Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 61: Awesome Rabbit_1

Chapter 61: Chapter 61: Awesome Rabbit_1

Looking up, he saw Dog Xiaotian gripping his ear, telepathically barking, "Enough!"

Then Dog Xiaotian shrank his body and, taking Qin Shou with him, squeezed through the crack!

Almost at the same time, Baisui also sensed it and shouted, "Damn rabbit, ruining my plans! Where do you think you’re going?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou yelled, "Believe it or not, I’ll bite your balls?"

At that instant, Baisui only felt an icy chill in his crotch and subconsciously squeezed his legs together, forgetting to block... Missing the best moment, and with his legs together forgetting to run, he was immediately caught up by Yang Jian, who thrust his Tri-point Double-edged Knife right at him!

Left with no choice, Baisui took out a pearl and tapped it on the Tri-point Double-edged Knife. With a loud bang, Baisui used the force to dart away, turning into a streak of yellow light that vanished in an instant.

Yang Jian crossed the Tri-point Double-edged Knife in front of him, protecting Dog Xiaotian and Qin Shou, and declared, "Once I find out your identity, there will be nowhere in Heaven or on Earth for you to hide!"

Qin Shou looked at Yang Jian, then at the already vanished Baisui, and asked, "Not going after him?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "He has something on him; I can’t catch up."

Qin Shou clicked his tongue, not having expected that Yang Jian truly couldn’t catch up to Baisui.

Yang Jian said, "But he can’t use that thing more than twice. Once his magic treasure is exhausted, it’ll be his end."

Curious, Qin Shou asked, "Immortal Master, don’t you have divine eyes? Can’t you just see his identity with one glance? Why not just wait at his doorstep?"

Yang Jian shook his head, "I’ve looked before; he’s covered in some strange skin that I can’t see through... Let’s go, the Zhong Yuan Festival celebration is about to start."

"Sir, you’ve worked hard. I can take the Rabbit back, he shouldn’t dare to come again," Dog Xiaotian called out.

Yet Yang Jian continued to shake his head, "No need, come to the main event with me."

"The main event?" Upon hearing this, Qin Shou felt a small surge of excitement and with his watery, wide eyes, he asked endearingly, "Can I come too?"

Dog Xiaotian extended a paw and hooked it around Qin Shou’s neck, "Erlang God speaks little, if he wasn’t going to take you, he wouldn’t have mentioned it. Since he did, you must go!"

Qin Shou was overjoyed! Going to the sub-event was a matter of protocol, and he had no choice.

If he could choose, Qin Shou would like nothing better than to stick by Chang’e 24 hours a day. After the commotion at the sub-event, he felt even more that the security in the Heavenly Court was lacking, and he was increasingly concerned about Chang’e’s safety... although he also knew that the main event was full of powerful figures, with the Jade Emperor himself in attendance, who would dare to cause trouble? Probably someone like Baisui would get suppressed by a single glance before he could even cause a stir.

Absolute power deters chaos.

But concern is chaos, Qin Shou was still very worried.

Now that he could go to the main event, it was something he had longed for.

Although Dog Xiaotian had given a definite answer, as the happiness was too sudden, Qin Shou still looked towards Yang Jian, hoping to get his confirmation.

Yang Jian gave a nod, acknowledging him.

Qin Shou’s mouth immediately blossomed into a smile... But then he asked, "Uh, isn’t there a rule that doesn’t allow pets in?"

Yang Jian, with supreme confidence, declared, "Let’s go!"

Having said that, Yang Jian strode forward.

Watching Yang Jian’s grand, invincible demeanor, Qin Shou felt his blood boiling and, looking up at Dog Xiaotian, asked, "Really?"

Perhaps it was a shared hardship, or maybe it was because Qin Shou had already seen him at his most embarrassing; Dog Xiaotian completely reverted to his true nature. As a standard dog, it was only natural to take pride in his master. To brag for his master was to brag for himself!

Thus, Dog Xiaotian lifted his head with a proud and snobbish tone, "If the Second Master says it can be done, it will be done! Adhering to the rules of the Heavenly Court before was just to give them face. But now that such a mess has occurred, the Second Master is furious—who would dare to stop us?"

Having said that, Dog Xiaotian puffed out his chest, raised his head, and wagged his tail as he followed, saying, "Rabbit, keep up. If you fall behind, you won’t be able to get in, and don’t blame us then."

Once Qin Shou heard this, he quickly rushed over and climbed up Dog Xiaotian’s thigh, riding on the dog’s neck.

"Damn... I told you to keep up, not to ride on top!" Dog Xiaotian exclaimed.

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "My legs are short, I can’t run fast. If I fall behind, the loss would be too great. You’ll just have to put up with it for now..."

"Scram! People always say someone runs like a rabbit when they’re fast; who have you heard runs like a dog? Look at all that fat on you—you’re just lazy, aren’t you? Get down!" Dog Xiaotian ordered.

Stubbornly, Qin Shou whined, "I’ve got short legs, and I’m scared of heights. Easy to get on but can’t get down..."

Dog Xiaotian rolled his eyes and swatted Qin Shou with a paw, sending him tumbling. Seizing the opportunity, Dog Xiaotian ran forward, laughing, "Haha... See? Mr. Dog’s mighty and powerful paw—isn’t it fierce? Ouch... Damn, let go, damn rabbit!"

While Qin Shou was rolling backward, he grabbed randomly and caught hold of Dog Xiaotian’s tail. To prevent himself from being thrown off, he opened his mouth wide and bit down hard on it!

Dog Xiaotian, in so much pain he was nearly in tears, cried out, "Gentle! Be gentle, damn it, it’s about to break!"

Qin Shou snorted twice and transmitted his voice, "Be content; I didn’t bite hard."

"Damn it, let go; isn’t this embarrassing? No, let go with your mouth; it’s too embarrassing to run past the Southern Gate like this!" Dog Xiaotian exclaimed.

"If someone’s embarrassed, it’ll be you first!" Qin Shou retorted.

"Motherf... You damn shameless rabbit, I’m telling you, even if I crash headfirst into the Southern Gate and die, you’re not getting through riding on my neck!" Dog Xiaotian roared furiously.

The scene shifted to reveal the majestic Erlang God, Yang Jian, clad in silver-white armor, entering the Southern Gate. Following him was a big black dog, head bowed, with a piece of black cloth covering its face, and a rabbit riding on its neck, muttering, "You don’t recognize me, don’t recognize me..."

As it turned out, while passing through the gate, one of the guards, a heavenly soldier, said, "Greetings to the great Immortal Dog Xiaotian."

"Dog... Your sister, dog... Which eye of yours saw me as Dog Xiaotian? If you didn’t see it, shut your mouth!" Dog Xiaotian, furious, sneered twice, then quickly chased after Erlang God.

The gate-guarding soldiers looked at each other, puzzled: you look at me, I look at you...

After a while, someone exclaimed, "Oh no, we only just noticed Dog Xiaotian the Immortal; look, there seems to be a rabbit riding on the big immortal’s neck!"

"What do you mean, ’seems to be’? That is indeed one!"

"How can this rabbit be so incredible? Riding Dog Xiaotian? The Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path doesn’t seem to be bothered by it..."

"Could it be the pet of some powerful being?"

"Not sure, but we better be careful in the future, and not provoke it."

...

And so, Qin Shou, who had simply wanted to be lazy and ride a Big Dog, ended up inadvertently becoming famous within the small circle of heavenly soldiers...

Once inside the Heavenly Court, Qin Shou dismounted from Dog Xiaotian’s neck, after all, with more people around... it was only fair to leave Dog Xiaotian some dignity.