s just go through the motions."

...

Listening to these words, Qin Shou felt somewhat uncomfortable. Even if there was no malice, the underlying disdain was still there! At least, they looked down on Chang’e’s dance...

This feeling made Qin Shou very frustrated!

However, to everyone’s surprise, although the Flower Fairy had said she was leaving, as soon as the master of ceremonies called out, she emerged from the ice cover once again!

"Flower Fairy, why are you back?" an Immortal in the crowd called out.

"Is there something special happening today? Is the lady going to offer two dances?"

"Tsk tsk, scoring big in the Heavenly Court today, two grand dances at one event, haha..."

...

Seeing this, Qin Shou also stopped running, only to be caught by Dog Xiaotian who collided into him, and the two tumbled on the ground.

When Qin Shou stared blankly, Dog Xiaotian stopped causing a scene and lay on the ground, giving the Flower Fairy on the ice cover a silly look, then turned to Qin Shou and asked, "Didn’t they say Chang’e was coming up? How come it’s still the Flower Fairy? Didn’t your lady get lost or something?"

Qin Shou gave him an annoyed look and replied, "You’re the one who got lost!"

Even though he said that, Qin Shou was genuinely worried. The Heavenly Court was just too vast, too complex; he truly feared that Chang’e was being bullied or had gotten lost or something.

Even seeing the Flower Fairy emerge once more, Qin Shou’s mind automatically went to cheesy, clichéd plots from his previous life, imagining Chang’e being bullied by the veteran dancer Flower Fairy, being prevented from dancing, or even being attacked, and so on...

While Qin Shou was lost in wild speculation, his view of the Flower Fairy growing increasingly sinister by the moment...

Music suddenly burst into the air, music Qin Shou had never heard before, but the birdsong and fragrance, the serene aura of the southern country, instantly stimulated Qin Shou’s nerves.

Qin Shou glared fiercely at the Flower Fairy, thinking to himself, "Could it be that this fairy stole our dance and is using it to perform? How despicable can someone be..."

Upon seeing this, Dog Xiaotian sidled up and said, "I might not be able to beat others, but this flower tender, I can lend you a hand with her."

"How so?" Qin Shou’s eyes lit up as he asked, already considering whether to grab a sack and wield a club after the event was over.

As for whether the beauty was actually beautiful? In Qin Shou’s eyes, there was only Chang’e... and given his nature, he wasn’t bothered about losing face—one way or the other, he could take down both men and women.

Dog Xiaotian replied, "It’s simple, she’s in charge of all the flowers in the Heavenly Court. We just tear up a few flowers, pee on a few of them, wouldn’t that be delightful?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s forehead bore dark lines, and he gave Dog Xiaotian a look that one reserves for imbeciles: "You... stay away from me..."

But Dog Xiaotian edged even closer, snickering, "Come on, stop worrying. The Flower Fairy has a good reputation; she wouldn’t do anything to your fairy."

Qin Shou felt somewhat relieved...

However, Dog Xiaotian quickly added another line, "Besides, even if she did do something, you couldn’t beat her anyway... so, save yourself the trouble."

Qin Shou’s face instantly darkened as he picked up a stone laying nearby and smacked it onto the dog’s head, "Scram!"

Just then, as the music started up, the Flower Fairy moved, but instead of dancing, she sat down cross-legged. Then, one by one, fresh flowers bloomed around her, transforming the entire ice cap into an ocean of flowers, sketching out a dreamlike southern world with their myriad colors.

"What is the Flower Fairy doing? Why isn’t she dancing?" Han Xiangzi couldn’t help but ask.

Just at that moment, someone exclaimed, "Another person has appeared!"

The cry of the Immortal Crane was heard, followed by the splash of water exploding around the ice cap, shooting into the sky. A woman in ancient white garments atop the crane gracefully descended, her arms concealed. With a whoosh, the white garments unfolded, transforming into a dazzling cloak of rainbow feathers. Like a peacock descending from the heavens, the fairy alighted, her beauty, in concert with the sea of flowers below, took one’s breath away!

When the fairy looked up...

"Clang!" Han Xiangzi’s flute dropped to the ground, and in disbelief, he murmured, "How is this possible? How could there be someone so beautiful in this world?"

He Xiangu covered her mouth and exclaimed, "That fairy is so beautiful..."

Even Lv Dongbin, who fancied himself a gallant wanderer among flowers, involuntarily put down his wine cup and praised, "She’s so striking that even the flowers pale in comparison..."

It wasn’t just them; immortals from afar paused their ongoing activities—the ones bragging fell silent, those picking their feet donned their shoes, and those eating fruit set it aside... In an instant, the whole place fell silent as if everyone was waiting for the beautiful woman’s next move.

Different from everyone’s astonishment, a certain Rabbit finally saw the clouds lift and laughed, "Haha, our fairy finally made her entrance!"

No sooner had this laughter started, than Limp Li extended his crutch, blocking Qin Shou’s mouth, silencing him.

Qin Shou glanced sideways at Limp Li, who smiled faintly. Qin Shou followed with a smile, then closed his mouth...

Crack...

"Ah... my crutch!" Limp Li cried out in agitation.

Han Zhongli immediately covered his mouth with a fan and made a silencing gesture.

Limp Li glared angrily at Han Zhongli, who simply said, "It’s already broken, just fix it when we get back. Screaming twice won’t fix it and will spoil the mood."

"I..." Limp Li’s anger transformed into resignation, ending with, "That damn rabbit!"

Below, amidst the sea of flowers, Chang’e moved. A hand rose high, turning into the proud head of a peacock. With every move, she seemed to become the peacock herself...