Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 463 - 76 Predicament? [Sixth Update]_1
Chapter 463: Chapter 76 Predicament? [Sixth Update]_1
Lan San waved his hand, and hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of sharp spikes whooshed out from his body, then exploded outwards, blanketing the sky!
Watching the sky fill with spikes like a black cloud, Qin Shou and Kui San were stunned on the spot. Kui San looked at Qin Shou as if to ask, "What do we do? There are too many to block!"
Qin Shou gave Kui San a resolute look and said, "No worries, just follow my lead, and strike!"
After speaking, Qin Shou swung Kui San around like a big windmill. Kui San felt the world spinning, unable to see anything clearly, and simply closed his eyes, shouting as he swung his weapon and brick wildly!
The incessant sounds of ting, ting, ting filled the air as spikes were knocked away, falling from the sky like broken needles and leaves.
Lan San furrowed his brows and said in surprise, "They can block that?"
Gongsun Lvluo was incredulous, "This is too absurd, right? I could understand if they used Magic Spells to block this dense attack. Or if their strength was far superior to the master’s. But these guys clearly don’t fit the bill, how did they do it?"
At that moment, Dading True Master asked in confusion, "Why aren’t they stopping?"
Looking over, indeed, the Rabbit was still crazily spinning Kui San around. A full minute passed before the Rabbit came to his senses and stopped.
As soon as he stopped, Kui San, his eyes rolling wildly, cried out, "I can’t take it anymore, I’m dizzy... ugh..."
Qin Shou said, "Brother He, not bad at all, we blocked them all."
After a chuckle, Kui San began to retch again, patting his chest and saying, "I can’t hold it in, I’m going to throw up..."
Seeing this, Qin Shou also felt a bit of a headache, as the enemy was still behind them, and just blocking one wave clearly wouldn’t solve the problem.
Just as Qin Shou was worrying...
The Brick shouted loudly, "Flat-chested ladies, you’re not good enough! We blocked it all, la la la... If you dare, come at us again!"
Before, Qin Shou could have laughed it off hearing this, but now, he suddenly had a bad premonition.
As expected, Lan San waved his hand, and the spikes falling from the sky whooshed back to him. Then Lan San snorted coldly, "You’re forcing my hand!"
Then Lan San grabbed the collar of his clothes and gave it a fierce tug!
The Brick screamed, "I, Cao! She’s stripping! She’s actually stripping for me!"
Qin Shou quickly covered the Brick’s mouth, as his bad premonition grew stronger.
After Lan San took off his clothes, he tossed them aside and they flipped inside out! Inside were all fluff balls!
Qin Shou’s head buzzed, why does this look so familiar?
Lan San shook out his clothes, and all the fluff balls stretched out, turning into spikes that whooshed up into the sky. In an instant, the cloud of flying needles doubled, densely packed across the sky. Then the needles grew, turned into long spikes—not only that, but they kept growing until they all turned into something like long fur!
Lan San stood atop the cloud, arms outstretched, eyes flashing with the green light of demon night!
This was the first time Qin Shou had gotten a good look at Lan San. She had a slender figure, looking every bit like a little girl, with big eyes and long hair that danced in the breeze, like a doll out of an anime world. Only, this doll was a bit too fierce...
Qin Shou was considering whether to offer her a lollipop and ask for a truce...
Then he heard the Brick yell, "I was right! She is flat-chested! Wahaha..."
Hearing this, Qin Shou’s face also turned green, but he still subconsciously glanced at Lan San’s chest. Indeed, very flat! However, according to the standards of a young girl, that slight bulge should count as developed, not flat-chested in the realm of little girls.
But it was that one glance that caused Lan San to completely erupt, "You damn rabbit, you still dare to look? I’ll kill you!"
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou responded with a cry in his voice, "Damn it... It’s the brick that’s cursing you, what does that have to do with me? Besides, they also looked!"
Qin Shou pointed at the demon minions behind Lan San, immediately shifting the blame onto them.
Then, Qin Shou saw Lan San wave his hand and the sky full of spears suddenly reversed direction, "pff, pff, pff, pff..."
The demons that had been following were one by one getting their heads exploded, their bodies raining down from the sky, and blood falling like rain.
Afterwards, Lan San said coldly, "If you can’t control your dog eyes, you all deserve to die!"
Qin Shou hurriedly looked towards Gongsun Lvluo and Dading True Master, only to see Dading True Master looking down at his own cauldron, with no intention of raising his head.
Gongsun Lvluo was also looking down, fiddling with a little flower...
Clearly, these two knew about Lan San; they knew not to look, so they didn’t.
But the other demons weren’t so lucky. Blamed by Qin Shou, those who had looked died, and even those who hadn’t looked perished too... What an injustice.
Lan San turned his head towards Qin Shou and said, "Damn rabbit, it’s your turn now!"
Qin Shou immediately shouted, "Wait a minute!"
Unfortunately, Lan San didn’t wait for his nonsense, waving his hand as countless spears flew like a torrential rain!
Seeing this, Kui San immediately cried out, "Stop spinning, I’m dizzy, I’m dizzy!"
Unfortunately, Qin Shou didn’t listen to him; he swung Kui San to block the spear attack.
At first, Kui San could still try to actively block, but later, completely dizzy and disoriented, he gave up caring and just swung wildly, blocking by fate.
After the barrage of flying spears had passed, Qin Shou asked Kui San, "How’s it?"
While vomiting, Kui San replied, "I’m fine!"
Qin Shou silently looked at the row of spears sticking out of his own ass and roared, "Dammit, I’m not fine!"
Kui San: "..."
Lan San didn’t give Qin Shou any chance to catch his breath and retracted the spears once again—they were already chasing him once more.
Seeing this, Qin Shou knew that if this continued, he would soon be turned into a hedgehog, so he slapped away the spears stuck in his ass and suddenly rushed toward the ground!
Lan San seemed to think of something and called out, "Dading True Master, Lv Luo!"
Gongsun Lvluo responded, forming a seal with her hands. Pointing towards the ground, she chanted, "Energy of the Azure Dragon of the east, the wood o’ yi, transform soldiers!"
All the trees on the ground transformed into spears that shot into the sky, grass blades became needles, and flower petals turned into knives—endless vegetation weaponry blockaded Qin Shou’s escape route.
If it were Qin Shou alone, he wouldn’t care about these things. His skin was thick and his flesh tough, and Gongsun Lvluo’s methods couldn’t hurt him. But he was holding Kui San and Lady Diyong with one hand and carrying Li Zhenying on his back, so he had to be a bit more cautious.
He hesitated slightly, and Lan San was already commanding the sky full of spears, hunting him down!
Dading True Master finally stopped being a mere spectator. Flinging the cauldron beneath his feet, the cauldron buzzed with a resonating sound. Then a bronze ancient dragon engraved on the cauldron opened its eyes, let out a roar, and flew off the cauldron, pouncing towards Qin Shou!
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