Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 42 Heavenly Lord: mmp_1

Chapter 42: Chapter 42 Heavenly Lord: mmp_1

So the angry words that were on the tip of his tongue were immediately swallowed back, and he snorted, "Fairy, your rabbit is too vicious. It would be better to bring it out less frequently in the future."

Chang’e was also clever. Seeing Mo Lishou’s change in expression, she immediately guessed the reason and hurriedly bent over to pick up Qin Shou, giving Mo Lishou a slight bow, "Thank you for your concern, Heavenly Lord. If there’s nothing else, we’ll be going."

"The Heavenly Lord is right, fairy. Everything about you is good, except for this rabbit—it’s just too much of a pain! It’s best not to bring it out too often," the other immortals had arrived and Yunkong True Master clamored.

The old immortal retorted, "A gift upon meeting, this is the first time I’ve encountered such a thing. Heavenly Lord, from the sound of it, you’ve been had too, right? What kind of gift did you give? Let us immortals have a look?"

Mo Lishou would have been slightly better off had this topic not come up, but as soon as it was mentioned, he subconsciously touched the Purple Gold Flower Mink behind him that was missing a leg, and his heart was bleeding...

Mo Lishou’s face darkened, unsure of how to reply. He couldn’t possibly say that he’d taken off one of his Flower Mink’s legs to give to the rabbit, could he? That would be too humiliating!

Before Mo Lishou could speak, the Rabbit blurted out, "What do you guys know? The Heavenly Lord is a good person, he upon meeting..."

"Enough!" Upon hearing the Rabbit about to spill the beans, Mo Lishou bellowed, interrupting Qin Shou’s words.

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow, "The Heavenly Lord is right—enough is enough! The gift the Heavenly Lord gave is indeed precious enough. By the way, Heavenly Lord, I’ve heard that you’ve raised your Purple Gold Flower Mink quite well, why not take it out for a walk?"

Upon hearing this, Mo Lishou thought: Damn it all!

It really felt like a hundred thousand damns were galloping across the Gobi Desert; he wanted to slap this damn rabbit to death!

But Mo Lishou still held back...

Nevertheless...

"Heavenly Lord, we’ve also heard that when you were conquering lands to the south and north, the Purple Gold Flower Mink had accrued great merit. The presence of such a divine beast made all other divinities step aside, so majestic was it! Could you let us immortals admire it?" The other immortals unknowingly thought Qin Shou was just egging everyone on and each joined in the teasing.

If it had been any other time, Mo Lishou might have really shown off the Purple Gold Flower Mink in front of the human immortals, but at this moment... all he wanted to do was knead these bastards into a ball and feed them to the dogs!

Mo Lishou snorted coldly, "The festival of the Hungry Ghost Festival is about to start. Are you all still in the mood for this chit-chat? If you’re late, be prepared to be punished!"

Upon hearing this, everyone indeed calculated the time and realized it was a bit pressing.

But not everyone was in a rush. Qin Shou’s eyes twinkled and he called out, "Let’s not ask anymore, the Heavenly Lord has it tough too. It’s not like the rest of you, who have money and can throw something of great value to a beautiful fairy. The Heavenly Lord is poor, he didn’t give anything... alas..."

"Impossible, how could the Heavenly Lord be poorer than us?" someone blurted out instinctively.

As soon as he said this, he covered his mouth and stayed silent, knowing he had misspoken.

However, the way everyone looked at Mo Lishou suddenly turned into the sort of look one gives to a stingy person...

As the saying goes, being scammed alone makes you an idiot, but if everyone’s scammed, then no one can laugh at anyone else, or they’re all idiots.

With this principle in mind, although no one voiced it, they communicated through their eyes that if you don’t give, you’re just stingy, you lack taste, you just don’t understand beauty...

In any case, Mo Lishou felt incredibly uncomfortable being looked at like that, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he just couldn’t take it anymore...

At this moment, the Purple Gold Flower Mink whispered to Mo Lishou, "Master Si, they want a gift, right? I think you can give them your golden whip."

Upon hearing this, Mo Lishou’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Give his weapon to the opponent? Was the Purple Gold Flower Mink’s brain filled with holes? Mo Lishou gave the mink a questioning glance, "Whose side are you on?"

The Purple Gold Flower Mink quickly replied, "Master Si, don’t get agitated now. They want a gift, right? That rabbit has been nagging about eating, hasn’t it? Let’s serve it too. If it can bite through Master Si’s golden whip, then the golden whip is all his. If it can’t, he wouldn’t have the nerve to ask for treasures anymore, right? It’s not that we aren’t giving, it’s just that he can’t swallow it!"

Upon hearing this, Mo Lishou’s eyebrows raised, seemingly finding sense in that!

Otherwise, having a leg pulled off by a rabbit and then presenting another leg to an unknown little immortal – if word spread about that, he would lose all face. If he refused to give, these guys might spout nonsense outside and he would still lose face.

The Purple Gold Flower Mink’s suggestion now seemed extremely reliable. As for the rabbit being able to eat his weapon – Mo Lishou would not believe it even if he was beaten to death!

The Purple Gold Flower Mink continued, "Master Si’s golden whip is a divine treasure, incomparably tough. How could a mere little rabbit manage to bite through it? In this way, we save face while also sending this plague away. Isn’t that killing two birds with one stone?"

Mo Lishou nodded slightly, and then proclaimed loudly, "Fairy Chang’e, and this rabbit, I am not a stingy Heavenly Lord. Since everyone has presented a meeting gift, I naturally won’t be miserly! How about this item!"

While speaking, Mo Lishou took his golden whip off his waist!

"A divine treasure, the Demon Subduing Whip?!" Yunkong True Master blurted out instinctively, his voice several octaves higher!

The others also lost their composure...

An old immortal even exclaimed, "Heavenly Lord, you can’t be joking, right? Your golden whip may not compare to the other Heavenly Lords’ pipa or magic umbrellas, but it is still your close-quarters weapon. With a little less magic but still astonishing power, are you really just giving it away?"

Seeing everyone’s shocked faces, Mo Lishou was quite pleased with himself. Weren’t you all looking down on me just now? With one move, I’ve made your eyes pop out!

Mo Lishou laughed and said, "Since everyone knows the value, then I, the Heavenly Lord, have nothing more to say. Fairy, rabbit, do you want this treasure or not?"

Chang’e immediately shook her head. Joking aside, Mo Lishou was up to no good from the start. She didn’t want his things and didn’t want any more karma.

Qin Shou, however, wasn’t thinking that much. Since they were already enemies, why not take another treasure from him? So he nodded vigorously.

One shaking her head, the other nodding, they exchanged glances, instantly feeling a bit awkward.

Mo Lishou raised his eyebrows and asked, "So, do you want it or not?"

Seeing Qin Shou wanting it, Chang’e thought that since they had already offended Mo Lishou, and he was the one offering, they might as well accept it. It would fulfill the rabbit’s desire, so she nodded.

Qin Shou, seeing Chang’e shake her head, thought it best to consider the young lady’s feelings, so he shook his head.

Then the two looked at each other again, both a bit flustered, each giving the other a sidelong glance as if to ask, "Do you really want it or not?"

Mo Lishou was getting a bit angry and demanded, "Do you want it or not?"

ps: There will be another Chapter this afternoon, a bonus for Alliance Hierarch [Wang Wangshun’s Reverse Enthronement Need]