Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 59: Fuzzy Eggs_1

Chapter 59: Chapter 59: Fuzzy Eggs_1

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was so anxious that his steamed bun face was covered in sweat. If Dog Xiaotian were to die, he’d be the one carrying the blame! If Erlang God got angry, he reckoned even the moon would be smashed into a rotten watermelon...

Qin Shou clenched his teeth and said fiercely, "Baisui, if you want to eat, use your own identity. If you frame me, don’t blame me for not being polite!"

"Oh my... not polite? How exactly do you intend to not be polite? This bag of mine is the Qiankun Endless Bag, and if I don’t let you out, you can forget about escaping in this lifetime." Baisui laughed, but after he finished laughing, he suddenly remembered the rabbit’s identity and quickly added, "Rabbit, don’t mess around!"

Qin Shou, rubbing his hands together, said, "Whether I mess around depends on you... Hurry up and let me out."

"What’s that? I can’t hear you, speak up..." Baisui suddenly called out.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes, knowing that this guy was pretending to be deaf and dumb to buy time.

So, Qin Shou grew impatient, not wanting to take the blame for this huge mess!

Thus, Qin Shou grabbed one side of the bag and opened his wide mouth... I bite!

The bag opened in response, and Qin Shou slapped Baisui’s thigh root with his hand.

"Ouch..." The previously haughty Baisui, just as he was walking out proudly, suddenly cried out in surprise and slapped his own thigh.

Qin Shou was flipped onto the ground but, being thick-skinned and tough, the hit didn’t bother him at all. On the contrary, Baisui had struck himself so hard his teeth were gritted in pain...

Baisui transmitted his voice to Qin Shou, "You damn rabbit, shut your mouth! If you mess up again, I’ll slap you to death!"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "I’m so scared... Huh? What’s this? Wow, what a big fluffy sandbag! I, the Rabbit, feel like hitting a sandbag to practice boxing, what should I do?"

"Don’t move! Don’t mess around!" Baisui, startled, hurriedly shouted.

At that moment, he truly felt the urge to slap himself. If only he had known, he wouldn’t have talked so much with the damn rabbit. Now look, the damn rabbit knew about his karmic ties and that no one dared touch him, he wasn’t afraid of Baisui at all! He was even freaking threatening him!

Baisui wanted even more to give Qin Shou a slap, but considering the damn rabbit was right next to his chicken coop, actually hitting him wouldn’t bother the rabbit’s sturdy body. The one who would feel the pain was himself... As for setting up a spell barrier, given his knowledge of the rabbit, those barriers were as good as paper to its teeth, useless!

Therefore, after much thought, Baisui felt he still had to endure... If he truly angered the damn rabbit and caused a chicken-and-egg chaos in his home, regret would be too late.

Baisui truly regretted stuffing the rabbit into the bag now, but there was no time to deal with it at the moment. He could only cope by saying, "Rabbit, let’s talk this out nicely. After all, I’ve told you so much about your identity. You owe me a favor, right?"

Qin Shou angrily said, "After carrying such a big black pot, isn’t that called repaying a favor?"

Baisui huffed, "What black pot? Yang Jian is not a fool, he’ll naturally figure out you were impersonated. In the end, won’t you be cleared of all charges? You’d better listen, behave, and don’t cause trouble... Later on, I’ll throw in a dog’s leg for you!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was truly tempted, but he did not believe Baisui’s promises at all!

Would Baisui, who went through such great lengths to catch a dog, really share it with him? Besides, Qin Shou even doubted whether Baisui truly intended to eat Dog Xiaotian... He couldn’t imagine anyone being that desperate. And if he really were that desperate...

Qin Shou had serious doubts that a pot of dog meat would be enough for Baisui to eat. Bringing him along was purely for backup in case there wasn’t enough food.

The two communicated at incredible speed, unknown to the demons outside, who only saw the previously boastful rabbit suddenly jump up and slap its own thigh as if bitten by something...

Then, in a very ungentlemanly manner, the rabbit fumbled around its crotch and then dashed towards the door, as if it had fleas or lice in its pants...

Dog Xiaotian chuckled, "Little damn rabbit, no matter what’s in your crotch, you’re dead today!"

With that said, Dog Xiaotian also ran out.

Meanwhile, Erlang God Yang Jian, who had been sitting there drinking, suddenly lifted his head, furrowed his brows, and then slapped the table as he abruptly stood up, exclaiming, "Damn, I’ve been had!"

After saying that, Yang Jian leaped forward and rushed out of the light gate.

Alas, Dog Xiaotian was chasing Baisui who ran extremely fast, but after not getting far, Dog Xiaotian suddenly stopped in his tracks and exclaimed, "Hold on, Rabbit, you don’t even know how to ’Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist,’ how come you’re using ’Shorten Distance’ now?"

Upon hearing this, Baisui shivered, turned around abruptly, and, with a grin, said to Dog Xiaotian, "You’re not too dumb for a dog, hehe."

"You’re not the damn rabbit!" Dog Xiaotian realized something was amiss and took off running!

"Hehe... still thinking of running at this point? Come on into my bowl!" Baisui suddenly turned around, grabbed with a large hand, and Dog Xiaotian cried out in alarm, "This is..."

Before he could finish shouting, Dog Xiaotian was already snatched up in the large hand.

Almost simultaneously, a loud shout came, "You little thief, you’ve got nerve!"

Hearing this roar, Baisui’s heart trembled, and he quickly stuffed Dog Xiaotian into his trouser pocket, then turned into a yellow flash and covered a thousand miles in an instant!

A silver light, dragging a silver-white bolt of lightning, closely pursued him!

Seeing this, Baisui gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Jian, it’s just eating one of your dogs, do you have to be this desperate?"

Yang Jian bellowed with fury, "Quit the nonsense, hand over your life!"

Baisui took to his heels and ran...

Baisui somehow used a trick that made him extremely speedy, and in the blink of an eye, he was out of the Southern Gate.

Yang Jian was close behind him, and although some Heavenly Gods wanted to help, Yang Jian waved them off, clearly not wanting too many to know that his dog had been snagged right in front of him... which would’ve been too embarrassing.

No matter how briskly the two outside were running...

Inside Baisui’s trouser pocket, two were in a stare-down.

"Damn rabbit, why are you in here too?" Dog Xiaotian looked at the plump white Rabbit in surprise.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "What else?"

Dog Xiaotian suddenly pounced on him, pinning Qin Shou to the ground and shouted, "You’re in cahoots with them?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "If we were in cahoots, why would I still be here?"

"True..." Dog Xiaotian muttered to himself, let go of Qin Shou, and sat down with a thud, his dog eyes darting around.

Suddenly, Dog Xiaotian saw the hole bitten open by the brute, his eyes lit up, "Hey, there’s a way out!"

"The outside is forbidden territory," Qin Shou kindly reminded.

"What forbidden territory, as long as we can get out! Ouch, what a giant hairy egg!" Dog Xiaotian stuck his head out and exclaimed.

Almost at that moment, a yellow light lit up, turned into a giant palm and slapped over with a smack, hitting Dog Xiaotian squarely on the head.

Dog Xiaotian let out a pained cry and flew back, landing and remaining sprawled on the ground for quite some time.

Seeing this, Qin Shou curled his lips, secretly glad he hadn’t recklessly punched that hairy egg, or he would have been the one getting hit. Unknown to him, outside, Baisui was momentarily distracted by Dog Xiaotian, allowing Erlang God to close in a fair bit... So Baisui dared not let his guard down anymore, only threatening, "Stop messing around, or I won’t eat you fresh; I’ll just slaughter you right away!"