Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 60 Take a Leak First_1

Chapter 60: Chapter 60 Take a Leak First_1

Dog Xiaotian bared his teeth and snapped, "Don’t get cocky, the Second Boss is here, you won’t be able to run!"

Baisui chuckled, "I ran away last time, what makes you think I can’t do it again?"

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian suddenly became somewhat panicked... clearly, what Baisui was saying was true.

Dog Xiaotian paced restlessly on the spot, anxiety and confusion now marking his once arrogant and overbearing dog face.

Qin Shou looked at Dog Xiaotian, who was the picture of panic, and his heart softened a bit.

Although Dog Xiaotian was a dog, he had long since become more than that, even achieving the status of a Demonic Immortal, indistinguishable from a living person.

If he were to stew and eat him simply for the sake of appetite, Qin Shou really felt somewhat reluctant...

Additionally, Qin Shou was also somewhat concerned about his own safety. Although Baisui kept saying he had no ill intentions toward him and didn’t want to involve him in any karma, why was he still carrying him along instead of setting him free now that his identity had been revealed? It was clear that this guy had an interest in him!

No matter what Baisui’s schemes were, Qin Shou disliked the feeling of being manipulated by someone else.

But he, alone, was indeed no match for Baisui. However, with Dog Xiaotian and the Erlang God approaching... that was a different story.

"What are you looking at?" Although Dog Xiaotian was scared, he still tried to show off in front of Qin Shou, saying with false bravado, "Don’t think that this great king is afraid, I’m only... only... only worried that he might get beaten to death by the Second Boss, that’s all."

Qin Shou: "Hehe..."

"What’s that look for? What this great king is saying is true!" Dog Xiaotian exclaimed.

Qin Shou: "Hehe..."

Dog Xiaotian asked, feeling guilty, "What’s with that laugh? Do you doubt me?"

Qin Shou: "Hehe..."

Dog Xiaotian barked, "Look at your dog lord’s paws; aren’t these strong and majestic paws frightening?"

Hearing this, Qin Shou finally stood up slowly and circled around Dog Xiaotian. He muttered as he walked, "Indeed quite sturdy, look at this body, tsk tsk... the fur is black and shiny, the skin and flesh plump and juicy. Such a hefty body like yours, I guess you must have quite a bit of dog fat inside. Dog fat used for blending with dog meat sauce is a delicacy, coupled with these big meaty legs, skinned and torn by hand with dog meat sauce, it’s sheer perfection!

And this tail can be chopped into sections, the dog head can be cracked open to eat the brains, and the dog face can be braised red... slurp, it’s so nourishing!"

Dog Xiaotian initially thought Qin Shou would praise him, but as he listened, he realized it was all wrong. By the end, Dog Xiaotian’s legs began to tremble, and with a quavering voice, he asked, "What are you doing?"

Qin Shou snickered, "I’m not doing anything, just helping you realize your current predicament. If I were you, I’d be a quiet coward, thinking about how to escape rather than flaunting your meat and enticing the other party to take a bite."

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian instinctively tucked his tail between his legs, guessing that if he was frightened a bit more, that dog might shove his tail up his...

Thinking of this scene, Qin Shou suddenly found it rather amusing.

Feeling uncomfortable all over from Qin Shou’s laughter, Dog Xiaotian exclaimed, "You’re still laughing? You believe I won’t hit you?"

Qin Shou, arms folded, chuckled, "Stop pretending, it’s alright to be scared. Who isn’t afraid of dying? I’m scared too! Being afraid of death doesn’t make you a coward."

"Who’s afraid of dying? I am the number one divine dog of the Heavenly Court, fierce as can be!" Dog Xiaotian puffed out his chest, flexed his chest muscles, and struck a fearless pose, hoping to regain his imposing presence in Rabbit’s eyes.

But instead of the admiration he expected, he spotted names of various spices in Rabbit’s eyes...

The chest he had puffed out instinctively deflated, as if to convey, "Forget it, there’s no meat on me, just bones..."

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Alright, alright, I know you’re fierce. Once you’re in the pot, you’ll be even fiercer..."

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian said in a tearful voice, "Can we change the subject? If I get stewed, do you really think you can escape? You might end up as a braised rabbit head on a plate."

Dog Xiaotian had only meant to complain a little, but he didn’t expect the rabbit to actually nod in agreement.

Dog Xiaotian instinctively asked, "Rabbit, are you scared or not?"

Qin Shou nodded his head without any pretense.

Seeing that Qin Shou was also scared, Dog Xiaotian let out a sigh of relief. They were both cowards, so he didn’t feel embarrassed anymore. Instead, he started to find the rabbit sitting in front of him more pleasing to the eye...

The two of them, a dog and a rabbit, sat side by side as Dog Xiaotian said, "Rabbit, do you think we still have a chance to get out alive?"

Qin Shou transmitted a message: "If I say we do, would you believe me?"

Dog Xiaotian’s eyes immediately lit up.

Qin Shou immediately added, "Act more scared! If we’re discovered, you can just wait to become a complete dog meat feast!"

Dog Xiaotian quickly put on a scared and panicky facade, but he was still curious and asked, "Rabbit, why aren’t you acting scared?"

Looking up, Qin Shou said, "Since I was captured, I’ve never been a coward! Fear is one thing, doing is another. I’m very scared, but I’m no coward!"

Dog Xiaotian gave a thumbs up and said, "Awesome! In the words of our hometown, you’re the kind who fights without using your brain, just charging in."

Qin Shou couldn’t care less about his mockery and instead crossed his arms saying, "In a moment, I will make an opening. When you see the chance, take me and fly out immediately! As long as we’re fast enough, he probably won’t react in time. I don’t believe that while Yang Jian is chasing him, he will be fully alert against us!"

"Makes sense!" Dog Xiaotian nodded like a pecking chicken, although he would have scoffed if anyone else had said this to him. But after seeing how Qin Shou gobbled up Green Lion’s magic peak like he was eating tofu, Dog Xiaotian had confidence in Qin Shou’s "teeth."

Seeing his silly look and recalling everything about Dog Xiaotian’s behavior from their first meeting, Qin Shou promptly crossed him off the list of strategists, placing him in the category of muscle-for-hire without brains.

"What do we do now?" Dog Xiaotian asked.

Qin Shou replied, "Wait..."

Dog Xiaotian, now seeing the rabbit as his only chance of salvation, subconsciously became very obedient.

Time ticked by second by second and just then, a loud shout came from outside, as if Yang Jian had made his move from afar, and Baisui was about to respond...

Qin Shou suddenly opened his eyes wide, bent over, and bowed his head!

Dog Xiaotian immediately leaned in and asked, "Is it starting?"

Qin Shou spoke with utmost seriousness, "I need to take a leak first!"

"Damn it..." Dog Xiaotian froze on the spot...

While Dog Xiaotian was stupefied and let his guard down for a moment, Qin Shou suddenly grabbed the cloth under his feet and bit down on it!

The bag was instantly torn open by the bite, and Qin Shou’s teeth moved along like sharp scissors, cutting a long opening...

Qin Shou was chewing merrily when he suddenly felt someone tugging at his ear.