Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 53 The Handsome Shine Everywhere_1

Chapter 53: Chapter 53 The Handsome Shine Everywhere_1

Dog Xiaotian was feeling stifled, not knowing what to say.

At this moment, Rabbit spoke up indifferently, "Green Lion, didn’t you say earlier that as long as you laughed, you’d give that little mountain peak to me? Look, you just laughed."

The Green Lion, who had been enjoying his laughter, suddenly had a stiff expression...

Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian instantly found it amusing, "Haha... exactly, exactly, the damn thing laughed! Rabbit, well done!"

Qin Shou, with an innocent, slightly dazed look, said, "I was just telling the truth, I really didn’t mean anything else."

Anyone who heard this would have to be a fool to believe that Rabbit had no other intentions—clearly, he was setting a trap!

Green Lion’s expression fluctuated uncertainly as he said, "Rabbit, as I said before, if you can move that mountain peak of mine, take it. If you can’t, hmm...

Qin Shou asked, "Any way I take it is fine? Even if I put it in my stomach?"

"As long as you have the ability, this king won’t care how you take it!" Green Lion said.

Qin Shou replied, "Thank you, Green Lion, and I’d like Dog Xiaotian to be a witness."

Dog Xiaotian had originally thought that he was the one who was taken advantage of, that he was the one who had been tricked, feeling incredibly unfair. Now, he saw that what he had given away was nothing more than the common ability to Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist, while Green Lion was about to lose a genuine magic treasure!

Suddenly, Dog Xiaotian felt balanced and pleased... He slapped his chest and declared, "I’ll be your witness! If he doesn’t acknowledge it, I’ll help you spread the word all over the Heavenly Court and make him infamous! Alright, everything you’ve asked for has been granted, go ahead and say."

Qin Shou said, "I knew both big shots were good people. I originally wanted to learn two ordinary Immortal Laws from you both, but you’re so kind I don’t want anything now. I’ll just be content being a witness. However, I’m a bit afraid that you both will get angry and beat me to death when I go out... I’m worried..."

"Don’t you push it too far!" Green Lion said with a dark face.

Qin Shou put on a dazed, scared face and said, "It’s over, I get nervous when I’m scared, I might say things at random, like this."

"Heavenly Officials, the situation just now was like this..." Qin Shou immediately turned around and began to speak to the two heavenly officials.

Qin Shou suddenly spoke up, and after that earlier statement, both Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian’s hearts trembled, thinking that the damn rabbit might really make a mess of things.

As the saying goes, the barefoot are not afraid of those with shoes on; they were truly afraid that Rabbit would spout nonsense...

So Dog Xiaotian quickly sent a message to Green Lion, "Aren’t you making an oath?"

Green Lion was very reluctant and made an oath to Qin Shou in his mind, "On today’s matter, this king will absolutely not trouble this rabbit. If I break this oath, may I be struck by Heaven and obliterated by Earth."

Dog Xiaotian was amused and said to Rabbit, "Is that good enough for you?"

Rabbit looked at him sidelong, not saying a word...

Dog Xiaotian was taken aback, not understanding what that meant.

Green Lion grunted, "What are you dawdling for? It’s your turn to make an oath!"

"I... Cao...," Dog Xiaotian hadn’t expected that he would have to swear too, and after letting out an expletive, he also made his oath.

After the oaths were made, Qin Shou smiled and quickly said to the two heavenly officials, "Esteemed officials, here’s what happened. After I arrived, Lord Green Lion thought I was promising material, so he had me sing a song for him. My singing, it was nothing short of amazing, and as I sang, everyone got excited and started to dance. And as they danced, they got even happier... Of course, some of the movements were inevitably a bit large.

Oh, by the way, have you officials ever raised cats or dogs?"

The two heavenly officials instinctively shook their heads, for they were workers of Heaven, on the job 24 hours a day, with no time to raise cats and dogs.

Qin Shou said, "Well, that explains why the two Immortal Officials don’t understand. Anyone who has kept cats and dogs knows they’re natural enemies. Whenever these two animals get together, it’s inevitable they’ll bicker and tussle, flip and roll, touch me here, touch you there, kiss me here, kiss you there, I ride on you, you ride on me, all sorts of bizarre poses... Uh, why do you both look so green? Was I too explicit in my description?"

The two heavenly officials coughed dryly but said nothing.

The face of the Green Lion actually turned green, and Dog Xiaotian’s face darkened even more, adding another level of blackness from just a moment ago!

"Rabbit, get to the point," Immortal Official A said, barely holding back a laugh, helplessly reminding him.

Qin Shou said, "Right, the point. The point is, cats and dogs playing together is just them fooling around, their unique way of communicating. Now take another look, Green Lion is a lion, but if we classify him, isn’t he just a big cat? And Dog Xiaotian, well... need I say more?"

The two Immortal Officials subconsciously nodded...

Dog Xiaotian sent a telepathic message to the Green Lion, "What do you think is the best way to cook a rabbit?"

Green Lion replied, "Skin it, debone it, remove the tendons, chop it up, and feed it to a dog."

"Fuck you!" Dog Xiaotian burst into flames when he heard this! Though he was a dog, he was Dog Xiaotian, an Immortal! But now, whenever he heard the word ’dog,’ why couldn’t he control his anger?

The Green Lion gave him a dismissive glance and said, "You are a dog, will you not admit it?"

Dog Xiaotian bared his teeth and snarled, "Damn cat!"

"Damn dog!"

"Damn cat!"

...

Unaware that the two big cats and dogs above had started their warfare again, Qin Shou was fervently discussing the current situation, "So, you see, the two bosses weren’t really fighting just now, they were just celebrating."

"Celebrating what?" Immortal Official B couldn’t help but ask.

Qin Shou seriously said, "That’s a long story. Come, let’s sit down and talk."

After saying that, Qin Shou didn’t care whether the others sat down or not; he seated himself first, occupying the small table and chair he had safeguarded. Then, sipping his drink, he exhaled a meaningful breath of alcohol under the envious gaze of a crowd of demons and said, "Ah... sometimes, being handsome shines wherever you go."

Everyone narrowed their eyes, holding back the urge to hit the rabbit.

Qin Shou continued, "When I arrived, because I was too handsome, the two bosses thought I had potential and let me show off a bit. But what can I do, right? So, I sang a song. Little did I know, as soon as I started singing, the whole place was mesmerized! The beautiful singing ignited everyone’s passion, and they couldn’t help but get down and dance... Everyone was having a blast. The two bosses also got into it and started frolicking and tussling around. Everyone else naturally let loose and had fun... So, what you two saw just now was merely play, not a fight."

The two heavenly officials looked at Qin Shou as if only a fool would believe him.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "If you don’t believe me, ask them."

Qin Shou looked up at the fearsome demons.

What could the demons say? Instinctively, they looked to Dog Xiaotian and the Green Lion.

What could Dog Xiaotian and the Green Lion say? Holding their noses and thickening their skins, they hummed reluctantly and nodded.

So all the demons followed suit and nodded...

Although the two heavenly officials found it hard to swallow Qin Shou’s nonsense, they were really just looking for an excuse to leave, so naturally, they wouldn’t delve deeper; any reason would suffice.

However, Immortal Official B was still curious and asked, "What song did you sing that it was so powerful? Can you sing it for us too?"