Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 488 - 101 Pure Yin Energy_1

Chapter 488: Chapter 101 Pure Yin Energy_1

Cui Jue was shocked again. He had thought that the rabbit was just joking around, not actually there to extort him.

Cui Jue said, "Fellow Daoist, that was truly a misunderstanding. The Netherworld deals with tens of millions of ghosts every day. A mistake is inevitable."

Qin Shou nodded and said, "If you said that to the judges in those two big halls across from us, I would believe you. But over here in your department..."

After speaking, Qin Shou glanced at the empty Judicial Division, not a single bird in sight, and snorted, "I’m afraid your place doesn’t see a single ghost in a year, right? If there’s a mistake here, it’s fair for me to file a complaint against you, isn’t it?"

Cui Jue slammed the table and exclaimed, "Rabbit, don’t push me too far!"

Qin Shou then slapped Cui Jue’s chair and abruptly stood up, shouting, "So what if I’m bullying you?!"

Qin Shou had been fuming with anger since leaving the Netherworld, and then he thought that there was a path to heaven in the Netherworld which calmed him down. But then there was a problem with the path to heaven, and he was full of anger again. It was not easy to see Chang’e through the Nostalgia Stone at the Nostalgia Altar, and the fact that he could only watch for such a short time every day only fueled his anger even more.

Now that he had seen the main culprit who had caused all this, it was already commendable that he didn’t flip the table on the spot.

Seeing this, Cui Jue said angrily, "Why did you slap my chair?"

Crack!

Cui Jue’s chair instantly shattered!

Qin Shou, sitting back nonchalantly with his legs crossed, said, "I saw you smack it and just followed suit. Feels pretty good. But maybe go a bit easier next time. It’s a shame to break the chair like that..."

Cui Jue’s face instantly turned black as coal. He knew exactly how much force he had used; after all, it was his own slap. This damn rabbit broke his table, a chair, and now had the audacity to sit while making him stand. He felt an urge to pull out a roasting spit and roast this damn rabbit right away!

However, Cui Jue restrained himself.

After all, even though Heavenly Court was closed, technically, this rabbit was without backing.

Even more gutsy ones might dare to say, with so many Heavenly Gods dying in the Earthly Immortal Realm, the death of one more wouldn’t be detected by Heavenly Court.

But Cui Jue wouldn’t do such a dishonorable thing. Moreover, in the Netherworld, he was just a judge. Above him, there were the Yama Kings of Ten Halls reigning over the entire Netherworld.

And the Netherworld was within Fengdu City.

According to the hierarchies of Heavenly Court, the Netherworld bureaucracy was really just one of the government offices within Fengdu City.

Within Fengdu City, there were six Guardian Gods of the Luo Feng Six Heavens; above the Luo Feng Six Heavens, existed the Five Ghost Emperors; above the Five Ghost Emperors was Emperor Beiyin of the Perdition City.

In addition, there was Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, who split the Nether River into north and south and transformed Blood Mountain into Buddha Mountain.

Within the whole power structure of the Netherworld, he truly couldn’t cover the sky with one hand.

The point was, Emperor Beiyin of the Perdition City was utterly loyal to Heavenly Court. The Five Ghost Emperors and the six heavens of Luo Feng were his subordinates. As long as he was there, no one in the Netherworld would dare to treat Heavenly Court lightly.

So, after all that calculating, Cui Jue still didn’t dare to completely fall out with the Daynight Wandering God. Unable to scare him, he could only coax him.

But glancing at his own table and chairs, he truly felt pain in his heart.

These table and chairs might not look like much, but they were made from Yinchen Wood that he fished out of the Nether River over a hundred thousand years, and he had the most famous carving master in Fengdu City carve them. It was his favorite set of table and chairs. He usually couldn’t bear to bring them out. Once he did, he had to clear all the tables and stools from the Judicial Division to make room for them.

Today was a good day; he came out to strut his stuff, only to have this damn rabbit write off two-thirds of them on sight!

Therefore, Cui Jue, looking pitiable and anxious, watched the only survivor underneath Qin Shou’s buttocks and cleared his throat, saying, "Rabbit, let’s talk this over. Look, I’m the host, and I’m standing. It’s not too proper for you to sit while I stand, right?"

But all he heard was the rabbit casually say, "No worries, I’m short. If I sit and you stand, it’ll even out our heights a bit."

Cui Jue immediately proposed, "How about we go to the inner room and have some nice tea and chat slowly?"

This remark reminded Qin Shou. He immediately picked up the teapot and cups on the table, which were obviously expensive, and instead of using the cups, he stuffed them into the Black Demon Box. Then, holding the teapot, he took two big gulps. Cui Jue watched, dumbfounded and heartbroken, mentally cursing, "That’s tea, not water! Who drinks it like that!"

However, before Cui Jue could utter a word, he saw the rabbit lift the lid of the teapot, tilt it into its mouth, and pour all the tea leaves in, chewing and swallowing them...

Cui Jue’s eyes were about to pop out of his head; he had never seen anyone drink tea like this!

This wasn’t just drinking tea; it was more like drinking soup with a side of vegetables, right?

Qin Shou paid him no mind, instead closing his eyes in comfort. Although Qin Shou didn’t know how to appreciate tea or understand the way of tea, he knew the logic that tea should be sipped slowly, as he hadn’t eaten pork before but had seen pigs run. But after the initial sip of the tea, he couldn’t help himself.

Because the tea leaves contained a tremendous amount of Soul Power, and once ingested, it was broken down into the pure Yin Energy of the Yuan Qi of heaven and earth!

Although Qin Shou had consumed many magic treasures before, most of them were based on Yuan Qi, and he hadn’t encountered this type of Pure Yin Energy. At that moment, after taking in the Yin Energy, Qin Shou was surprised to find that his cells had slowed down their absorption of Yuan Qi after engulfing the Yin Energy!

This reduction was almost imperceptible, but with Qin Shou’s intimate knowledge of his body, he felt it immediately!

So, to confirm his suspicions, Qin Shou finished off the teapot in one giant gulp, swallowing the tea leaves as well.

Indeed, after the tea leaves entered his stomach and turned into a surge of Pure Yin Energy, once the cells devoured it, they indeed slowed down their absorption of Yuan Qi...

But soon, Qin Shou found that his cells had become somewhat agitated, and in that instant, he felt an intense craving for more Yin Energy... It was like a drunk thirsting for alcohol; he could resist, but he was still tempted.

Then, Qin Shou looked sideways at Cui Jue and asked, "Not bad tea, got any more?"

Upon hearing this, Cui Jue could no longer hold back. Pointing at Qin Shou, he shouted, "More my ass! You, overeating like a glutton with peonies, and you still want to drink my Yin Spirit Tea? Dream on!"

Qin Shou wasn’t offended; he just gave an ’Oh,’ then picked up the nearby coffee table and started crunching on it like a chicken leg. In two bites, half a table leg was gone!

After finishing, Qin Shou raised his eyebrows and then laughed, "This isn’t bad either."

How could it just be not bad? The table, carved from million-year-old Yinchen Wood, contained a hundred times more Pure Yin Energy than the Yin Spirit Tea. With two bites, Qin Shou felt the cells in his body fully activated and excited, completely ignoring Yuan Qi and craving only Pure Yin Energy.