Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 411 - 24 In My Eyes, They Are All Trashes_1

Chapter 411: Chapter 24 In My Eyes, They Are All Trashes_1

Hearing these words, Qin Shou was also left utterly dumbfounded. He had always felt he was the protagonist of this world, and if he wasn’t, Sun Wukong definitely should have been.

But now, it seemed the number of people in this world with cheats was far more than he had imagined.

This Yao Bofu, becoming an Earthly Immortal at eighteen, what kind of concept is that? Even more freakish and demon-like than the elites in the Immortal Realm!

This guy was simply not human!

Qin Shou seriously suspected that Yao Bofu came from the land of A-san, directly cultivating with some kind of external cheat...

The old swindler, ever startling with his words, added, "Yao Bofu is certainly not of ordinary birth, but what exactly his constitution is, the Yu Family has never said. Everyone thinks he might be like Emperor Shun, naturally virtuous at heart, with the Dao born in his body—a great virtuous Dao Body!"

Qin Shou was a bit lost.

Sun Wukong said, "I’ve heard my master say, all things in the world obtain the Dao from Heaven. Some people are born close to the Dao, and the benefits they receive are endless..."

At this point, Sun Wukong felt a bit embarrassed, and Qin Shou chuckled, "Why don’t you just say it’s you?"

With a sheepish laugh, Sun Wukong continued, "This closeness to the Dao depends on what one is close to. Close to the Dao of fire, one has a fire spirit body; close to the Dao of water, a water virtue body. Of course, these are minor bloodlines and are just so-so."

Getting to this point, Sun Wukong could no longer keep a straight face, and with a couple of irrepressibly cheeky chuckles, seeing the unfriendly expressions on the faces of the two opposite him, he quickly reined it in and quickly said, "Like I, for example, was born close to many great Dao, and these Dao combined to form my bright and astute essence, the Saint War Body. When it comes to understanding the Dao of fighting, if I say I’m second, who would dare claim to be first?"

Qin Shou said, "Stop bragging, we know you’re awesome. Just tell me what this great virtuous Dao Body is all about."

Sun Wukong said, "The great virtuous Dao Body is different from mine. It is naturally endowed with merit, actively approached by the Heavenly Dao. The outrageous thing is, if he can’t see clearly, or scorns to look, the Dao might even strip itself bare, shine a spotlight, and try hard to make him see more clearly!

The most infuriating thing is that if he still doesn’t understand, the Dao might even directly add annotations for him... In short, even a pig, under such nurturing, would ascend to immortality. With such conditions, how could he not be formidable?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou inhaled sharply and cursed, "Damn it, this guy is absolutely cheating!"

The old swindler sighed, "The great virtuous Dao Body, ah, that’s a top-tier Dao Body in the world. As long as he doesn’t die young, becoming an Overlord is expected! So, Rabbit, even though you have the Monkey to help you, facing a great virtuous Dao Body, you can’t be 100% sure of getting the ’Chonghua Sutra.’ Besides, the ’Chonghua Sutra’ was left by Emperor Shun to future generations. Even though Shun has passed away, if he left behind even a slight thought, that would be enough for us to have a hard time. Moreover, apart from the great virtuous Dao Body of Yao Bofu, there also is Gouyun of Wu Yue."

"That Gouyun isn’t also a great virtuous Dao Body, is he?" Qin Shou asked dismally.

The old swindler shook his head and said, "Of course not. A Dao Body of that level like the great virtuous Dao Body can only exist as one at a time. Basically, those freakish Dao Bodies always appear alone; from ancient times to the present, there has never been a pair. So, the more that type of constitution appears, the crappier it is."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou quickly pointed to his own nose, with a sly and mischievous look, and asked, "Then take a look at me, what kind of constitution do I have?"

Sun Wukong and the old swindler both looked at Qin Shou, and after a few minutes of silence, neither spoke.

Qin Shou, puzzled, asked, "Why aren’t you guys talking?"

The old swindler said, "Hmm, you are the only one of your kind. The dregs."

Qin Shou, "Get lost! One look at you and it’s clear you’re blind! Monkey, what do you think?"

