Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 467 - 80 Rabbit Woke Up_1

Chapter 467: Chapter 80 Rabbit Woke Up_1

That day, he was hidden beneath the clothes of an old lady, and watched with his own eyes as the heads of his relatives fell one by one to the ground.

He saw his father, who once doted on him, shouting, "Injustice! My Canglan Country has never betrayed the Tang! If I die with a grievance, I will not accept this!"

A flash of the blade, and his father’s head fell to the ground!

He saw his mother, whose head was severed amid her crying and shouting.

He saw his brothers and sisters falling one after another into pools of blood...

He witnessed the Decapitation Officer’s ferocious smile!

He remembered it was noon when the execution started, and by the time it ended, dusk had already fallen...

He couldn’t remember how many heads had rolled on the ground; he only remembered their unwillingness, their grievances, their anger.

He didn’t remember how he left the imperial city; all he remembered was the old lady holding his hand, urging him to take one last look back at the imperial city set aflame, then telling him never to look back, but instead saying to him, "From now on, you shall be called Lan San."

"Why?" asked Lan San, for it was not a girl’s name.

The old lady said, "The mountain wind is the wildest; it can break mountains, pierce through clouds, destroy nations. You are timid; if you want to take revenge, you must be like the mountain wind, with only one direction to move in, blowing away all obstacles. As for why you’re called Lan ’San,’ it’s because your father liked that number."

"Old lady, did you know my father?" asked Lan San.

The old lady said, "What I owed him, I’ll repay through you. Let’s go, don’t look back... Give us a laugh or two."

"Ah?" Lan San, her face streaked with tears, looked at the old lady, puzzled.

The old lady said, "Laugh, laugh out loud! If you don’t laugh, you won’t be able to leave Canglan Country."

Lan San: "Hehe..."

"Louder!"

"Ha... hehe... woohoo..."

"Crying? Have you given up on your desire for revenge?"

"I have not!"

"You have not? Then laugh it out! Laugh loudly, think of happy things, laugh heartily, laugh as if your life depended on it!"

"Haha... laugh, haha... woohoo... haha..."

"Old lady, why must I laugh?"

"Because the executioner is the Tang Dynasty’s Decapitation Officer Tang Xiaowang; he only allows those who laugh to walk beyond three hundred li. All those who don’t laugh will die! Remember him; he is the executioner who killed your entire family."

...

"Haha..." A burst of laughter woke Lan San, and she turned toward the sound, seeing Dading True Master laughing and saying, "If I’m not mistaken, Canglan Country had a little princess who suffered from a strange illness that kept her from growing up; what was her name? Hmm... let me think, it was something like..."

"Shut up!" Lan San could no longer hold back, and she scolded furiously.

With that exclamation, a breath of Yuan Qi escaped, and her body swayed slightly.

Seeing this, Dading True Master laughed wildly, "Lan San, with one breath you unleashed the seventy-two seals that only a Heavenly Immortal could, I must say, you’re even more formidable than I thought. But now, do you still have the strength to fight?"

Lan San snorted coldly, "Killing you is no problem!"

Dading True Master smiled faintly, flipped his hand, and suddenly there was another bronze cauldron in his hand!

Gongsun Lvluo exclaimed, "How is that possible?"

Dading True Master proudly said, "That previous one was a replica I had someone create. This is the real Dragon Hiding Cauldron. Everything that needed to be said has been said, may you have a good journey! As for your head, I will take it to Tang Xiaowang. I trust the Tang Dynasty will not skimp on a little reward."

While speaking, Dading True Master waved his hand, and the Dragon Hiding Cauldron flew out. No movement appeared on the mural atop the cauldron, but its lid opened first, and a real dragon’s claw reached out, heading straight for Lan San’s top of the skull!

At the same time, an ancient voice transmitted, "Flesh and soul, not bad."

Dading True Master respectfully bowed, "Please enjoy your meal, Master."

