Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 439 - 52 Do you know me? _1

Chapter 439: Chapter 52 Do you know me? _1

He truly regretted acting too soon. If only he had waited for the rabbit to separate from the panda before making a move, wouldn’t he have avoided all this trouble?

Alas...

Unfortunately, there’s no medicine for regret in this world, so he could only pinch his nose and bear it.

After a while, Huanglong Daoist couldn’t hold back any longer and asked, "Rabbit, are you so sure that I won’t kill you?"

Qin Shou wiped the grease from his mouth and said, "If you wanted to kill me, you would have done so long ago, why wait until now? I always felt something was off. With your strength, why such a struggle to catch an Iron-eating Beast? Later, when you sent me to find food, that’s when I really suspected something. You’re an immortal, what do you need to eat for!"

Huanglong Daoist bit into the bird wing in his hand with force and said, "Continue."

Qin Shou said, "I felt you were being off. I came back to check, and there you were, running away like your life depended on it. At that moment, I understood everything. You damn well know who I am, don’t you?"

Huanglong Daoist remained silent.

Qin Shou leaned in closer, and Huanglong Daoist said with a look of disgust, "Get lost, you’re covered in grease, don’t smear it on me! Damn rabbit, why the hell are you using my clothes to wipe your snot? Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo..."

With that shout, Gungun thought he was being called and immediately scampered over, giving him a bear hug and clinging to his legs.

Looking down, Huanglong Daoist had thoughts of death.

A rabbit eating with its paws might just leave a couple of greasy handprints on his clothes; but Gungun was different, hugging his food, his chest, belly, and paws all greasy. That bear hug painted what seemed like a map of South Shanbu Continent on Huanglong Daoist’s legs!

With an ancestor clinging to one leg, Huanglong Daoist completely gave up struggling, lay on the ground, and let those two rascals smear him. But he soon regretted it...

Because...

"Damn rabbit, don’t move!" Huanglong Daoist suddenly sat up, glaring straight at the rabbit.

Qin Shou was also startled, his hands hidden behind his back in a lightning-fast motion, and he looked at Huanglong Daoist with a dumbfounded expression, saying, "What’s wrong?"

"Raise your hands! Let me see!" demanded Huanglong Daoist.

Qin Shou grimaced, his eyes darting around.

Huanglong Daoist quickly spun the rabbit around, and there in the rabbit’s hands was clearly a jade pendant!

The pendant was simple and elegant, with green edges and a yellow-orange dragon in the center. The inner part had Yuan Qi flowing through it, clearly no ordinary object!

Huanglong Daoist scolded, "Damn rabbit, you still steal things?"

Qin Shou said righteously, "What do you mean steal? I just took it to have a look! Just look at your stingy self. What’s wrong with looking at a jade pendant? Did you lose a piece of flesh or something?"

Huanglong Daoist, with his nose almost crooked from anger, said, "You still won’t admit it?"

Qin Shou, unfazed by the pressure, displayed shamelessness to the extreme and said, "Admit what? I, a mere whelp who’s still in the Qi Refining and God Transformation stage, took a jade pendant hanging from the waist of someone who I don’t even know is a Golden Immortal, Great Golden Immortal, or possibly even an Overlord level elder, right under your nose. You wouldn’t know? If you didn’t even notice that, then you might as well be dead, as all those years of cultivation aren’t worth a damn compared to a dog.

I ask you, did you know or not?"

Huanglong Daoist stared at Qin Shou, his eyes filled with lines of text: "Spicy rabbit head, steamed rabbit tail, braised rabbit ribs, rabbit fur socks..."

Yet Huanglong Daoist, still immensely unwilling, nodded, indicating that he knew.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "There you have it! I knew you would know, and indeed you did. So how can this be called stealing? I’m just openly borrowing it to have a look!"

"It’s just that you’re being so stingy, just look at how nervous you get about your jade pendant."

Gungun is leaving! Not hanging around with a stingy ghost anymore, done playing with the iron rooster; let’s go eat some bird!"

Having said that, Qin Shou confidently dragged Gungun off to eat some bird meat. Before they left, Gungun even gave Huanglong Daoist a look of contempt!

Huanglong Daoist sat there alone, a herd of grass mud horses galloping wildly in his heart, cursing inwardly, "Damn it, I was stolen from, and now it’s my fault? What the hell... what kind of world is this?"

I should never have let that damn rabbit release the Iron-eating Beast!

This is truly fucking ridiculous! Who was it that taught me this method of releasing Iron-eating Beasts?

I’ve squatted on Jiuyi Mountain for countless years, just to encounter such a thing? To bring trouble upon myself from my own ancestors?"

No matter what Huanglong Daoist thought, Qin Shou discreetly wiped the sweat beads hidden beneath his hair on his forehead, murmuring to himself, "Damn, that was a close one. I almost got caught red-handed. How is this bastard more alert than Taibai Star Monarch? Looks like next time I still have to use stealth, better use my teeth less..."

After a long silence, Huanglong Daoist finally broke the peace and asked, "Rabbit, you said earlier that my kick was on the level of Huaxia’s soccer team; what kind of level is that?"

Qin Shou said with profound meaning, "A divine level."

Huanglong Daoist nodded, quite satisfied with the rabbit’s answer.

Then the rabbit continued, "It’s like even if a pig played soccer with them, they could still lose miserably..."

Huanglong Daoist shot Qin Shou a murderous look.

But Qin Shou wasn’t afraid at all; he had long known that those who were aware of his flaws wouldn’t harbor evil thoughts against him. Therefore, his courage was unusually strong!

What he feared were those idiots, simple-minded fools who knew nothing but were damn strong, who would beat him to death without considering the consequences, leaving him nowhere to reason.

Without further ado, the next day, Huanglong Daoist was on the road, carrying a rabbit in one hand and an Iron-eating Beast in the other.

Initially, Huanglong Daoist wanted the rabbit to run on its own, but once the rabbit clung to his leg, it wouldn’t let go.

Gungun, not to mention anything else, was exceptionally quick at learning things. If the rabbit clung to the leg, so did he, one on the left and one on the right, creating quite an awkward situation.

Left with no choice, Huanglong Daoist had to carry one in each hand, since neither would agree to be carried alone.

While passing through a forest, Huanglong Daoist ’borrowed’ a carrying pole, two bamboo baskets, and a broad-brimmed hat from the yard of a farmhouse.

And so, the mighty Immortal put on the hat, slung the carrying pole with two baskets on it over his shoulders, with a rabbit on the left and a panda on the right, and off they went.

"Hey Huang, where are we headed to?" Qin Shou asked curiously.

Huanglong Daoist hummed, "Call me senior!"

Qin Shou dismissed it, "Senior my ass, maybe I could be— Hey... Huang, that old man I encountered when I entered Jiuyi Mountain before, was that you?"

"What old man?" Huanglong Daoist asked in surprise.

Qin Shou looked at him, seemingly serious, but he didn’t believe it.

Inside Jiuyi Mountain, that was the ancestral land of Yu-Yu. No outsiders were there. That there was an old Yellow Dragon there was already a rarity; Qin Shou didn’t believe there was anyone else holing up there.