Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 486 - 99 Lost a Lifetime of People Together_1

Chapter 486: Chapter 99 Lost a Lifetime of People Together_1

But when I saw that fierce and malevolent face, as if it were a bronze mask, the cuteness was instantly shattered, and the huge disparity made it impossible to hold back laughter...

"Wahaha..." Qin Shou was the first to laugh uncontrollably.

The others, prompted by Qin Shou’s laughter, immediately burst into laughter as well.

Some blush finally appeared on the bronze dragon’s face, which had been unchanging until then, but it was unclear whether it was from anger or embarrassment.

The laughter here immediately drew the attention of others; one by one they turned their heads, and upon seeing the big-headed dragon standing in the crowd, conspicuously visible, a wave of uproarious laughter followed...

The bronze dragon, unable to move, would probably have crawled into a hole if possible. Even so, its eyes were already brimming with tears, uncontrollably streaming down. Clearly, it had never been so embarrassed in its life...

Unable to bear it any longer, Qin Shou quickly put away the Dragon Hiding Cauldron, then hoisted the bronze Big-headed Dragon onto his shoulder, butt facing forward, and yelled, "Make way! My dragon ate something bad, he’s got diarrhea!"

Hearing Qin Shou’s shout, many people turned back only to be met with a round, about-to-blossom chrysanthemum!

In that moment, everyone’s potential was instantly unlocked, and a two-meter wide path opened up on the crowded street!

That Tyrannosaurus Rex just stood on one leg, leaning against a high-rise building, like a thief... With that stride, its big stick was flailing wildly in the wind.

Glancing at it, Qin Shou muttered to himself, "I reckon it’s a better tonic than tiger penis soaked in wine..."

Whether sensing the rabbit’s ill-intentions or feeling its own shame, the dinosaur tail swished, hiding its long spear beneath.

Qin Shou didn’t care, and seeing the way cleared, he bolted with the bronze dragon, shouting as he went, "It’s coming, it’s coming! My bronze dragon’s about to poo!"

Wherever he passed, the crowd parted to make a way...

Seeing this, the others quickly followed suit. What would have been a one or two-hour journey, a few minutes later found them sitting in a private room on the top floor of the Heibai Inn, cracking seeds and sipping tea, occasionally cajoling a child...

"Bunny, its pupils haven’t twitched at all for half a day," Li Zhenying squatted in front of the bronze dragon and said with a touch of pity.

Lady Diyong also looked at the bronze dragon. Although they had been enemies before, ever since gaining memory, aside from the monotonous life on Spirit Mountain, she had led a life of decisive killings in the Earthly Immortal Realm. She had never seen someone tormented to this extent. At this moment, witnessing the bronze dragon with tears gushing like a fountain, pupils unmoving, and a vacant and spiritless gaze, she too felt a twinge of sympathy for the creature.

Out of everyone, Kui San was the most nonchalant, sitting there with a small porcelain plate in hand, rolling a peanut back and forth, utterly engrossed in his game.

Qin Shou didn’t harbor much hope for that fool, content if he just stayed put quietly.

As for the two women who had a moment of conscience, Qin Shou disapprovingly said, "Maybe he’s asleep, forget about him, let’s eat first. Shopkeeper, serve the dishes!"

Before long, a large spread of dishes was presented. Qin Shou rolled up his sleeves, only to remember he wasn’t wearing any, then without further ado perched on the stool, bracing one hand against the table and reaching for the roast chicken with the other, hefting himself up on tiptoes to reach the plate. Snatching a piece of meat, he threw it in his mouth and chewed it with a smack, then eyebrow raised, Qin Shou declared, "Passable, it’s edible."

No sooner had these words left his mouth than the shopkeeper, who had just set down the dishes, took umbrage. Frowning, he said, "Sir, although our Heibai Tavern may not be the best in town, the Drunken Sparrow you’ve just tasted is definitely an authentic local specialty. If you say it’s not delicious, then I have to take issue with that statement."

Qin Shou chuckled upon hearing this and said, "You speak well, and you make sense. Go call in your bosses, Black and White Impermanence. And bring those two tall guys, Bull Head and Horse Face, too."

The shopkeeper was completely bewildered, not understanding what the rabbit meant, but he went out to call people anyway.

Soon enough, Black and White Impermanence and Bull Head and Horse Face came in.

The shopkeeper, curious, pressed his ear against the door and listened for a while, only to hear a clangor of noises inside accompanied by cries of pain that he recognized...

As well as the rabbit’s shout, "Can’t I, Lord Bunny, just say it doesn’t taste good, is that so wrong?"

"It’s not like I’ve never tasted this dish before. Is this drunk sparrow? No, it’s a One Star Ringtail Bird, for heaven’s sake! Motherfucker, it’d be considered a local chicken in Heaven! Using fake ingredients and not even allowing me to speak up?"

"I don’t bully the working class, but you two swindlers, don’t think either of you can escape, take this!"

...

Hearing this, the shopkeeper wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and quickly ran to the kitchen. Before long, a cart full of local chickens was sent away.

After a satisfying meal, Qin Shou picked his teeth and looked sideways at the motionless bronze dragon, saying, "Big head... erm, Bronze Big Head, if I take out the Dragon Suppressing Pearl, will you behave honestly without causing trouble?"

As soon as he said this, Qin Shou saw a flash of murderous intent deep in the bronze dragon’s eyes!

Decisively, Qin Shou snatched the plate from Kui San’s hand, threw some peanuts into his mouth, and then said, "Kui San, stop messing around. Carry this guy away, and don’t forget the chant, huh!"

Upon these words, a deep resentment and wailing crossed the bronze dragon’s eyes...

The next moment, a big guy was carrying a big-headed dragon on the main street, its backside facing forward, shouting all the way, "Gotta poop, gotta poop! This dragon’s gotta poop!"

Indeed, people immediately cleared a path ahead. Then Bull Head and Horse Face led the way, Black and White Impermanence followed, and the four carried a palanquin on a mad dash straight to the Judicial Division.

Today, Cui Jue was in a particularly good mood, sitting inside the Judicial Division, sipping tea, listening to tunes, and feeling quite free and leisurely.

From the main door of the Judicial Division, one could just see two palaces floating in the distance. Crowded with ghosts, celestial soldiers shuffled back and forth, maintaining order on the staircases of the two grand halls. Those were the Rewarding Division under Wei Zheng and the Punishing Division under Zhong Kui.

Compared to the bustling activity of those two halls, calling Cui Jue’s place desolate was an understatement.

However, Cui Jue clearly relished the quiet, squinting his eyes and lifting his crystal cup high, peering through the glass at the magnified world when...

A shout suddenly rang out, "Travel God from Daynight Heavenly Court is here to visit Judge Cui Jue of the Judicial Division!"

Before the echo died away, Cui Jue saw a bright red chrysanthemum getting closer and closer through the cup, swiftly filling his entire field of vision! With his extensive lifespan and knowledge, Cui Jue recognized instantly what that chrysanthemum was!