Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 472 - 85: Brother is Just a Legend_1

Chapter 472: Chapter 85: Brother is Just a Legend_1

Yao Sanqian gently straightened his sleeves and smiled, "With the Eight Immortals of Yan Mountain tragically killed, surely the East Sea, belonging to Eight, can no longer stand idly by?"

Having said that, Yao Sanqian turned and left, a resentful curse carried by the wind: "Damn rabbit..."

The battle at Xiankong Mountain quickly spread far and wide, shocking the world!

In the more than three hundred years since the heavenly gate was closed, who had the most glory? Without a doubt, it was the Demon Lord Yao Sanqian—he was the first to slay a god, the first to shatter the heavenly gate.

Even Master Zhenyuanzi, the ancestor of Earthly Immortals, could do nothing to him, and had to sign a covenant of Heavenly Immortals when confronting the Saintess of Mount Li.

Afterwards, Yao Sanqian slew countless gods, exuding the air of "I am the king of the current age."

But on this day, a rabbit whose origin was unknown broke his unchallenged, unstoppable momentum! Not only did it smash Yao Sanqian’s meticulously laid fishing trap, but it also saved people and left unscathed! Even Dading True Master of the Earthly Immortal Level Nine perished at the rabbit’s hand.

Suddenly, everyone had a question mark above their heads, wondering, "Since when did rabbits become so ferocious?"

People inquired about the rabbit from multiple sources, and soon the rabbit’s background was dug up.

"He’s actually the Daynight Wandering God!"

"Really? Since when did the Daynight Wandering God become so fierce? That’s not right, wasn’t the former Daynight Wandering God a pale-faced, slender bastard?"

"That was in the past. More than three hundred years ago, the rabbit held the Daynight Wandering God Token and robbed the East Sea Dragon Palace. We had people confirm this; it was indeed him!"

"Hey... angering him this time, Yao Sanqian has been constantly calling to slay gods. Previously, there were no gods to find, but now there’s an openly recognized god. Things will heat up from now on..."

"Heat up? Humph... After the heavenly gate was closed, how many people have slain gods? Even if they haven’t killed a bona fide Heavenly God, but gods like the God of Land and the Mountain God—these minor gods—haven’t they been killed in droves by everyone?"

"Yeah, if that rabbit hadn’t come out, it would be one thing, but now that he has, he represents the Heavenly Court. He must want to do something for the Heavenly Gods who died. And those with godly blood on their hands, could they ever let him live?"

...

Sure enough, that very day a member of the Yang Family of Jiangnan stood up and declared, "If you see the rabbit, cook it!"

But the next day, a monkey rushed to their doorstep and smashed the Yang Family’s ancestral tablet with a stick, and the eldest son, Yang Mie, burst forth in fury only to be swept back with one stick, remaining motionless for half a day.

The chatter grew even louder.

Some said the rabbit was about to re-establish the Heavenly Court’s order in the mortal world.

Others said Yao Sanqian was plotting to kill the rabbit.

All sorts of talk went around and around, ultimately positioning the rabbit as a representative of the Heavenly Court and Yao Sanqian as a model slayer of gods, suggesting that it would be against the natural order if these two didn’t clash.

To put it bluntly, those who love a spectacle never think the scene is too big...

And at this moment, what was the rabbit, the main character of this entertainment, doing?

In some deep mountain ravine blazed a fire that touched the sky, flames raging fiercely!

Amid the crackling sound of burning wood was also the roaring anger: "What the hell is this crap! The whole mountain is on fire, and it’s still not cooked!"

In a mountain ravine, half a mountain top was set ablaze, and a colossal cauldron was overturned on the mountainside. Half of a dragon’s head was wrapped around the outside of the cauldron, bearing an expression of miserable hardship—anger, unwillingness, disdain, and mockery were all in its eyes, along with the endless sentiment of, "Fuck my life!"

Alongside, a bald muscular man busied himself gathering all kinds of flammable flowers, plants, and trees, while a rabbit, its whole body engulfed in flames, valiantly tried to roast the bronze dragon in front of it, occasionally sprinkling some black pepper and cursing, "What the hell, it won’t cook through!"

A little farther away, a small girl sat contentedly on the mountain slope, humming music, bobbing her head, and watching the lively scene on the neighboring mountain with a cheerful smile.

A goddess in white sat near the little girl, looking first at the girl, then at the rabbit, then back at the girl, then at the rabbit again, repeating this cycle for half an hour before sighing softly and whispering, "What a mess!"

After a while, Lady Diyong could not help but ask in a low voice, "Zhenying, what do you think of the rabbit guy?"

Li Zhenying naively replied, "He’s fun, don’t you think the things he does are different from everyone else?"

Lady Diyong glanced at the rabbit, which was continuously sneezing from the pepper, and, with a suppressed smile, remarked, "Indeed, it’s different, as if he has no brain."

Li Zhenying: "..."

Lady Diyong then inquired, "Zhenying, what kind of immortal companion do you wish to spend your life with in the future?"

Li Zhenying was startled and asked in return, "Why should I find a companion?"

Lady Diyong replied, "Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?"

Li Zhenying, tilting her head, countered, "But I don’t feel lonely? I have many good friends, and I even have several brothers."

Lady Diyong explained, "But they will all have their own families. Men and women should not be too intimate; in the future, it wouldn’t be proper for you to always go to them just to play, right?"

Li Zhenying was taken aback, then thought for a long time before finally saying, "Then I’ll play with their wives instead!"

Lady Diyong: "..."

Lady Diyong realized that Li Zhenying seemingly had no concept of romance; she appeared to handle interpersonal relationships based solely on her personal likes. Thus, for a moment, Lady Diyong found herself puzzled about the nature of the relationship between Li Zhenying and the rabbit.

Just then, the rabbit kicked at the bronze dragon’s head and cursed, "I’m not roasting anymore! I’ll eat it raw!"

Next, you could see the rabbit pounce and start biting into the Dragon Hiding Cauldron!

However, in the end, Qin Shou held back. He had seen dragons and knew how big one could be. If he actually ate the Dragon Hiding Cauldron and released the bronze dragon, it would be even more troublesome to pull it along. Besides, he could eat the cauldron raw, but he just couldn’t stomach a raw dragon.

Fortunately, in Qin Shou’s Black Demon Box, there were some provisions he had looted from the East Sea Dragon Palace long ago, so everyone just sat down and began eating supper, chatting about what happened after they had parted.

What troubled Qin Shou, though, was that Li Zhenying also did not know what had happened after the great battle in the Heavenly Court. Since her powers had been too weak back then, during the outbreak of the battle, the butler kept her far away to watch, and all she could see were the blazing fires and the light and shadows of magical spells.

Later, she was swept into the battlefield by a massive explosion, got caught in the Three Immortals Road, and entered the Earthly Immortal Realm.

The story Li Zhenying told afterwards was simple, involving some dangers and whatnot, which she spoke of lightheartedly, but Qin Shou knew that Li Zhenying’s life had surely been much harder than the life he had lived.

As for Kui San’s life, it was much simpler. He fell into a gorge teeming with wild beasts, a valley strewn with bones and rampant beasts. Each day, Kui San’s job was to take them down one by one, and then enjoy a nice little barbecue, feasting to his heart’s content. That was until one day, he saved a demon who, during a moment of boasting, revealed the hunt of the Heavenly God by Yao Sanqian, prompting him to leave the valley and hurry to Xiankong Mountain to lend a great help.

When everyone heard the rabbit explain that he had run off to another world and came back more than three hundred years later, they were all stunned...

As the rabbit and the others reminisced, some things were happening in the Heavenly Court.