Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 50 Don’t Drink Alcohol [Part 2]_1

Chapter 50: Chapter 50 Don’t Drink Alcohol [Part 2]_1

Across the way, the White Horse Spirit was also surprised, instinctively glancing at the Green Lion.

The Green Lion squinted, tapping on the table with his fingers, unsure whether he was pleased or not.

Qin Shou continued to sing:

"Grant me an encounter, on the lush green pastures.

Give me a look, hot and sizzling!"

Everyone listened as if approaching a climax, cheerfully picking up their wine pots to drink!

The White Horse Spirit pondered the Green Lion’s reaction for a long time without clarity. But one thing was clear to him: no matter what, it was definitely right to not let this little Rabbit come off looking good! With this in mind, the White Horse Spirit intentionally raised his voice for everyone to hear, picked up his wine cup, stood up, and addressed the Green Lion, saying, "Big Brother Green Lion, what is this Rabbit singing? It’s not even as good as my singing. Well... let’s drink instead."

The Green Lion shook his head, not wanting to drink.

The White Horse Spirit said, "Alright then, let me drink to you first as a mark of respect."

It wasn’t just the White Horse Spirit—almost everyone there, apart from the Green Lion and including Dog Xiaotian and the White Horse Spirit, forgot Qin Shou’s kind reminder, drinking heartily and boldly...

Then Qin Shou’s voice rang out:

"The horse-tamer, so mighty and strong!

The horse being tamed acts wild!

The endless fields are yours to wander through,

Give birth to a litter of kids that don’t look like you!

The horse-tamer, so mighty and strong!

The horse being tamed acts wild!

The endless fields grow on your head,

Give birth to a litter of kids that don’t look like you!"

Pfft!

Pfft...!

All around, the demons who were drinking and chatting and enjoying themselves transformed into Fountain Monsters, with wine turning into mist in the air, refracting a rainbow in the sunlight...

The White Horse Spirit was utterly bewildered as he looked at the completely wet-faced Green Lion, his own face turning as white as a blank slate, and plaintively said, "Big Brother Green Lion..."

The Green Lion didn’t speak, simply silently wiping the wine from his face.

The White Horse Spirit immediately took out a magic disk and placed it in front of the Green Lion, saying, "Big brother, this is a treasure I obtained in the Savage Wilderness, please accept it with a smile."

The Green Lion nodded, allowing the White Horse Spirit to finally breathe a sigh of relief. However, his gaze toward Qin Shou became even more fierce, as if he couldn’t wait to kick this damned Rabbit to death!

Looking at that Rabbit, he had an innocently dazed expression as he looked at everyone and asked, "There are a few lines left, shall I go on?"

"Shut up!" The White Horse Spirit shouted with all the might he could muster from nursing.

Sing? Sing what?

"The horse-tamer, so mighty and strong?" Isn’t this just insulting him? Just listening to the lyrics made him feel... tight.

But someone wanted to listen! Dog Xiaotian laughed heartily, shouting, "Sing! Keep singing! It’s good! Haha..."

And with that, the demons around Dog Xiaotian joined in the shouts...

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Well then, here we go, ’The horse-tamer, so mighty and strong...’"

"Enough!" At that moment, Green Lion slammed the table and stood up, yelling for a halt.

Qin Shou immediately stopped, silent, then looked at Dog Xiaotian with pity, asking, "Big brother, do we keep singing?"

Dog Xiaotian rose to his feet, posing like a human with his paws behind his back, "Sing! Keep singing! This is the Heavenly Court, not Spirit Mountain. You listen to me!"

Qin Shou nodded, "Oh."

Then Qin Shou didn’t sing but turned to look at Green Lion, "Big brother, should we sing?"

Green Lion glared, "If you want to die, you sing!"

Qin Shou looked at Dog Xiaotian, "Big brother, I don’t want to die, what should we do?"

Dog Xiaotian declared, "This is the Heavenly Court, my turf, I’ll make the call! You sing!"

Qin Shou looked towards Green Lion, innocently asking, "Big brother, so I sing, okay?"

Green Lion, "Don’t you dare sing!"

Qin Shou asked Dog Xiaotian, "Big brother, the other big brother said not to sing. Could you discuss it with him? To sing or not to sing?"

Dog Xiaotian slammed the table, "I said sing, so sing! What are you afraid of? Sing! If something happens, I’ve got you covered!"

Green Lion slammed the table, "You dare to sing? Try it! I said no singing, and no singing it is, no matter who’s backing you up!"

Qin Shou immediately turned to Dog Xiaotian, "Big brother, what now?"

Dog Xiaotian, no longer looking at Qin Shou, stared down Green Lion, "You sure talk big. Backing doesn’t work? I’m backing him up now, so what are you gonna do about it? You really think this is Spirit Mountain?"

Green Lion scoffed, "Joke, what are you supposed to be? You think this is your Guan Estuary?"

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou immediately puffed out his chest, his face filled with indignant resolve, "Boss, you’re going to endure that? If I had half your strength, I’d go up and slap him!"

Hearing this, Dog Xiaotian flew into a rage and shouted, "What am I supposed to be? Today, I will show you what I am supposed to be!"

Listening, Qin Shou covered his face, thinking: This silly dog, saying things like that, he’s even insulting himself... with that intelligence, ah, it’s pitiful.

But Qin Shou didn’t forget to provoke Green Lion, "Boss, you’ve got such a good temper too? A Buddha-nature lion? Gentle as jade? All talk, no action? You’re taking this?"

Upon hearing that, Green Lion suddenly felt a bit embarrassed. For the sake of face, he stiffened his neck and yelled, "Come on! Who’s afraid of whom!"

Smack!

Dog Xiaotian grabbed a plate and threw it over; Green Lion swatted it away, grabbed a plate in return, and launched a counterattack!

Dog Xiaotian roared, "Minions, attack them!"

Thus, the demons on Dog Xiaotian’s side quickly started hurling plates, chopsticks, and wine pots at the opposing demons.

Green Lion, following with a command of his own, had his demons start throwing plates, chucking chopsticks, and smashing wine pots! Some even threw tables with all their might.

After hurling these items, White Horse Spirit bellowed, "Brothers, charge! Just don’t use magic power or magic treasures, fight freely, it’s fine!"

An Ox Spirit on Dog Xiaotian’s side was shouting the same, and then the demons from both sides, howling, charged each other, instantly clashing in a free-for-all!

Fists thudding against flesh, the sound resonating loudly!

Howls and screams were arising from everywhere...

Dog Xiaotian and Green Lion also joined in the fray, fighting most joyously...

Unnoticed by all, the Rabbit, who had been singing before and later stirring up trouble, had already hidden away, found an empty table to sit at, and happily poured himself a drink to enjoy. The plate in front of him was also a Magic Artifact, seemingly empty, but as soon as Qin Shou touched it, the fruit patterns on it turned into real fruits. Seeing this, Qin Shou immediately laughed, enjoying his drink and fruit while watching the wild beast troops battle it out, feeling utterly content... However, after drinking a bit, the Rabbit’s eyes only seemed redder...

"Tsk, tsk, what’s watching World Cup with beer and crayfish compared to this spectacle," Qin Shou mumbled with a grin. But then, he suddenly felt like it wasn’t satisfying enough, so, holding the wine pot and sipping from it, he shouted, "That ox, hit harder! Don’t throw fake punches! And you, turtle, why are you retracting your head? Stick it out, bite him!"