Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 68 I am a Rabbit Who Doesn’t Lift My Leg_1

Chapter 68: Chapter 68 I am a Rabbit Who Doesn’t Lift My Leg_1

Looking at Qin Shou, fluffy like a puffed-up furball, the Eight Immortals and Dog Xiaotian exchanged glances and saw the mischief in each other’s eyes.

Lv Dongbin stroked his beard, exuding an air of profound mystery as he said, "Ah... the Heavenly Dao is cruel."

Zhang Guolao bobbed his head, echoing, "Ah, the Heavenly Dao is cruel."

Upon seeing this, Dog Xiaotian followed by shaking his big dog head, "Poor guy... going to have a miserable end..."

Qin Shou almost burst into tears when he heard this.

Limp Li patted Qin Shou on the head and said quietly, "Don’t worry, it’s usually over with one cut, it won’t hurt."

Qin Shou cried out, "Won’t hurt? You try it?"

Limp Li chuckled, "I’d rather not, but Rabbit, take a good look. Look around at these Immortals; aren’t there fewer fairies? Hmm, especially few?"

Qin Shou looked around and indeed, there were hardly any fairies, just a spattering of a few!

Feeling a chill in his heart, Qin Shou asked, "Why’s that?"

Sitting there silently, with a serious face as if he seldom joked, Prince Cao said indifferently, "Every few years there’s a grand event, those who attend must perform, and those who perform poorly..."

At this point, Prince Cao stopped speaking, sighed deeply, and downed his drink in one gulp.

Qin Shou, caught in his concerns and confused as a participant, was usually very shrewd, but when it came to Chang’e’s life or death, his mind was a mess.

Moreover, Qin Shou didn’t belong to this world; he came from Earth, where emperors were like tigers, a careless fart could lead to being skinned to make a drum... and after reading too many cultivation novels filled with conspiracies and slaughter, he assumed Heavenly Court was even more ruthless.

So, the poor acting skills of the Eight Immortals and Dog Xiaotian actually tricked him...

Unable to stand still any longer, Qin Shou started turning circles on the table and finally stopped, turning to Lv Dongbin to ask, "Immortal, are you using that sword of yours? If not, may I borrow it?"

"Haha... Rabbit, that’s Brother Dongbin’s destined magic artifact; he doesn’t lend it to anyone," Lan Caihe said with a laugh.

"Oh? Little Rabbit wants to borrow my sword? What would you use it for?" Lv Dongbin was quite curious.

Qin Shou squinted his eyes and said, "No big deal, I’ll use it desperately soon!"

Upon hearing this, the entire place was in an uproar...

Whether it was the Eight Immortals or Dog Xiaotian, they all looked at Qin Shou in astonishment.

Dog Xiaotian leaned in and asked, "Desperate? What’s this desperateness? With your little ability, it’s not about whether you can wield Lv Dongbin’s sword or not, even if you could, it’d be going to your death."

Qin Shou, unfazed, replied, "If I die, I die. What have I got to fear? What if I can save my fairy?"

"There are no ifs. If you go up there, you will most assuredly die. Not just you, even if we Eight Immortals went up together, we couldn’t withstand a single flick from those Overlords above. That’s fate. Are you going to fight against fate?" He Xiangu, who had not teased Qin Shou until now, suddenly spoke up.

Qin Shou looked up, puffed out his chest, and said, "I never planned on living to leave this world the moment I arrived! Anyhow, I’ll die sooner or later; rather than being manipulated by fate to die, why not die spectacularly? If I can’t choose how to live, then I’ll choose a splendid way to die!"

"Good! Well said!" Lv Dongbin suddenly clapped his hands and exclaimed.

"Rabbit, your words are full of dominance!" Lan Caihe also exclaimed.

"Ah, what a one who never intended to come back alive... hehe, I’ve lived so many years, and I don’t know how to live to come back, haha..." Limp Li burst into hearty laughter.

The other Eight Immortals all raised their thumbs in admiration, praising Qin Shou for his righteousness and domineering spirit.

Dog Xiaotian followed with a bark, "Damn... you rabbit actually have such a sentimental side? Indeed, one takes on the color of one’s company. You’ve followed me, Dog Xiaotian, and your character has improved, you’ve even picked up a bit of my style."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou slapped a peach onto his face and said, "Stop flattering yourself, I was born a man and I’ll die a man!"

"Alright, we know you’re awesome, take my magic treasure and go. See those on the Cloud Altar? Hit each and every one of them, and if they agree, the world is yours. Go ahead, be a domineering man." While speaking, Dog Xiaotian, from who knows where, got a stick and handed it to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou’s face darkened and said, "Do you think I’m stupid?"

Dog Xiaotian replied, "If you weren’t stupid, would you have been persuaded by a bunch of people to go and risk your life?"

Qin Shou was momentarily stunned, "What do you mean?"

He Xiangu covered her mouth and chuckled, "They’re messing with you, how could it be possible to be killed just for not dancing as well as someone else? Even demons and monsters wouldn’t be so unreasonable, let alone the Heavenly Court?"

Qin Shou was shocked, then like an exploding furball, he jumped up and shouted, "You fooled me? Tricked me?!"

When the Eight Immortals heard this, they immediately looked up at the sky, as if Qin Shou was not talking about them.

Dog Xiaotian, on the other hand, was more arrogant and laughed loudly, "Just tricked you, what are you gonna do about it?"

Enraged by this, Qin Shou charged at him, knocked Dog Xiaotian to the ground, and screamed, "Let’s see if I don’t beat your dog head in!"

Dog Xiaotian laughed loudly as he was taken down by Qin Shou, shouting, "Oh no, the rabbit’s getting fierce, oh my, such a ferocious rabbit, I’m so scared... ouch, that hurts..."

After a couple of hits, Qin Shou realized that the damn dog had thick skin and flesh; he couldn’t make a dent! At the same time, Qin Shou could feel that the damn dog seemed to have also cultivated the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art, a body as tough as copper and iron, not something he could hurt right now.

However, Qin Shou soon smirked, "Steal from Heaven, steal from Earth... steal your underwear..."

Dog Xiaotian had no idea that the damn rabbit was up to mischief and thought the rabbit was just venting his rage, hammering his chest with little fists.

The Eight Immortals, however, looked on with amusement at the pair, especially noticing a subtle change in their eyes when they looked at Qin Shou.

They had first met Qin Shou and just thought this little rabbit was cute and amusing. But what Qin Shou just displayed, the readiness to face death for his fairy, deeply touched their hearts. There were countless friends between Heaven and Earth, but how many would die for you?

The Eight had lived for who knows how many eons, but they only had each other, so they understood all too well what a rare character someone who was willing to die for someone else had.

So, at that moment, for the first time, they all looked at Qin Shou with eyes full of respect and appreciation.

Qin Shou got lucky this time, after about a dozen attempts, he succeeded!

Only...

"Damn..." Qin Shou couldn’t help but curse as he looked at the new possession in his mind.

Dog Xiaotian had no idea why Qin Shou was cursing but noticed Qin Shou making a face as if he’d seen a ghost, then moving off him, sitting at the table, murmuring, "I am a rabbit that doesn’t lift its leg, I am a rabbit that doesn’t lift its leg... damn..."

Dog Xiaotian, completely bewildered, but having caused enough ruckus, grabbed a liquor jug and went looking for someone to drink with.