Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 54 The Taste is Okay_1

Chapter 54: Chapter 54 The Taste is Okay_1

Qin Shou looked troubled and said, "This doesn’t seem like such a good idea..."

"What’s wrong with it? Come on, sing." Immortal Official A also became interested.

Qin Shou said, "Well, since you insist so warmly, I’ll sing it one more time?"

"Sing on, we’re listening," said Immortal Official A.

Qin Shou nodded, cleared his throat, and began to sing.

At that moment, whether it was the Ox Spirit, White Horse Spirit or whatever... As long as they had big ears, they all automatically closed them.

Especially the White Horse Spirit, who hung its head low, ears shut, gritting its teeth, subconsciously squeezing its buttocks together, sitting down hard on the chair, keeping its behind hidden as tightly as possible, as if guarding against something...

Qin Shou began to sing, the beginning as melodious as ever...

Immortal Officials A and B listened, nodding slightly with the rhythm, squinting their eyes, tapping their feet along.

Seeing this, Rhino Spirit, who had come with them, took the cue and found an unspilled jug of wine, pouring two cups for the officials.

The two heavenly officials gave him an approving glance, and then sipped their wine...

Witnessing this scene, all the demons raised their eyebrows subconsciously and then revealed a mischievous smile, eagerly watching the two officials.

The two officials wore a look of utter confusion...

Just then, Qin Shou suddenly raised his voice, singing, "Oh burly man of the grassy steeds..."

Sputter sputter...

Two sprays of wine sounded out, and both officials were instantly drenched!

The demons couldn’t help but split their faces with laughter...

Dog Xiaotian and Green Lion also laughed, and although that damn rabbit was annoying, they were also somewhat frustrated with the two heavenly officials! For a simple reason: despite their noble status, they had to be managed by two petty officials—irritating!

Unable to retaliate against the rabbit, but seeing the two officials make fools of themselves, they suddenly felt an impulse to cheer for the rabbit, shouting ’Well done!’

But as soon as they thought of the rabbit, instantly all good mood evaporated, their faces darkened, and they pondered over how delicious rabbit meat would taste...

"Are the two of you going to keep singing?" Qin Shou asked the two heavenly officials with an innocent look.

"Stop, stop singing... That’s disgusting," Immortal Official A quickly waved his hand and said, "I now understand why they were fighting. But the fact you’re still alive is truly a miracle."

Immortal Official B said, "Since it wasn’t a fight, let’s just leave it at that, we’re going... ugh..."

"Let’s go, let’s go..." echoed Immortal Official A.

As they left, though, the look they gave the nearby Rhino Spirit was that of eyeing a steak...

The Rhino Spirit looked pitifully at the retreating backs of the two officials, his face full of tears, not knowing that the rabbit could be so wantonly shameless! To sing a song in such a manner...

To Dog Xiaotian and Green Lion, the two officials meant little, but to a little immortal mount like him, that was Heaven! He wanted to cry...

With the two officials gone, the demons on-site suddenly turned around and faced off once again!

Only this time, every demon was staring at a single rabbit!

The recently tricked Rhino Spirit was particularly enthusiastic, as if he wished he could glower the rabbit to death!

The rabbit, however, was not scared at all, sitting there, cool as ever, drinking wine, burping contently, eating fruit.

"Rabbit, how do you want to die? I’ll make it happen for you!" barked the White Horse Spirit, venomously stalking up to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou looked up thoughtfully and said, "I want to die after becoming a Saint, how about that? Can you satisfy me?"

White Horse Spirit: "..."

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "You see, don’t spout nonsense if you can’t back it up, it’s embarrassing when you can’t follow through."

White Horse Spirit: "..."

Qin Shou looked up at Green Lion: "Big Boss, when are you going to take away my mountain?"

Upon hearing this, Green Lion’s face grew even greener, but with Dog Xiaotian beside him, he couldn’t afford to lose face by denying the debt. So, with a wave of his hand, a small emerald peak flew in and landed in front of Qin Shou. He snorted coldly and said, "If you can lift it, it’s yours!"

White Horse saw this and immediately scoffed, "Little rabbit, aren’t you quit capable? There’s the mountain, so go on and take it! If you can move it, from now on, I’ll walk around you whenever I see you!"

Qin Shou didn’t bother with him either. He walked up to the mountain, rubbed his hands together, smacked his lips, and looked up at Green Lion and asked, "Boss, is it okay if I can’t finish and take the leftovers home?"

Green Lion was taken aback for a moment. Eat? This damn rabbit wanted to eat his magic treasure?

Green Lion immediately laughed, "Haha... You want to eat my magic treasure?"

The other demons laughed along, "Haha... Little rabbit, you want to eat Brother Green Lion’s magic treasure? Aren’t you afraid of breaking a front tooth?"

White Horse Spirit also shouted, "Little rascal, you don’t know what’s good for you. If you can eat this magic treasure, I’ll eat all the furniture here!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou laughed, "Remember what you said, all of you step back, I’m about to start eating!"

After saying this, Qin Shou sat down cross-legged in front of the mountain, opened his mouth wide, and bit down on it!

There was a crunch!

Everyone’s eyeballs almost popped out!

"He’s probably going to knock out a couple of pearly front teeth..." White Horse snickered.

Dog Xiaotian narrowed his eyes and asked Green Lion, "Aren’t you worried?"

Green Lion sneered, "The mountain I’ve forged, although not with much effort, is still a fine treasure. Even if it’s not top-tier, it won’t be damaged by a rabbit’s bite..."

Dog Xiaotian asked, "What if it does get bit through?"

Green Lion said, with utmost confidence, "If it gets bit through? Haha... How could that be possible?"

Green Lion was still laughing when he saw the rabbit lying on the mountain, jaws clamped onto it, move its head and then lift it up!

Everyone instinctively looked at his front teeth. The teeth were still there...

What about the mountain?

Everyone looked at the mountain, only to see a chunk missing from it!

"What?!" Everyone was stunned, unable to believe what they were seeing!

Green Lion’s smile completely froze, and his face turned utterly dark.

Dog Xiaotian was also bewildered, scratching his head and smacking his lips, "This rabbit’s teeth are too strong, aren’t they?"

As if responding, Qin Shou pressed down on the mountain with both hands, his huge mouth opened wide, and he bit down with a crunch, crunch. In a few bites, he ate half of the mountain, which wasn’t very big to begin with!

Only then did Green Lion snap out of it and shouted, "Rab..."

Dog Xiaotian immediately said, "Face... face... look who’s losing face now!"

The word ’rabbit’ that Green Lion had started to say stuck in his throat, his eyes turning red as he stared at Dog Xiaotian.

Dog Xiaotian whistled upwards, pretending it was none of his business.

Furious, Green Lion, ultimately said nothing; blood dripping in his heart as he watched the rabbit cleanly eat up his magic treasure! Then, rubbing his belly and lying there, he burped contentedly and said, "The taste was a bit off, but not too bad..."

Upon hearing this, Green Lion slapped the table and turned to leave.

Green Lion’s followers looked at each other, and in the end, they dispersed along with Green Lion... What else could they do besides disperse?

Actually kill the rabbit with a slap?

The rules of the Heavenly Court weren’t something they dared to challenge.

Since they couldn’t act, it was better to leave than to stand there losing face.

However, some demons’ eyes began to wander, and they started to ponder...

PS: Two Chapters in a row.