Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 58 It’s a trick..._1

Chapter 58: Chapter 58 It’s a trick..._1

Qin Shou watched the scene unfold, completely dumbfounded. When had he ever seen such bizarre tactics? It was just like watching a blockbuster movie from M Country!

The question now was, who the hell had been conned?

Qin Shou struggled to crawl outward, making it to the edge of the pocket so that he could get a better view. He watched as Erlang God’s gaze swept across the crowd like a scanner, asking with authority, "Have any of you seen a Rhino Spirit come in?"

While speaking, Erlang God pulled from the doorway, dragging out the Rhino Spirit.

Upon closer inspection, Qin Shou realized in shock that this was the same Rhino Spirit who had just been bragging to him. Sure enough, the Rhino Spirit who bragged to him was an imposter!

"Erlang God, the Rhino Spirit you mentioned... uh, was just here... Eh? This one, that one... Why do they look exactly the same?" Dog Xiaotian hurried over, wagging his tail.

Seeing this, Green Lion put down his wine jug and stood up to pay respects to Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path, Erlang God Yang Jian, while saying, "Indeed, a heavenly official did bring in a Rhino Spirit just now, but then in the blink of an eye, he vanished. We did not pay attention to where he went..."

"That Rhino Spirit was impersonated by someone else; this is the real White-horned Rhino. After being knocked out, he was hidden in the grass outside the city. I suspect that the person has sneaked in here," said Yang Jian.

"Erlang God, did you really need to trouble yourself to come here in person for such a matter?" Dog Xiaotian knew that Yang Jian was not one to meddle in affairs unnecessarily. Moreover, this was the Heavenly Court, and there were plenty of Judicial Gods around—just a word, and there would be countless people to run this errand.

Yang Jian shook his head and said, "I suspect that guy is after you."

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard this, his legs trembled, and his tail stopped wagging, saying, "Erlang God, surely not? He dares to chase after me into the Heavenly Court?"

Yang Jian said, "We’ll discuss the specifics once we find him."

At that moment, White Horse Spirit’s eyes lit up when he heard this. He had been holding a grudge and now finally saw an opportunity to act, quickly saying, "Immortal Master, I just saw that Rhino Spirit with this Rabbit earlier. But afterwards, I didn’t pay much attention and don’t know where that Rhino Spirit suddenly went."

Having said that, White Horse Spirit looked at Rabbit with a mischievous grin on his face.

The imposter Rhino Spirit said nothing but silently suggested to Qin Shou, "Ever eaten horse meat?"

Hearing this, Qin Shou instantly replied, "Never had it, want to try. By the way, boss, how should I address you? I don’t even know what to call you now."

The imposter Rhino Spirit said, "You can call me Baisui."

"Baisui? What kind of name is that?" Qin Shou guessed that this was another name made up on the spot by the creature. Were immortals not all wishing for eternal life? Who would curse themselves to live only a hundred years? Wouldn’t that mean dying young?

Meanwhile, elsewhere.

"Rabbit?" Upon hearing this, Yang Jian instinctively scanned the entire area, and his gaze fell on the only creature that didn’t look intimidating or exude an immortal aura, yet had intrinsic cuteness and craftiness, looking utterly harmless—a Rabbit.

Seeing this, Qin Shou quickly warned Baisui, saying, "Boss, play it weak; this one’s too fierce."

But Baisui slapped his leg, sending Qin Shou tumbling back into the pocket, and then flashed a grin, asking, "What are you staring at?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou almost spit out blood! This guy was really asking for trouble!

Sure enough, Yang Jian could never have expected a Rabbit to be so feisty.

Pff pff...

Several demons had once again begun to gush like fountains, putting down their wine jugs indignantly. They realized that as long as this Rabbit was around, they could forget about drinking in peace!

Dog Xiaotian got angry and yelled, "Rabbit, is that how you talk to the second master? The second master looks at you, so what?"

Baisui slammed the table and stood up, "So what? In broad daylight, you all stare at this rabbit, acting like hooligans?"

This was the first time Dog Xiaotian heard such nonsense, hooligan talk that lacked all reason, and he was so blocked that he didn’t know what to say.

Yang Jian then slapped him on the head and said, "Are you the rabbit that came from the moon?"

Baisui crossed his arms and took a stance, saying, "Yeah, so what? Not convinced, set a time for a duel!"

When Qin Shou heard this, his mind went blank, and he felt like he was going to faint... He cursed loudly, "I Cao! You son of a turtle, are you intentionally trying to trap me? A duel with the Erlang God? You... I’m going to fight you!"

Qin Shou wailed loudly, at the same time giving a futile beating with his fists and feet inside the pocket, but unfortunately, against Baisui’s thick skin, those punches, thrown over the pants, felt like scratching an itch through boots, doing nothing at all.

Having transformed into a rabbit, Baisui’s pants naturally turned to fur, unseen by onlookers, who naturally couldn’t see the struggle inside.

Even if they could see it, nobody would care for such a detail by then; all of them were staring at Qin Shou with their eyes wide as if looking at a supreme fool.

Yang Jian didn’t say anything, but Dog Xiaotian laughed first, "Haha... Rabbit, you challenge the second master? Haha... You don’t even weigh yourself! The second master doesn’t need to lift a finger, I can slap you to death with one paw!"

Baisui raised an eyebrow and said, "The master speaks; the little dog shouldn’t bark. Yang Jian, do you dare to battle with me, Rabbit Master?"

As soon as these words were said, the entire place was in an uproar; originally, they thought this rabbit was just being drunk and ridiculous, but now it seemed...

"It’s not being drunk and foolish, it’s courting death," White Horse Spirit commented and raised a thumb, "Although I really dislike this rabbit, when it comes to courting death, I’m impressed."

Green Lion shook his head and said, "He won’t die..."

"What do you mean?" White Horse Spirit didn’t understand.

Green Lion explained, "How esteemed is Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path? Would he stoop to the level of a nameless little rabbit? If he really accepted, it would be a loss of face whether he won or lost."

White Horse Spirit suddenly realized and said, "I see, but even if the Immortal Master doesn’t make a move, it’s the same if Dog Xiaotian does. Could this rabbit actually be able to beat Dog Xiaotian?"

Indeed, all saw Yang Jian cast a casual glance toward Qin Shou, then turned and took Dog Xiaotian’s place, sitting down without saying a word.

Dog Xiaotian then stepped forward with his head raised and said, "Little rabbit, what makes you think you can challenge the second master? In the second master’s eyes, you are nothing, so why should the second master accept your challenge? That would be beneath him and an insult to his dignity! However, if you want to die, I can oblige you!"

Baisui sneered, "I’m challenging the Immortal Master, not you!"

Dog Xiaotian replied, "If you want to challenge the second master, you have to beat me first!"

Baisui said, "Since you want to die, I’ll oblige you. But this place isn’t suitable for a fight, do you dare to step outside for a battle?"

Dog Xiaotian responded, "Let’s go, lead the way!"

So Baisui turned around to lead the way, with Dog Xiaotian immediately following.

Qin Shou heard everything clearly from inside the pocket, yelling, "I Cao! You really want to eat dog meat, huh? But don’t use my identity!"

"Keep quiet, even if you shout your throat hoarse they won’t hear. But don’t worry, I’m quite magnanimous. I’ll share a piece of the dog’s pizzle with you to nourish your body," Baisui said.

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