Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 455 - 68: Knocking the Shit Out of You_1

Chapter 455: Chapter 68: Knocking the Shit Out of You_1

After Youque landed and turned his head back, he heard Rabbit yelling, "Ever seen a foot move descending straight from Heaven?"

The next moment, an enormous foot plummeted from the sky!

Youque was so frightened that he dove into the shadows to dodge the stomp.

Boom!

With a tremendous noise, the ground shattered, and Qin Shou left a huge pit in the earth with his foot!

Through the dust, a shadow swiftly retreated!

Qin Shou spun around, his eyes locked onto that shadow like divinely brilliant light, opened his mouth wide, and sprayed towards the direction of the shadow!

Whoosh!

The fleeing figure suddenly heard a forceful gust from behind, looked back, and saw a massive dark eagle swooping down, hitting him squarely!

Boom!

Another loud bang followed by a piercing scream, the darkness shattered, and Youque was flung out from the shadows.

Qin Shou lunged forward and caught Youque by the tail. Youque promptly drew out a jade gourd, but then a large mouth approached and took a bite!

Only the base of the gourd was left.

"My gourd!" Youque cried out in shock and rage, his heart screaming in agony.

Qin Shou forcefully stuffed a ruler into Youque’s mouth and stirred it around.

"Rabbit, this isn’t over!" Having never been prodded and stirred in the mouth with a stick before, Youque felt immensely humiliated and roared in anger. Yet, with a ruler in his mouth, he couldn’t speak clearly.

But Rabbit didn’t intend to stop at all, stirring even faster instead.

"This is outrageous!" When Dading True Master saw his proud disciple being pressed down and stick-prodded, he felt as though he had lost all face and furiously shouted, then called out, "Youque, use your killing move!"

Youque couldn’t stand it any longer and, with a ’pfft’, transformed into a shadow and slipped through Qin Shou’s fingertips. Qin Shou grabbed for him twice, but missed completely. As he opened his mouth to suck in, he also drew a blank.

Youque appeared in the distance, formed the Precious Vase gesture with his hands, and roared, "Darkness descends, all laws submit, Shadow Diversion!"

The next moment, Qin Shou felt all the shadows under his feet converging towards him like ghostly hands grabbing at his body, and then he became immobile.

"I understand now... Youque practices the Shadow Path, his gourd can assist shadows in adhering to and reincarnating the mind and soul, he can also manipulate shadows to kill invisibly, and can himself travel through shadows! The Shadow Path is a craft of deception, rarely mastered throughout history. Unexpectedly, Youque has cultivated it to such an extent," whispered someone on Lan San’s side.

A muscular man on Dading True Master’s side, with arms folded, sneered and said, "Ignorance. The true prowess of the Path of Shadows isn’t in mimicking wild beasts or ferocious animals, but in specifically restraining the soul! This Rabbit, caught by the shadowy Demon claws, is like having his soul shackled, his physical strength useless!

"Once the shadows strangle him, his soul will scatter to the winds, and his body will just be food in the pot."

Dading True Master said, "Tang Shi, hold your tongue a little."

Tang Shi chuckled and replied, "Yes, Master!"

Tang Shi and Youque were Dading True Master’s only two level 4 disciples, and also his only subordinates.

Compared to the hundreds of disciples and subordinates behind Lan San, it seemed somewhat insufficient. However, Dading True Master was not the least discouraged, because he knew very well that the strength of his two disciples was certainly above those under Lan San!

Thus, he was determined to win this betting match!

Tang Shi glanced at Dading True Master and said, "Someone else is coming, do you want to go or should I?"

Dading True Master laughed heartily, "According to the rules, this one is mine too. Lan San, you’ve definitely lost this time!"

Lan San snorted twice, without saying a word, but the dissatisfaction in his eyes was very obvious.

Dading True Master felt an unparalleled sense of elation, as his eyes swept past Lan San’s chest...

Normally, Dading True Master would never dare to steal that glance, after all, Lan San was not a woman with a good temper, and her strength was even greater than his, he did not wish to provoke her, nor did he dare to.

But now, as he saw the human cauldron within reach, he was about to breakthrough to the Earthly Immortal realm and achieve the status of a supreme Heavenly Immortal—at that point, he would not care about a Lan San at all.

He was even contemplating, by then, ripping apart Lan San’s sheep-wool like fur coat to see what kind of woman was beneath those clothes, whether her chest was as full and firm as he imagined.

Lan San snorted coldly, "Do you believe I will kill you right now?"

Dading was frightened and quickly averted his gaze, chuckling awkwardly, "Don’t get excited, it’s a misunderstanding... Tang Shi, go and capture the intruder quickly."

The brawny man Tang Shi, standing behind the true master, clasped his hands and said, "Yes, Master!"

After saying that, Tang Shi stamped his foot and shot off like a cannonball into the distance.

At the same time, a voice as loud as thunder came from afar: "Big brother, second brother, are you in there? Uh... wait, it’s said there’s a fairy inside, which fairy is it? Answer later, I am going to kill a few people first..."

"You, the bald one, dare to act up here? I am Tang Shi, the disciple of the great Dading True Master! I will deal with you!" Tang Shi’s voice rang out.

The rough voice with a hint of silly charm retorted, "Disciple? Aren’t disciples supposed to get up? Could it be that you, like the turtle under my butt, are always getting up? Which sea are you from? Maybe we’re relatives!"

Tang Shi flew into a rage, "You insolent brat, die!"

Then there was a series of thuds, as fists landed on flesh, accompanied by the other party’s puzzled words, "Which sea are you from, exactly? Why won’t you say?"

Clearly, this beating didn’t seem to bother the recipient much...

Hearing the noise, Dading True Master shook his head slightly and muttered, "These idiots, next time I need to teach them what it means to give it their all."

Meanwhile, Youque, with an utterly fierce smile, said, "Rabbit, how about that? Can’t move anymore, can you? My Magic is specially aimed at the mind and soul, no matter how strong your body is, it’s nothing more than a pile of mud!"

"How dare you... uh... uh... damn... what’s going on?"

Youque was feeling proud when suddenly his body bowed, his hands clutching his stomach, his face turned red as he began to cry out.

With Youque distracted, the ghostly claws vanished from Rabbit’s body.

Qin Shou cocked his head, grinned, and said with a hissing smile, "Does your stomach hurt?"

Struggling, Youque raised his head to look at Qin Shou and asked, "How... how did you know?"

Qin Shou silently glanced at the ruler in his hand, chuckled hehe, and said, "After all these years, I didn’t expect the medicine to still be so effective. Truly worthy of being from the Medicine King’s Palace, five-star praise!"

Youque then had a sudden realization, pointing at the ruler and shouting, "There’s poison on it?"

Qin Shou matter-of-factly responded, "Yeah, any problem with that?"

Qin Shou was never a fool, the moment he realized that Youque’s Magic was mysterious and unpredictable, he knew that relying solely on physical strength, he couldn’t suppress Youque. So the instant he grabbed Youque, he stuffed the ruler covered in laxative down his throat.