Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 43 Is the Rabbit Cowardly? NO! [Extra for Alliance Hierarch Wang Wangshun’s Reverse Subscription]_1

Chapter 43: Chapter 43 Is the Rabbit Cowardly? NO! [Extra for Alliance Hierarch Wang Wangshun’s Reverse Subscription]_1

Qin Shou subconsciously nodded while Chang’e subconsciously shook her head; then, they both glanced at each other. Qin Shou immediately started shaking his head while Chang’e immediately started nodding, and in the end, both simply spun their heads in circles.

Before Mo Lishou was about to explode in anger, Chang’e quickly said, "We’ll take it!"

Mo Lishou’s expression softened slightly as he stated, "You can have it, but I have one condition. Since you are guests of the Flower Mink, you are also my guests. If the Flower Mink is treating you to a meal, I should treat you as well. You can’t take the Demon Subduing Whip away—you must eat it!"

As soon as these words came out, the entire place was in an uproar!

"Eat it?"

"My goodness, although the Demon Subduing Whip isn’t a top-tier magic treasure, as a weapon, the most important quality is its hardness! Eat the whip? How is that possible?"

"Geez, I thought the Heavenly Lord was being so generous, but he was actually waiting for this moment..."

"It’s over; it looks like there’s no chance of getting the whip."

"This is some clever calculation; why didn’t I think of that? If I had given that Rabbit a weapon back then, he wouldn’t have been able to bite through it, and I could have easily taken it back."

Everyone nodded in agreement—no one was optimistic about the Rabbit and Chang’e anymore; they all thought the weapon was definitely not going anywhere.

Mo Lishou watched Qin Shou and Chang’e with a rather proud look and asked, "Do you still want it?"

Chang’e looked toward Qin Shou, "Can you do it?"

Qin Shou, unlike his usual self, adopting a very timid and adorable demeanor, said, "You know, I’ve been having trouble with cavities lately; my teeth aren’t in the best of conditions, and this whip doesn’t look easy to bite into."

Chang’e was taken aback—cavities? Teeth not in good condition? When had she not noticed this?

Upon hearing this, Mo Lishou immediately burst into laughter, saying, "Rabbit, are you chickening out? I think you should at least try; otherwise, you might miss this opportunity entirely."

Qin Shou glanced at the Demon Subduing Whip, looking both greedy and timid, and tentatively asked, "If I eat the whip, you won’t give me any trouble?"

Seeing this, Mo Lishou and the Flower Mink were convinced that Qin Shou couldn’t eat the whip. Mo Lishou laughed heartily, "The Heavenly Lord’s word is his bond; how could I trouble you?"

Qin Shou asked, "Are you sure you want me to eat it?"

"Go ahead! Only if you can manage it!"

"You really want me to eat it?"

"Yes, eat it. I won’t give you trouble."

"I really can eat it? And if it breaks, I don’t have to compensate for it?"

"Go ahead, you won’t owe anything!"

"If I can’t bite it, and just lick it, you won’t be angry, right?"

"Why are you being so naggy, Rabbit? I swear upon Heaven, if you eat this Demon Subduing Whip, I’ll consider it a gift to you, and absolutely won’t give you any trouble! If I break this oath, may my body and spirit be completely destroyed! Are you satisfied now?" Mo Lishou, truly irritated by this dithering Rabbit, swore solemnly to Heaven.

Qin Shou, who had previously hung his ears down, hands crossed in front of his chest, and was slightly bowing his head with a cautious and meek appearance, instantly transformed after Mo Lishou’s words!

Qin Shou’s ears perked up, his chest puffed out, and a wide grin spread across his face, revealing his teeth. He brushed off his nonexistent sleeves and shook off his wimpy demeanor, lifted his small leg, stepped on the instep of a nearby heavenly soldier, and with a brazen gesture, shouted, "In that case, there’s no more to say! Bring on the dish for I, the Rabbit!"

This sudden change dumbfounded everyone; they were all completely baffled by where this foolish Rabbit was getting such confidence from.

"Hey, that silly rabbit, he can’t really think he can eat the Demon Subduing Whip, can he?"

"This rabbit must have left his brain at home, he’s gone bonkers."

"Just waiting to see this rabbit’s front teeth get knocked out by the Demon Subduing Whip, hehe..."

"Heh heh, that counts as avenging one of our grudges, doesn’t it..."

After hearing this, Qin Shou didn’t care at all. Was he dumb? Ha ha... What about those who he tricked into handing over their treasures? Mm... Among the fools, there are always the biggest fools?

Mo Lishou also froze, thinking to himself, could this Rabbit really eat his Demon Subduing Whip?

But then again, it was impossible. Although there were many exotic beasts in the world, some of which could swallow magic treasures and weapons, there has never been any rabbit that could do such a thing! He figured the Rabbit was probably bluffing, just psyching itself up!

So Mo Lishou sneered and said, "Let’s see how long you can keep up this act, here’s the Demon Subduing Whip, take it!"

As he spoke, Mo Lishou threw the golden whip at Qin Shou, who quickly dodged...

What a joke, the handle of the Demon Subduing Whip was almost as thick as he was! With such a huge stick, how could he catch it?

"Hehe, Rabbit, time’s running out. Either start eating quickly or you’ll miss the chance to enter, and if you do, you’ll have to worry about the higher-ups blaming you, and heads will roll," Mo Lishou chuckled.

At the same time, those rogue immortals also started shouting, "Rabbit, eat it, it’s a feast for you!"

"Heh heh, I seem to see a door-tooth flying off."

"You only see one? I see two."

"Greedy Rabbit, you’ve hit a wall this time."

...

They were originally after Chang’e, but they all got tricked by Qin Shou, so naturally, they were not friendly towards him. If they could see him being taken down a notch, that would be the best.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou glared at the rogue immortals and said, "Shut up, whose side are you on?"

As a result, those rogue immortals collectively shifted positions and stood by Mo Lishou’s side, except for Yunkong True Master, who stayed where he was.

Qin Shou looked at the group of smirking fellows on the other side, then at the naïve Yunkong True Master, and sighed, "Fellow Daoist, you’re really something."

Yunkong True Master quickly shook his head and said, "Don’t be agitated, I just didn’t react in time, I’ll come over right now."

Then, under Qin Shou’s annoyed gaze, Yunkong True Master also flew over and stood by Mo Lishou’s side.

Seeing this, Mo Lishou immediately burst into laughter. He had thought these immortals were with Qin Shou, but now even they seemed to have abandoned him, indicating for sure that Qin Shou couldn’t handle the Demon Subduing Whip.

Mo Lishou laughed heartily and said, "Little Rabbit, eat up."

"Eat up!" The Purple Gold Flower Mink also joined in the mockery.

Qin Shou looked at the crowd and sighed, "Ah... if this is what you’re offering me, then I..."

At that point, his listlessness vanished, and he grinned, saying, "won’t stand on ceremony."

Having said that, Qin Shou picked up a golden whip and, opening his mouth wide, bit down on it!

Everyone’s eyes widened at that very moment, staring intently at where his front teeth collided with the golden whip!

The anticipated sound of teeth breaking did not occur. The whip seemed like a tender, crisp bamboo shoot, and with a crunch, the Rabbit bit off a piece!

"What?!" Yunkong True Master, the old immortals, and everyone else’s eyes nearly popped out!

The jaw of the Purple Gold Flower Mink dropped onto Mo Lishou’s shoulder.

Mo Lishou’s eyes and mouth opened wide simultaneously, only to see the Rabbit giving him a sidelong glance and then turning to him with a mischievous smile, opening its mouth wide, as wide as it could!