Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 64: The Rabbit is Bullied [Extra - for Alliance Hierarch Shi Fen WP]_1

Chapter 64: Chapter 64: The Rabbit is Bullied [Extra Chapter for Alliance Hierarch Shi Fen WP]_1

Qin Shou saw that everyone had taken their seats, so he joined them and sat down as well.

But no sooner had he seated himself when a beautiful lady came over, smiling radiantly as she sat down in front of him and said to Dog Xiaotian, "Dog Xiaotian, may I sit with you for a while?"

Dog Xiaotian drew back his lips into a grin and replied, "Lady, you’re too polite. Having you over here really brightens up my day..."

Qin Shou caught a glimpse of Dog Xiaotian, chuckled, and said, "Brightens up your day... Brother, no matter how much ash you wipe on that face of yours, it’s still black."

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian lifted a paw to swat at him, but Qin Shou had already dodged out of the way.

The lady couldn’t help but giggle and said, "Hehe... you Rabbit, you’re quite adorable. Come here, let me give you a hug."

As soon as she said this, Dog Xiaotian looked at Qin Shou with envy...

Meanwhile, the lady reached out her hand, which was as delicate as jade, and with each expression and smile, Qin Shou had to admit that she was an exceptionally beautiful woman! He then glanced at what could have been his bed to sleep in—plump, firm...

In the past, Qin Shou would have surely chased after her.

But now... Qin Shou’s thoughts involuntarily turned to the elegant, pretty, and playfully charming Lady Chang’e...

Thus, Qin Shou resolutely shook his head and declared with righteousness, "What are you doing, harassing me? Let me tell you, although I, Noble Rabbit, am handsome enough to upheave the world and move spirits... [Following two thousand words of similar descriptions omitted], in short, I’m a man who cannot be tempted by wealth, won’t be bent by force, and keeps his integrity in the midst of chaos! So, I refuse!"

After Qin Shou’s long-winded speech, Dog Xiaotian thought he would eventually give in because this rabbit really had no shame. But Qin Shou actually refused, which made Dog Xiaotian look at him with newfound respect...

The lady was also taken aback and stood there awkwardly.

Qin Shou then confidently hopped onto a chair, took a peach, and started munching on it, a picture of steadfastness amidst blooming peach blossoms.

Seeing the lady’s awkwardness, Dog Xiaotian quickly said, "Lady, don’t be upset with this damn rabbit for not knowing what’s good for him. If you really want to hug something, what about me?"

The lady glanced at Dog Xiaotian’s pitch-black dog face and, with a smile, crisply responded, "No."

At that, Dog Xiaotian’s face darkened even further. He glanced at the chubby rabbit and muttered, "What’s so good about a rabbit? Look at him; he’s as round as a ball..."

Unfortunately for Dog Xiaotian, he mumbled to himself for a while, but the lady seemed not to hear at all, treating him as if he were air! She then moved closer to Qin Shou again, dangling a carrot in front of him, and said, "Little rabbit, if you let your sister hug you, I’ll give you this carrot to eat, okay?"

Witnessing this scene, Dog Xiaotian was both angry and resentful. For the first time, he regretted bringing Rabbit to this place—it was stealing his thunder and luck with the ladies!

Feeling irritated, Dog Xiaotian still watched the two of them, curious about how Rabbit would react.

To his surprise, the rabbit lifted his eyebrows and retorted, "Heh... you think you can bribe me with just a carrot? Not even if you were to eat my carrots would it work!"

"Eat your carrots? You have carrots?" The lady clearly didn’t understand Rabbit’s innuendo and asked with the curiosity of a baby.

Realizing this, Qin Shou then came to the understanding that the fairy ladies of this world were rather innocent, not catching on to such dirty jokes. Unlike the girls from his previous life, who could outdo him in vulgarity by a long shot if they started.

But... since he couldn’t understand...

Qin Shou suddenly revealed a mischievous smile, nodded, and said, "Yeah, I’m not your ordinary rabbit. When I was born, there were flashes of lightning and a rain of anomalies from the sky! Just as they say, some people are born with jade, others with weapons, but I alone was born with a robust and impressive carrot!"

"Oh? That magical?" the lady asked with gleaming eyes, full of curiosity.

Qin Shou began to spout nonsense with a serious face, "And there’s more incredible stuff. Although my carrot can’t summon winds or call the rains, it can grow large or shrink small, mighty and extraordinary! An old Immortal told my mother then, ’Your child is remarkable; this carrot has endless ingenious uses, a specialist in beating female demons! He will achieve greatness in the future!’"

Seeing the rabbit in front of her, speaking so self-righteously and spitting as he talked...

Dog Xiaotian watched, dumbfounded, and thought, "Damn it, can people be this shameless? Does this damn rabbit not even blush when he says such things? My god, shameless!"

The lady found the rabbit even more adorable, and subconsciously reached out to pinch Qin Shou’s rabbit ears...

Qin Shou shouted, "What are you doing? Is this harassment? Don’t you know that men and women shouldn’t touch each other? I am a rabbit with integrity... Hey, hey, hey... don’t pull and drag like that..."

"Haha, this rabbit is too cute, I can’t help it, I must give you a hug!" The lady scooped Qin Shou into her arms, squeezing his plump body so much that it gave the illusion of being squashed flat... Qin Shou felt so aggrieved, much like a chaste lady dishonored.

Qin Shou opened his mouth to call out, but was immediately silenced by the fairy pressing his head down into the ravine...

Barely able to breathe and almost suffocating to death, he felt death was so near, as if last time he almost smothered to death in Lady Chang’e’s grand ravine, and this time it was an even deeper one...

Just as Qin Shou felt he was about to pass out, the lady finally pulled him out of the valley and chuckled, "Little rabbit, you won’t let me hug you, but I hugged you anyway, what can you do about it?"

With tearful eyes, Qin Shou looked at her and indignantly yelled, "Don’t think I’ll submit just because you do this; even if you press me back down, I still won’t submit!"

Then the lady pressed him back down again...

Dog Xiaotian watched the scene and cursed, "Dammit! That damn rabbit is definitely doing this on purpose!"

However, in Qin Shou’s heart, he felt truly wronged; he honestly wasn’t doing it on purpose. Since he met Chang’e, Qin Shou felt that having a good sister at home meant he couldn’t flirt around outside anymore... So, Qin Shou was a seriously upright rabbit! A devoted upright rabbit!

But alas, things did not go as he wished; a rabbit under the eaves had to be pressed into the ditch... What could he do?

Meanwhile, Dog Xiaotian’s eyes were almost red with envy...

Just as Qin Shou was enduring the lady’s torment, a rough voice echoed next to his ear, "Lady, I was wondering why I couldn’t find you anywhere, turns out you ran off here. Whose rabbit is this? All plump and cute, he’s quite adorable."

The lady said, "Zhong Li, I don’t know whose rabbit this is, but he truly is adorable. Look at this pudgy little face, all unwilling... haha... too amusing."

"Really? Let me hold him too." As he spoke, a large hand seized Qin Shou’s ear.

Qin Shou turned his head and saw a fat man with his grotesque belly exposed from his split tunic, grinning at him, and then grabbed him, unceremoniously smooshing him into a mountain of flesh. That moment, Qin Shou began to miss the ravine he had just come from, wailing in his heart, "Let go of me, I’d rather suffocate in the valley..."

PS: An additional Chapter for Alliance Hierarch "Shi Fen wp".