Lan San’s face changed drastically, "He is above a Heavenly Immortal! You’ve broken the rules. Aren’t you afraid of making enemies with the whole world? Even Yao Sanqian won’t let you go once he knows!"

Dading True Master laughed, "If all of you are dead, who will know these things? As for Yao Sanqian, what he needs is a partner. After you’re dead, I’m his only partner here. With his character, which only cares about benefits, do you think he’ll give me a hard time? In short, once you’re dead, it’s better for everyone."

The dragon’s claw came down, grabbing Lan San’s head in one swoop!

Pfft!

At the critical moment, Lan San turned his head to dodge the lethal grab!

The dragon’s claw forcefully grabbed onto Lan San’s shoulder.

At the same time, a green smoke rose, and Lan San turned into Gongsun Lvluo!

Lan San then appeared a hundred meters away!

Lan San suddenly came to his senses and shouted, "Lv Luo, you idiot!"

Gongsun Lvluo showed a tragically beautiful smile and quietly said, "Princess, go quickly... Life exchange can only be used once in a lifetime. I’m sorry I can’t take care of you for the rest of your life. Survive, run."

"Roar!"

A dragon’s roar emanated from inside the Dragon Hiding Cauldron, clearly the dragon within was enraged by Gongsun Lvluo’s actions!

The dragon’s claw swept out, showing no magical powers, but it was with sadness that Gongsun Lvluo found she couldn’t even struggle with her Earthly Immortal strength. She could only watch helplessly as the dragon’s claw approached, resigned to her fate! Now she understood why Lan San didn’t evade just now; it wasn’t that she didn’t want to, but rather that she couldn’t!

Seeing this, Lan San’s eyes turned blood-red, and he shouted, transforming into a phantom as he charged at the dragon’s claw, "Stop!"

A dragon’s head emerged from within the Dragon Hiding Cauldron. It was a terrifyingly fierce bronze dragon’s head, not seeming alive, yet much like a dragon wearing a mask. A pair of dragon eyes swept towards Lan San! With just one glance, Lan San felt her soul was imprisoned, unable to move! Helplessly, she flew towards the gaping maw of the bronze dragon.

But at this moment, Lan San smiled, looking towards Gongsun Lvluo, who had been by her side since childhood. Her face, which had become twisted and ferocious from hatred, softened, recalling those days in the Canglan palace, where she was frail and pure. With a graceful smile, she said, "Sister, let’s go see Father together."

The bronze dragon grasped Gongsun Lvluo with one claw, Lan San with the other, and brought them toward its mouth.

Seeing the situation settled, Dading True Master laughed happily, glancing over his spoils of war, the pure Yuan cauldron, only to find...

"Where is everyone?!" Dading True Master looked at the empty ground with nothing but two rabbit hairs, and was momentarily stunned.

"Who the hell are you looking for?" A disdainful voice, with a distinct Beijing accent, asked arrogantly.

Dading True Master turned his head sharply, only to see the rabbit munching on a carrot, with a bald man no longer vomiting, holding a human leg behind him; next to him stood a charming and pretty girl, and beside the girl, a mature woman with a worried expression.

Dading True Master frowned, "Rabbit, you’re actually not dead?"

Qin Shou grinned, "Dead, my ass? Ever heard of a mid-fight nap when you’re tired from brawling?"

Dading True Master was at a loss for words; he’d never really seen such a thing in his life!

At that time, Lady Diyong whispered, "Rabbit, while they’re fighting amongst themselves, let’s make a quick escape."

Qin Shou shook his head, "Escape? Why? I’ve found him irritating for a long time. That bastard who injured my sister is his disciple. Leaving without beating him up would be too shameful. And that big mudfish seems to be his master; let’s rough him up together... Never mind, let’s just stew him, to nourish my sister’s body."

PS: I see some complaints that the women in this book always get saved. I want to say, aren’t there few women who died? Sigh... When they die, no one sees it, but if there’s one who isn’t dead yet, everyone complains? Helpless...