Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 436 - 49 Gungun Rolls On..._1

Chapter 436: Chapter 49 Gungun Rolls On..._1

Others nodded in agreement with Huanglong Daoist’s words.

Then, as Gungun’s mouth got close to Qin Shou, a tongue suddenly shot out and gave him a forceful lick across the face, coating him in slobber and drenching his fur.

Princess Mudan asked in surprise, "Is this really an Iron-eating Beast?"

Emperor Jin said gravely, "Iron-eating Beasts, fond of people, lick them. It seems this Iron-eating Beast has taken a liking to that rabbit..."

Gouyun’s eyes brightened, "Could it be because of the food? This Iron-eating Beast is so small, it must be a cub. Luring a cub with food can indeed deepen the bond. If we could even train it to speak... getting licked by it might be a good thing."

Princess Mudan, Emperor Jin, even Huanglong Daoist all nodded subconsciously. After all, that was an Iron-eating Beast! The steed of the ancient War God Chiyou! Who wouldn’t want to harness such a creature?

However...

"Get lost! Scram... Damn it, my fur’s all wet!"

The rabbit pushed the Iron-eating Beast away with a paw, dragging it to one side, then quickly pulled out a mirror and a comb to organize the clumped fur on its face.

Then they saw the rabbit, pointing at the awe-inspiring Iron-eating Beast coveted by everyone under heaven for its dragon-slaying and phoenix-slaughtering prowess, and cursed, "What are you randomly licking for?

Did you brush your teeth?

Did you rinse your mouth?

Look at all that grease around your mouth, you didn’t even wipe before coming up here!

And lift your leg, I want to see if you’re male or female. If it’s female, forget it, who can resist my charm.

If you’re male, keep your distance from me in the future.

Get lost, don’t come any closer!

Lift your leg!"

Then, including Huanglong Daoist, the group of bystanders watched dumbfounded as the rabbit took out a stick and began training the Iron-eating Beast—as their War God’s mount—like disciplining a grandchild!

What blew their minds even more was that this super ferocious beast from ages past actually complied willingly, just like a docile grandson!

When the rabbit told him to lift a leg, he lifted a leg, and even gave a little shake of the bird underneath!

Everyone looked on with speechless expressions...

Princess Mudan wiped the sweat from her forehead and asked, "Senior, is this really an Iron-eating Beast? Could it be that you’ve made a mistake?"

Huanglong Daoist was also utterly confused and stared at the picture in his hand for a long time before hesitantly saying, "It should be... correct..."

Emperor Jin and Princess Mudan became speechless, wondering if Huanglong Daoist himself was doubting whether he had found the wrong creature.

"Look at how chubby you are, you’d have to roll to run, so from now on, your name will be Gungun!" Qin Shou had no awareness that the creature before him, according to legend, was Chiyou’s mount and incredibly fierce.

But after over twenty years of being immersed in TV, computers, and smartphones, he just couldn’t categorize this adorable being in front of him as a ferocious beast.

So, naturally, Qin Shou treated it just like an Earthly panda named Gungun and officially christened it Gungun!

Huanglong Daoist covered his face with his hand and murmured in a low voice, "Gungun... Gungun?"

Gouyun, not sure whether to cry or laugh, snorted twice and said, "This must be the least intimidating name for a ferocious beast ever..."

Emperor Jin chuckled bitterly, "I’m now a bit curious to see what other tricks this rabbit can pull off."

Even more frustrating for them was that this formidable beast actually accepted the name and even seemed quite happy as it hopped around!

Is this guy really a ferocious beast?

The crowd looked toward Huanglong Daoist again with renewed confusion.

Huanglong Daoist had also realized the significance of the problem. If he let this rabbit continue its antics, the number one ferocious beast would likely be trained into a pet dog, as that damn rabbit had actually gotten a rope around the Iron-eating Beast’s neck—it was looking like the start of a dog-walking routine!

Therefore, no longer able to bear it, Huanglong Daoist stepped forward and said, "The farce is over, Iron-eating Beast. Come with me!"

Upon hearing this, both Qin Shou and Gungun turned their heads to look. They saw Huanglong Daoist stepping through the air, approaching them.

Sun Wukong hurriedly stood by Qin Shou’s side, wielding his Golden Cudgel horizontally and glaring angrily!

The old swindler, not to be outdone, turned and ran, hiding behind a large stone, ready to flee at any moment.

With a calm smile, Huanglong Daoist said, "Iron-eating Beast, come with me and there will be good food. What can you get by following him?"

As he spoke, Huanglong Daoist flipped his hand and a Red Spirit Crystal appeared, saying, "You’re still growing. Eating things containing the Yuan Qi of heaven and earth is good for you."

Upon hearing this, Gungun immediately lifted its head, looking at Huanglong Daoist with doe-eyed cuteness, then licked its lips and moved closer.

Seeing this, the old swindler telepathically said to Qin Shou, "Rabbit! That’s the Iron-eating Beast, Chiyou’s mount! If we could whisk it away, it would definitely fetch a good price!"

Qin Shou gave him a stern look. Sell? How could he sell such a cute creature?

Just look at the roll of fat on its belly; lying on it at night was more comfortable than an innerspring mattress! And it wasn’t slow when it ran; riding out on it would be impressive, parading cuteness around was the perfect chick-magnet!

Faced with the choice between women and money, Qin Shou did not hesitate to choose the ladies.

Lost in his daydream, the Iron-eating Beast had already reached Huanglong Daoist and swallowed the Red Spirit Crystal in one gulp!

Huanglong Daoist laughed in satisfaction and reached out to pat the Iron-eating Beast’s head.

Suddenly, the Iron-eating Beast looked up and snapped its jaws shut in a bite!

Huanglong Daoist got a scare, his eyebrows furrowing. He then took out another Red Spirit Crystal and said with a smile, "I have more here. Want to eat? Let me pet you, and I’ll give it to you."

The Iron-eating Beast slightly lifted its head, glanced at the Red Spirit Crystal in Huanglong Daoist’s palm, then raised its head high, pouted, took a deep breath in, and then exhaled forcefully!

Ptooey!

Thwap!

A Red Spirit Crystal nearly hit Huanglong Daoist’s face! If it weren’t for his profound Daoist magic, allowing him to catch it at the critical moment, he might have been embarrassed.

Perplexed, Huanglong Daoist looked at the Iron-eating Beast and asked, "You don’t like it?"

"Gungun, over here! Yummy things!" That’s when I called out.

The Iron-eating Beast turned around and saw Qin Shou waving a shiny, transparent stick with many tender green leaves on it!

The eyes of the Iron-eating Beast immediately gleamed. It ran over joyfully, pounced on Qin Shou, and started gnawing on the bamboo stick. Qin Shou took the opportunity to mount the Iron-eating Beast’s back, patting its head. The creature, unconcerned with I, continued to eat voraciously.

Qin Shou laughed heartily and flipped Huanglong Daoist the middle finger, saying, "You don’t even know what Gungun likes to eat, and you’re trying to lure a kid away? Go back to preschool and study harder!"

Huanglong Daoist snorted coldly and commanded, "Rabbit, get down!"

As he spoke, Huanglong Daoist waved his sleeve and a force struck at Qin Shou through the air!

Qin Shou also got a scare and yelled, "Run!"

He then felt a gust of wind beneath him and suddenly there was nothing between his legs!

Subsequently, a strong gust of wind hit him head-on, and with a thunk, he was thrown out, smashing into a distant wall like a lump of meat, then sliding down after hanging there for a moment...