Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 46 Immortals Have No Integrity_1

Chapter 46: Chapter 46 Immortals Have No Integrity_1

Chang’e said, "The clothes look nice when they’re flying, but once they fall to the ground and start running, why do they all look like short-legged ducks? Not graceful at all."

The moment Qin Shou heard this, he burst into laughter, "Ha ha, short-legged ducks, that’s a good comparison. Oh god, are they running so indecently because the Mid-Year Festival is about to start? Hurry up! It’ll be terrible if we’re late!"

Chang’e nodded, but a beauty is a beauty after all, particular about her looks. With a shake, she transformed, changing into an outfit fitted for running with tight cuffs, and started running.

Qin Shou followed close behind, dashing into the sea of flowers. Unlike the fools up front, he was complemented by a beautiful woman and a beautiful rabbit, merging perfectly into the beautiful scenery around them, contributing additional color to the already breathtaking view.

The rogue immortals running ahead accidentally looked back and were momentarily stunned. Then, comparing their own foolish selves and the other rogue immortals around them, their faces turned red. Shaking themselves, they transformed into attires suitable for a short sprint, which instantly made them look better and more handsome.

For a moment, there were tiger roars and elephant trumpets, exuding majestic power.

Of course, if not for the few foolish Immortal Cranes flapping their large wings and prancing about with high-knee steps, it nearly would have resembled the aesthetic of an animated sequence.

As Qin Shou was running, he suddenly heard a pleasant bird call and looked up, only to see a huge azure bird he had never seen before flying over and covering the sky as it passed.

Qin Shou looked up at the large bird and smacked his lips, saying, "That bird is really big, its wings are really big, its legs are really big, I’m afraid my Supor won’t be enough..."

"What’s a Supor?" asked Yunkong True Master, curious.

Of course, Qin Shou couldn’t tell him it was the name of a pot; with so many immortals around, anyone could overhear, and then he wouldn’t just be acting cheap, he’d be acting foolish.

Qin Shou, with hands behind his back, looked up at the huge bird in the sky and said, "It’s a kind of magic treasure that can make it taste even better... If you season it with some cumin or something... slurp, I’ve never tried such big wings before."

"Rabbit, you’re drooling. What on Earth are you talking about?" Yunkong True Master was truly at a loss, and had he heard the faint "taste" Qin Shou mumbled after "beauty," he surely would have understood what the rabbit was talking about.

Apparently unconcerned with the despicable rabbit’s thoughts below, the large bird in the sky flapped its wings once and was far gone.

Yunkong True Master said, "That’s an Azure Bird, one of the five chicks born from the phoenix, a being of significant stature associated with the Heavenly Court, hence its ability to fly."

Qin Shou nodded, silently adding a name to his recipe book—Azure Bird with huge chicken wings, perfect for Orleans grilled wings.

Crossing the vast grassland, they were approaching the distant mountains, with a long, narrow gorge slicing through its center. The sight was incredibly imposing to behold.

For Qin Shou, who hailed from Earth where a mere 8,000 meters was deemed the world’s highest peak, this gorge with its tens of thousands of meters was truly a magnificent sight; walking through it made one feel even more insignificant.

Just then, a dragon’s roar echoed, and a dragon emerged from beneath the gorge. Carrying a wave of water with it, the dragon soared into the sky without so much as glancing at the ants below, and flew straight towards the direction of the heavenly palace.

"Is that a dragon?" Although Qin Shou thought the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas were ugly, that was because they awkwardly combined a dragon’s head with a human body. But seeing a real dragon, Qin Shou, who had always spoken of dragons as his ancestors, felt his blood boiling with excitement. Instinctively, he reached for his thigh, only to remember that he was no longer human and no longer possessed belongings as precious as a mobile phone.

Qin Shou exclaimed, "Ah, the first time I’ve seen a dragon, if only I had something to record this scene."

The moment Yunkong True Master heard this, he laughed, "It seems the place you’re from is really remote, not even having a Shadow Printing Stone."

"What’s a Shadow Printing Stone?" Qin Shou immediately asked.

Yunkong True Master casually took out a black stone with a strange symbol engraved on it, and said, "This is the Shadow Printing Stone, a unique type of stone produced between Heaven and Earth. It can record everything that happens within a certain period of time in full detail, and it can be played back anytime, anywhere. The key point is, there seems to be an unchangeable law within this stone, so the images printed into it cannot be altered. Therefore, it has also become an essential item for many Judicial Gods to use as evidence."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes immediately brightened, and he reached out to grab it.

Yunkong True Master was quite generous, allowing Qin Shou to take it. He said, "This thing isn’t valuable, they’re all over the place, so take it if you want. However, each Shadow Printing Stone can only record one set of images, so think carefully before you record."

Qin Shou, very pleased with himself, said, "Thanks! I’m just now realizing that you’re actually not too bad."

As they spoke, Qin Shou also started to figure out how to use the stone in his hands. As a result of his thoughts moving, a bit of Yuan Qi was channeled into the stone, and the next moment, the stone lit up, and then...

"Wow!"

Qin Shou cried out instinctively. The Immortals who were happily running ahead heard the noise and subconsciously turned back, only to see a scroll unfolding in the sky, with a man standing bare-buttocked in a lake getting clean...

Upon closer inspection...

"Isn’t that Yunkong True Master?" an old Immortal exclaimed.

Chang’e went "ahh" and quickly lowered her head, no longer daring to look, her face turning red as a big apple.

It was then that Yunkong True Master came back to his senses and cried out, "Oh god, I took the wrong one! Rabbit, turn it off! Turn it off! My reputation for an entire lifetime!"

Qin Shou had an innocent face. He really hadn’t meant to set up Yunkong True Master this time. It was truly a coincidence... but even he didn’t believe in the coincidence... so he asked awkwardly, "You haven’t taught me how to turn it off, have you?"

Yunkong True Master hurriedly snatched the stone back, and the image disappeared the next moment.

Just then, an old Immortal said, "Yunkong True Master, look what I just recorded, it’s really good."

As soon as he finished speaking, the clean-shaven image appeared again, and Yunkong True Master immediately bristled, shouting, "You old thing, delete that! Or I’m going to fight you!"

Yunkong True Master then whooshed after the old Immortal who was also a character, laughing loudly as he ran ahead, showing no grace befitting an Immortal...

However, Qin Shou, looking at this group of merry Immortals, suddenly felt that maybe he had been wrong all along. Immortals aren’t emotionless robots who suppress their desires, but rather a bunch of genuine old rascals! Perhaps, cultivation isn’t about cutting off all emotions, but about living with the heart of a child, freeing oneself from all mental shackles, moving towards a carefree and unrestrained life, and returning to the origin is what’s truly important...

"I still prefer these kinds of Immortals, haha..." Qin Shou laughed inwardly.

The group ran cheerfully onward, passing through a canyon, crossing over a lake, and finally arriving at the endless exterior of the heavenly palace.

The gates of the heavenly palace were wide open, with ancestors from all directions gathering and flowing into the palace...

Above the gate, there was a signboard — Southern Gate.

Scratching his head, Qin Shou said, "This is also the Southern Gate? Then what’s the one outside?"

Yunkong True Master crushed the Shadow Printing Stone he had just snatched, breathed a sigh of relief, and explained, "The one outside is the Southern Gate of the Immortal Realm, this is the Southern Gate of the heavenly palace, they’re different. See that mirror on the gate? That’s the Revealing Mirror. No demon or ghost can remain hidden from it."