Sun Wukong said, "It’s hard to tell, your body is very peculiar. Even my Fiery Eyes Golden Gaze can’t see anything distinctive. But my master mentioned you, he said..."

Qin Shou, thinking he was finally about to understand what he was, eagerly asked, "What did he say?"

Sun Wukong replied with a wry smile, "My master said that you are a troublemaker constitution."

Qin Shou, "..."

The old swindler let out a ’puh’ and burst into laughter, then he couldn’t hold back any longer and laughed heartily, "System of stirring up trouble, haha... actually, it does suit you!"

Qin Shou glared at the old swindler with a dark expression, "Shut up! Laugh one more time, and I’ll bite your clothes!"

The old swindler quickly clamped his mouth shut. If it were anyone else who spoke these words, he certainly wouldn’t take them seriously. With magic treasures protecting him, divine skills shielding him, he wasn’t afraid of anyone biting his clothes... But this Rabbit was an exception. Moreover, the old swindler still felt that it wasn’t the Black Immortal King who ripped his trousers last time, but rather it was this Rabbit’s sneaky trick...

Sun Wukong interrupted, "Stop talking nonsense, what’s the story with that Gouyun?"

The old swindler replied, "Rest assured, that Gouyun doesn’t have any special constitution."

Qin Shou and Sun Wukong both heaved a sigh of relief...

The old swindler immediately added, "However, the background of that Gouyun is indeed very mysterious!"

"Mysterious?" Qin Shou was puzzled. He could understand a mysterious background, but a ’mysterious’ one? Could this word be used like that?

The old swindler nodded, "As far as I know, originally Wu Yue was not a single entity; the Wu Family was the Wu Family, the Yue Family was the Yue Family. Gouyun was from a side branch of the Yue Family, born disabled, a cripple, and his constitution for cultivation was extremely poor. At the age of twelve, he barely sensed the existence of Yuan Qi. While others were already pulling Qi into their bodies, he was still figuring out Essence Refining. Yet, such a useless person, after disappearing for a month, suddenly came back strong.

With a single dagger, he swept through the heroes of the contemporary Yue Family and claimed the top position.

Then at the big competition between the two families of Wu Yue, he swept through the heroes of the Wu Family and, with just himself and a dagger, went toe-to-toe with the Wu Family’s head for three strikes without dying. And he was only twelve years old! The head of the Wu Family was already an Earthly Immortal!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou and Sun Wukong both exclaimed, "How is that possible?"

A month! Could someone really confront an Earthly Immortal in just a month? When did Earthly Immortals become so worthless?

Even with a great virtue constitution, it shouldn’t be that monstrous!

No wonder the old swindler called Gouyun ’mysterious’.

The old swindler continued, "What happened afterward is unknown, but about three years later, Wu Yue suddenly declared a merger to the outside world and jointly promoted Gouyun as Young Master of Wu Yue, the future heir to the position of joint head of both families."

Qin Shou and Sun Wukong were both bewildered. In three years, a youth jointly leading two major clans? This is way too fantastical, right? Even protagonists in novels wouldn’t dare to be written like that, would they?

The old swindler said, "No one knows what happened in those three years, so in the Jiangnan area, when speaking of geniuses, there are but these two: the virtuous Yao Bofu and the mysterious main Gouyun."

Qin Shou grimaced, "Monkey, are you confident you can take them down?"

Sun Wukong smacked his lips, "If they are just at the realm of Earthly Immortals, I can kill a bunch with one swing of my stick."

The old swindler replied, "They could too."

Sun Wukong was speechless...

The old swindler asked Qin Shou, "Rabbit, now, do you still want to go after the ’Chonghua Sutra’?"

If they were on the moon, and the old swindler asked Qin Shou like this, Qin Shou would surely say, forget it, forget it, life is precious.

But now...

Qin Shou looked up at the sky, although it was daytime, and he couldn’t see the moon, he knew it was there, and she was there too...

So Qin Shou grinned, revealing a set of snow-white shiny big buckteeth, and said with a laugh, "Go! Of course, we’ll go! No matter how awesome they are, in my eyes, they’re all trash!"