Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 442 - 55 Hunting a Woman_1
Chapter 442: Chapter 55 Hunting a Woman_1
After the lead ghost finished speaking, the twelve ghosts instantly dispersed and took their positions, standing in a straight line like a dragon. Then they began to circulate their Yuan Qi and combined their energies, stretching their hands out to the fours corners of the Earth and bending slightly at the waist, they miraculously transformed into an enormous centipede!
The giant centipede leaned down and glared at Huanglong Daoist with a wide-open mouth, baring its teeth in a vicious smile, "Kneel and apologize, and I’ll leave your body intact."
Before Huanglong Daoist could speak, Qin Shou clicked his tongue in amazement and said, "Huang, make sure to save me a leg; such a large centipede must taste great when deep-fried."
Gungun followed suit, shouting, "Huang, make sure to save me a leg; such a large centipede must taste great when deep-fried."
Qin Shou turned his head and said, "Gungun, have you gotten so smooth at imitating human speech?"
Gungun blankly stared at Qin Shou and repeated, "Gungun, have you gotten so smooth at imitating human speech?"
Qin Shou was at a loss for words and asked, "Are you a parrot or something?"
Gungun echoed, "Are you a parrot or something?"
Qin Shou was completely speechless...
Actually, Qin Shou had noticed something was off these past few days. As Gungun ate more and more, the little guy seemed to be getting smarter as well. He had gone from not being able to speak and only making noises at first, to occasionally uttering human language sounds, and now, he was perfectly mimicking without understanding. The rate of progress could be described as rapid.
Since Gungun was capable of self-evolving and learning, Qin Shou couldn’t be bothered to speed up the teaching process, deciding to let him grow freely.
The twelve ghosts, seeing how calm their opponent was, felt displeased. The giant centipede raised its head high, opened its jaws wide, and was about to let out a monstrous roar.
Huanglong Daoist lazily lifted his eyelids and released an aura surpassing that of a Heavenly Immortal!
Qin Shou then saw the centipede, mouth wide open, ready to roar, suddenly gasp in a breath of cold air, swallowing the roar that was about to emerge! So stifled that the whole centipede turned bright red as if it was about to explode any second!
Only then did Huanglong Daoist leisurely ask, "What did you just say?"
Qin Shou then saw that the massive centipede contorted slightly, and suddenly grew 24 human legs! It looked like twelve people were hiding under a lion dance costume shaped like a centipede. It was bizarre and discordant...
Then the twelve people confidently shouted in unison, "We bow down to the senior!"
Immediately afterward, all twelve of them knelt down midair with a thud, the dull sound revealing the force behind their kneeling.
Huanglong Daoist nodded in satisfaction and said, "Good, you’re quick learners."
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and thought to himself, "Quick learners my ass! They’re just afraid of dying, that’s the truth!"
"Senior..." came the pitiful voice of the lead ghost.
Huanglong Daoist waved his hand, standing proud and tall, as if a senior reprimanding a junior, and was about to speak.
Just then, Rabbit cried out from the side, "You little ones are really naughty!"
Huanglong Daoist glanced sidelong and saw Rabbit mimicking his posture as well, with an air of aged wisdom as he pointed out to the twelve ghosts, "Let it be. Considering your youthful ignorance, I won’t make things difficult for you. But although your death sentence can be waived, your punishment cannot. If you don’t want to die, then um... umm?"
Then Huanglong Daoist saw Rabbit extend a hand, rubbing his thumb and forefinger together in a sly manner, his expression smug and his eyes shimmering with an ’you know what I mean’ expression, constantly glancing at the twelve ghosts’ Xumi Bags.
Huanglong Daoist was speechless at this sight...
The twelve ghosts were even more baffled, all of them staring at Huanglong Daoist as if asking, "Senior, does what this rabbit said count?"
And then I saw the Rabbit take out a chicken leg, didn’t eat it, but smeared a paw and a face full of grease, then smiled at the Huanglong Daoist.
Gungun too, I had no idea where he got the chicken leg from, held it in his arms, and giggled while looking at the Huanglong Daoist.
Huanglong Daoist, seeing the antics of these two ancestors, wore a helpless look on his face and waved his hand, "Fine, fine, fine!"
Then, the twelve ghosts all looked towards the Rabbit in unison. The lead ghost said, "Rabbit Lord, do you have any orders for us?"
Qin Shou said, "Bring me whatever treasures you have, and also, tell me about the business of hunting the Heavenly God you mentioned earlier. Speak well, and you can keep your treasures. Speak poorly, and you’ll be walking away bare-assed."
The twelve ghosts’ hearts were crumbling at the thought of being robbed by the Rabbit, but upon hearing the latter part, their spirits were immediately lifted, and they began to speak all at once.
"It’s like this, Rabbit Lord!"
"Rabbit Lord, it’s actually about hunting a Heavenly God!"
"Rabbit Lord, that Heavenly God is a chick!"
"Rabbit Lord, Word is, she’s a pretty fine-looking chick!"
"Does Rabbit Lord fancy that sort? How about we brothers capture her for you, to warm your bed?" Ghost Twelve, with the twelve braids, called out.
Hearing this remark, the other ghosts of the Hong He gave him a thumbs-up, then asked in amazement, "Twelve, when did you learn to kiss ass?"
Ghost Twelve blushed...
With these guys chattering away, Qin Shou couldn’t grasp the main point after listening for quite a while and finally yelled, "What’s all this noise? Speak one by one! Never mind, that one... that one with the most braids, you speak!"
Upon hearing this, Ghost Twelve was first stunned, then followed with an ingratiating smile, "There’s not much to it, Rabbit Lord. It’s just that Yao Sanqian let the word out before, saying that he’d found a Heavenly fairy!
However, that fairy has some tricks up her sleeve; the people Yao Sanqian sent out have been chasing her for three days and nights and still haven’t caught her. Just last night, Yao Sanqian announced that he had trapped the fairy in a dead-end and was gathering forces to capture her."
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou cursed, "Bastards, they’re so rough with a fairy."
But it was just a casual curse, then he asked, "Do you know anything about the fairy’s background?"
Ghost Twelve immediately replied, "Not sure about that; Yao Sanqian didn’t make it clear. But I’ve heard that fairy fell out of Three Immortals Road during the grand battle in the Heavenly Court over three hundred years ago. Some also say she ran out when Yao Sanqian blew up the Three Immortals Road.
Anyway, there are many versions, nobody is really sure which one is true."
Qin Shou originally didn’t care about the life and death of a fairy, not because he was callous, but after considering his own strength, going there would just be serving himself on a platter.
As for the Huanglong Daoist? He might seem easy to bully, but in reality, he was simply unwilling to get entangled with the karma associated with Qin Shou. Qin Shou could mess around with him all he wanted, but actually relying on him for help was probably wishful thinking.
After all, once a power reaches the level of the Huanglong Daoist, there is an inherent pride that prevents them from easily inviting karma for others’ sake.
If Qin Shou insisted on going, he would just have to check whether Yao Sanqian knew about him.
If he did, well and good.
If Yao Sanqian was like him, acting like an idiot, that would be terrible.
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