Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 51 Lion-Dog Pair Ah_1

Chapter 51: Chapter 51 Lion-Dog Pair Ah_1

Meanwhile, the heavenly official who had brought Qin Shou in was standing outside the Teleportation Array, casually chatting with another official.

Immortal Official A: "Why did you just bring a rabbit in? That rabbit didn’t seem like it had cultivated at all. Inside, there are all big demons, what if one of those guys accidentally kills it?"

Immortal Official B: "How could that happen? This is the Heavenly Court, who would dare to fight? Dog Xiaotian and the Green Lion are in charge, they won’t let them cause chaos."

Immortal Official A: "Hmm, that makes sense. They may have demon bodies, but after all, they follow immortals, they still have some basic decency. After all these years, although they argue when they meet, I haven’t seen them really hit each other, heh heh ..."

"Right, here comes another one, shall you send or shall I?" Immortal Official B said, smiling, as he saw an immortal bringing over a Rhino Spirit.

"Let’s go together," suggested Immortal Official A.

"Alright, let’s go together. Let’s go in and see if the little rabbit has been bullied too badly," Immortal Official B said.

Immortal Official A said, "Haha, I can’t wait to go see the poor little guy getting bullied."

While they were talking, the two officials, together with the Rhino Spirit, activated the Teleportation Array, and the next moment ...

"Damn it, come here!"

"Fuck you!"

Thump thump thump ...

Bang bang!

Clatter!

...

"Beat him up!"

"You there, bite him!"

"Don’t be polite, I’ve got a tool here, smash him with a table!"

A chaotic noise ensued, tables, chairs, and plates flew all over the place ... A scene of utter turmoil unfolded before their eyes.

Immortal Official A and Immortal Official B were completely dumbfounded, standing there with a blank look on their faces, looking at each other ... as if they were asking: "Who am I? Where am I? What on earth happened here?"

Just then, the two of them snapped back to reality and quickly rubbed their eyes, peering at the scene.

All they could see was demon-like creatures from Spirit Mountain and Heavenly Court locked in a disorderly brawl.

But the key point was, the one they worried about the most, the rabbit they thought would get beat up the worst, was actually hiding on the side, eating fruit, drinking wine, standing on a table with a red face, screaming his lungs out, continuously inciting both sides to fight and even kindly helping up the unlucky devils who got hit, then conveniently handing them a table, urging them to hit harder!

The two officials suddenly felt their brains weren’t working ...

The newly arrived Rhino Spirit leaned in and asked, "Immortal officials, what’s going on here? Whose side is that rabbit on? It seems like he’s helping both sides. And he’s sneakily swiped two demons’ Qiankun Bags already."

Only then did the two officials regain their composure and hurriedly shouted, "Stop! Stop fighting! Do you all want to end up on the Demon Slaying Altar?"

As the two of them roared, the demons who were enjoying their brawl as if under a freeze spell, instantly stopped, and then they looked at each other, and then instinctively at their bosses, Dog Xiaotian and the Green Lion.

The onlookers blushed ...

All they saw were Dog Xiaotian pinned down by the Green Lion, the Green Lion sitting on his waist, paws pressing down on Dog Xiaotian’s paws, the two creatures screaming at each other with open mouths ... one can say that the fight was devoid of any dignity, but instead, full of ’moisture’.

Qin Shou swayed on the spot, his eyes bloodshot, his cheeks bruised, and he giggled, "Ah, a lion and a dog in harmony, Guanyin sits on the lotus flower? Truly a Buddha-natured lion..."

As soon as Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian heard this, they instantly separated. Dog Xiaotian said, "Damn rabbit, what are you talking about?"

Qin Shou shook his ears, squinted his eyes, and chuckled, "What did I say? A lion and a dog in harmony?!"

Dog Xiaotian’s face grew darker and darker...

Green Lion’s expression wasn’t great either, but he still knew the priority of things and quickly said to the two heavenly officials, "Gentlemen, please don’t misunderstand, just now we were just..."

"Fighting?" Immortal Official A asked.

How could Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian admit they had been fighting, at the Mid-Yuan Festival? Even though they hadn’t used magic, and even though they were caught red-handed, as long as they didn’t admit it, no one would do anything to them. There were no deaths, it was just...

Thinking of this, Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian subconsciously looked around and suddenly became a bit dumbfounded. How did things turn out like this?

Immortal Official B said sternly, "You came here to destroy the Heavenly Court, didn’t you?"

Green Lion coughed dryly and said, "Heavenly officials, it’s been many years since we’ve seen each other, we were just very enthusiastic."

Though reluctant, Dog Xiaotian nodded and added, "Yes, enthusiastic..."

Upon hearing this, Rabbit chuckled, "Mmm, enthusiastic, a lion and a dog in harmony... So damn enthusiastic."

At this remark, both Dog Xiaotian and Green Lion felt an urge to slap this damn rabbit to death!

But Rabbit, drunk as a lord, was completely unaware that he had become the target of two big bosses... At the moment, he was in a state of being fearless of Heaven and Earth after just two drinks.

Immortal Official A, struggling to hide his amusement, said with a straight face, "Do you have evidence, a witness? With nothing at all, do you think I would believe you?"

"Reporting in, I can be a witness!" Just then, a voice suddenly exclaimed.

Everyone turned towards the voice and saw the drunken Rabbit, twisting his plump body to climb onto a table, raising his paw high, not forgetting to shout, "I can testify, the lion..."

"Shut your mouth! If you say ’lion and dog’ that thing again, I..." Green Lion was also enraged, quickly interrupting Qin Shou.

Qin Shou glanced at the lion and chuckled, "Ah... shy... angry out of embarrassment... alright, alright, I won’t mention a lion and a dog in harmony anymore, not saying it today... Huh? Why did I say a lion and a dog in harmony again? What’s the action for a lion and a dog in harmony..."

"Rabbit, I swear to..." Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian were about to explode with anger.

Their underlings hastily held them back, reminding them not to use the word "death" or it would become an animal causing a human death! On the Mid-Yuan Festival? Even just saying it was asking for a big trouble!

Both creatures quickly calmed down, knowing that this wasn’t the time to lose their tempers, and forcibly suppressed their rage without making a sound.

Immortal Official A and Immortal Official B kept rubbing their noses, trying to hold back their laughs, pretending not to see Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian’s reactions, just asking Rabbit, "Rabbit, can you testify?"

Upon hearing this, Green Lion’s and Dog Xiaotian’s eyes immediately lit up; the place was full of their people, except for this foreign Rabbit. If anyone could testify, whose testimony could be more powerful than this Rabbit’s among all those present?

So Green Lion and Dog Xiaotian exchanged glances, deciding to put aside their resentment for the moment, to deal with the issue at hand first.

Green Lion promptly said, "Right, this Rabbit can testify! Look, he doesn’t belong to us from Spirit Mountain, nor to Dog Xiaotian’s side. He’s neutral, so what he says should be reliable, right?"

Dog Xiaotian followed, nodding, "Exactly, exactly... We don’t even know him."

Upon hearing that, Rabbit looked at them with a smile, burped from the alcohol, and said, "Ah... don’t say you don’t know me, you just now were about to say ’lion...’"