Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 489 - 102 Writing Cui Jue’s Name_1

Chapter 489: Chapter 102 Writing Cui Jue’s Name_1

Qin Shou didn’t know whether this was a good thing or a bad thing. Anyway, he was currently feeling his way across the river by groping the stones—first fill his stomach, then talk.

Just as Qin Shou was about to take his third bite with a wide-open mouth, Cui Jue could no longer keep his composure and shouted, "Stop! Rabbit, are you here to discuss things with me, or are you here to demolish my house? I could have repaired this table and continued using it, but you’ve eaten it all. What, do you want me to sit on the ground from now on?"

Qin Shou took out a plate from his bosom.

Cui Jue didn’t understand what Qin Shou meant and then saw Qin Shou wave his hand. The plate turned into a cushion and was thrown in front of Cui Jue, after which Qin Shou said with an easygoing face, "Don’t mention it, please sit."

Cui Jue felt like steam was about to come out of his head; he couldn’t care about his image anymore. Stepping on his broken table, he pointed at Qin Shou’s nose and yelled, "Rabbit, don’t push people too far!"

Qin Shou had been waiting for those words. He immediately jumped up, stood on the stool, pointed at Cui Jue’s nose, and retorted, "Who’s being excessive, you or me? Damn it, I, the Bunny, was just taking a nap, and you hauled my soul down here. A perfectly alive person turned into a dead man? When you made that mark, did you ever think about how, because of your one stroke, someone could be separated from life and death, or families could be torn apart? You damn neglect your duties and you’re blaming me for shaking you down for money?"

Cui Jue was rendered speechless by Qin Shou’s scolding... after all, as Qin Shou had said, it was just a bit of money that Qin Shou had extorted from him. But what about him? He literally snuffed a life! No matter how you look at it, he was more in the wrong.

Cui Jue tried to defend himself, "It was a misjudgment, just a misjudgment. I’ll know as soon as I review those wrongfully judged, and then I’ll send them back. If you don’t believe me, ask them..."

Black and White Impermanence immediately nodded their heads in agreement, adding, "We bear witness; although Judge Cui is a bit casual when capturing souls, he is very serious when sentencing."

Qin Shou glanced sideways, hummed disdainfully, and said sarcastically, "Really? Then why, upon seeing me, did you immediately want to send me to Hell? Did you ever investigate, pass judgment?"

Cui Jue said with an embarrassed face, "That... as soon as you came in, you just turned your backside towards me and sat down without a care. That in itself is a sin. It’s like someone entering the Lingxiao Hall and not standing, but insisting on sitting on the Jade Emperor’s throne..."

Qin Shou raised his voice, pointing at Cui Jue and exclaiming, "What? Are you saying that your damned chair is on par with the Jade Emperor’s throne? Are you trying to rebel? Enough said. Zhenying, you’ve heard it too. Go back and have a good talk with Heavenly Lord Li... Tsk, tsk, I always thought those who dared to rebel were big Demon Lords or whatnot. I never expected a Netherworld judge to contemplate rebellion. Impressive, truly impressive! Let’s go!"

After that, Qin Shou pulled Zhenying and the others and swiftly headed for the door without looking back.

Cui Jue was stunned by Qin Shou’s words for a moment, and then, snapping out of it, hurriedly chased after them, calling, "Rabbit, wait up!"

However, with his shout, the rabbit only ran faster.

Cui Jue was well aware that if today’s incident got reported, even though it might not result in a charge of rebellion, the charge of neglecting his duties would be unavoidable. He might even lose his job and have to experience a day-long tour of Hell himself.

With this thought, Cui Jue yelled, "Rabbit, name your price!"

Qin Shou’s fleeing steps came to an abrupt halt! He then slowly turned around, with a beaming smile on his face like a friend reuniting, walked up, took Cui Jue’s hand, and said cheerfully, "Ah, see? Wouldn’t it have been better to start this way? Why waste so much breath?"

Cui Jue, with a face full of dismay, asked, "How much do I need to pay you to shut up?"

Qin Shou said very seriously, "It’s not much... so, how much do you have?"

Cui Jue was dumbfounded again, then screamed, "Damn rabbit, are you trying to milk me dry?!"

Qin Shou quickly shook his head, with a look of integrity, "No, no, I’ll leave you some living expenses."

Cui Jue, upon hearing the words, was so angry that his face turned beet red and his eyebrows twitched...

In the end, the two of them ran off to a corner and muttered something that no one else could make out. In any case, Li Zhenying, Lady Diyong, Black and White Impermanence, Bull Head and Horse Face, and Kui San just watched as Cui Jue handed a Xumi Bag to Qin Shou. Qin Shou happily opened it to look inside and then, satisfied, put it away, even patting Cui Jue on the thigh as he said, "Nicely done. Next time you get too drunk, you can always add another tally behind my back, right?"

Upon hearing this, Cui Jue shivered all over and pointed toward the door, "Get out of here, now!"

Qin Shou laughed heartily and said, "We’re close, but you don’t have to be so casual; it hurts feelings, you know."

"Get out!"

With a roar, the rabbit and his companions were embarrassingly chased out of the Judicial Division.

Facing several pairs of awkward eyes around them, Qin Shou didn’t care in the slightest, and even turned back to politely remind them, "Brother He, if you miss me, just change the Book of Life and Death, alright?"

"Get out!"

In the end, Qin Shou left amidst Cui Jue’s recurring shouts of "get out."

Qin Shou came with a bellyful of fire, but he left triumphantly. Considering the three top-quality Xuan Yin Stones he now had in his Xumi Bag, it was hard not to feel pleased.

Qin Shou had once read about Xuan Yin Stones in the Yellow Book; they are born in the Jiuyin Yin Gathering Land under extremely harsh conditions and it takes a million years for a single one to form. Used in artifact refining, they can increase the success rate and enhance the Yin-type attributes of magic treasures. They are extremely beneficial for those practicing Yin-type cultivation techniques and magic. For example, many of the Jie Cult disciples used magic treasures refined with Xuan Yin Stones as auxiliary materials during the Divine Enthronement War, which wielded great power and awe.

Of course, in Qin Shou’s mouth, those were top-notch snacks, and importantly, they could save his life when Yuan Qi was running low!

Li Zhenying, watching Qin Shou’s delighted demeanor, felt happy for him. She followed behind, bouncing and jumping as if she was back in Heaven, as carefree as a little girl.

Kui San looked around, finding everything new and interesting.

Only Lady Diyong looked at Li Zhenying with concern. She had a feeling that her adorable little sister was going to be led astray by this damn rabbit, so she reminded Li Zhenying, albeit reluctantly, "Zhenying, extortion is not a good thing."

Li Zhenying nodded in agreement and said, "Right, not good." Then she asked Qin Shou excitedly, "Bunny, did you make a big score? How about a feast tonight?"

Qin Shou agreed happily, "No problem! We’ll just run a tab!"

"Can other people give us a tab?" Li Zhenying asked, a bit worried.

Qin Shou declared boldly, "We’ll write it under Cui Jue’s name!"

Li Zhenying, Lady Diyong: "..."

Lady Diyong, seeing that Li Zhenying had no realization of the rabbit’s extortion, whispered, "It seems like the rabbit was just extorting... "