Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 485 - 98 Such a Cute Thing_1
Chapter 485: Chapter 98 Such a Cute Thing_1
White Impermanence said, "Of course."
Qin Shou said, "Alright, then get me ten thousand to whet my appetite."
Splat...
White Impermanence’s legs gave out, and he collapsed to the ground. Ten thousand? He must be planning to kill him and eat his flesh...
After walking who knows how far, Qin Shou finally saw the shadow of a massive city from afar. This city had no walls but was surrounded by towers. To be precise, they were banner towers, with each one sporting a huge flagpole from which a black-as-ink banner fluttered, adorned with varying symbols, the meanings of which were unknown.
Black Impermanence eagerly explained, "That is the Samsara Array. If someone dares to attack the Netherworld, once the array is activated, no matter what you are, you’ll be sent directly into the Six Paths of Reincarnation, reborn as animals within Fengdu City, then slaughtered for meat, and that’s the end of it."
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou grinned and gave a thumbs-up. "Awesome!"
At the same time, Qin Shou’s eyes rolled around as he asked, "So anything that enters this Six Paths of Reincarnation can be reborn?"
Black Impermanence nodded, "In theory, it is indeed so. However, to enter the reincarnation pool, one must undergo judgment by the judges and final review by the Yama Kings of Ten Halls before one’s reincarnation can be determined."
Qin Shou squinted his eyes and said, "So for a good person like me, being reincarnated as a Heavenly Immortal is a piece of cake, isn’t it?"
Black and White Impermanence chuckled but kept silent, yet their meaning was clear to all—it was sincere disdain...
Qin Shou, knowing his own faults, let out a wry laugh, rubbed his nose, and held his peace.
But Qin Shou was still unreconciled and leaned in to ask another question: "They say money makes the ghost push the millstone. If the price is right, can’t one be reincarnated as a Heavenly Immortal?"
Black and White Impermanence were speechless once again...
After mulling over it for quite some time, Qin Shou drew a conclusion, pointing around him, "No wonder you’re so poor that you don’t even have a sun. Missing out on lucrative opportunities, you deserve to be poor your entire lives."
Black and White Impermanence, Bull Head, and Horse Face fell utterly silent...
With Bull Head and Horse Face pulling the cauldron, it raced towards Fengdu City at great speed!
Outside Fengdu City lay endless rice fields, which, under the dim light of the Netherworld, presented a unique charm, while those banner towers were scattered amidst the wheat fields.
After crossing another moat, Qin Shou felt as if passing through a barrier like a ripple of water, and the world before him instantly shifted from quiet to bustling!
In front were towering skyscrapers, with busy traffic below, and streets crowded with people. Alongside them, huge beasts were being led slowly forward by their handlers. Qin Shou saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex holding a vegetable basket in its hands, moving its feet half a step at a time with great difficulty, its tail sticking up high, as if afraid of hitting anyone with it. The look of frustration was palpable...
Qin Shou had yet to burst into laughter when he turned his head and saw a one-eyed, one-armed giant, dozens of times larger than the Tyrannosaurus Rex, looking around even more pitifully, shifting its feet cautiously, the frustration even more evident.
"Where are we heading now?" Lady Diyong asked, coming back to her senses.
Qin Shou replied as if it were obvious, "Of course, we’re going to find a place to stay first, have a good meal, fill up, and then smash that foolish judge’s residence."
As soon as he said this, Black and White Impermanence flinched. However, after a moment’s thought, they realized that Judge Cui was different from them. Whether in terms of his own strength or his influence in the Netherworld, he was not someone they could compare with.
Although this Rabbit was formidable, they figured it probably wouldn’t be able to stir up much trouble in Judge Cui’s hands.
So the two of them exchanged a glance and promptly tossed the fact that Judge Cui was a Heavenly Immortal to the back of their minds, pretending not to know.
Qin Shou asked, "Dahei, Dawu, where’s the best inn in the Netherworld?"
Black Impermanence and White Impermanence, harboring mischievous thoughts, naturally hoped Qin Shou would meet Cui Jue as soon as possible. Thus, they pointed at a black-and-white pagoda in the distance and said, "That’s the Wuchang Bar our brothers run. If Rabbit wants to rest, he can go straight there."
It was not that the two were generous. Instead, after spending some time with Rabbit, they realized that when it came to doing things, he had the nerve to do whatever he pleased. Moreover, if they took this Rabbit to a nice bar, they would probably end up footing the bill...
So, after some thought, they decided it was better to go to their own place.
Furthermore, the best bar in the Netherworld was indeed a bit too far...
Seeing that the crowd had become such an impassable barrier, the two had no desire to keep squeezing through.
Just then, an impatient voice came from behind Qin Shou, "Big Rabbit, are you moving or not? If not, make way! My wife is about to give birth, and I’m taking the midwife home."
Qin Shou turned around, only to see emptiness; there was not a soul in sight.
"Down here!" the voice yelled again.
Qin Shou leaned over the cauldron to look down and saw a cockroach standing behind him, with another cockroach dressed in a floral skirt following it. Both creatures stood on two legs, the one in front particularly domineering, pointing at Qin Shou and demanding, "Are you going to move or not?"
Watching this scene, Qin Shou felt his head buzz...
What happened to the Netherworld full of zombies and walking corpses, where zombies were roaring?
Why did it feel like a chaotic costume ball?
Despite the confusion in his head, Qin Shou, being a decent sort, made way for the cockroach, and then watched as the cockroach and the midwife in the floral skirt made their way through the crowd, shouting, "Make way, make way, my wife is giving birth, let us through..."
It has to be said, the denizens of the Netherworld were quite well-mannered. Hearing that the cockroach’s wife was giving birth, they all stepped aside.
Upon seeing this, Qin Shou’s eyes suddenly lit up...
At that moment, Lady Diyong asked Bull Head and Horse Face, "You two have high ranks in the Netherworld, can’t you let us fly over?"
Bull Head shook his head and said, "Unless it’s official business, flying is not allowed in the Netherworld. Look up there..."
He turned and pointed at the sky, where a massive red eyeball loomed, staring down from above.
Turning back, he continued, "That’s the Eye of the Earth Penalty. Anyone who doesn’t follow the rules can’t escape its gaze. Commit a crime and someone will be here to arrest you in no time, and for more serious offenses, they’ll be struck by a thunderbolt right away."
Lady Diyong immediately abandoned the thought of flying recklessly.
At this point, Qin Shou withdrew his gaze from the cockroach and laughed, "What’s the rush? Easy peasy!"
Having said that, Qin Shou hopped off the cauldron, disregarding the wide-eyed copper dragon’s dissatisfaction, and yanked the copper dragon out of the Dragon Hiding Cauldron!
With this pull, Qin Shou was dumbfounded on the spot!
Not only Qin Shou, but Black and White Impermanence, Bull Head and Horse Face, Li Zhenying, and Lady Diyong all had their eyes wide-open with bewilderment, and then their eyes began to slowly curve...
Before them, this copper dragon had a large head, one that could swallow a living person whole, indicating its significant size. The colossal dragon head paired with its dragon body and robust claws certainly looked majestic!
But when its entirety was pulled out, its lower half unexpectedly shrank. That would have been fine, had it not been for the upper half being only a meter long. The so-called dragon claws, at that moment, looked like two chubby hands, and the stout build was entirely out of proportion with the oversized head. Combined with a plump tail at its rear, it looked more like a cuddly character from a 2D world than anything else.
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