Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 403 - 16 The Monkey Comes Out [Part 2]_1
Chapter 403: Chapter 16 The Monkey Comes Out [Part 2]_1
Watching the spirit paste being bitten more and more ragged, finally, a sigh arose, "Rabbit, why must you do this?"
Qin Shou turned his head and saw a bald-headed monk appear beside him. Only then did Qin Shou remember what was mentioned in the original work, that it wasn’t just the spirit paste suppressing the Monkey; there were the God of Land, Mountain God, and the Supervising Deity General!
Seeing the radiant light shining off this fellow’s head, it was obviously the Supervising Deity General sent from Spirit Mountain!
Qin Shou didn’t even have time to swallow the spirit paste in his mouth and without a second word, pointed down the mountain and mumbled, "Quick... quick... go save people!"
"I am just a spiritual entity, I have no strength to fight. Now that the Immortal Realm’s gates are closed, I cannot descend in my true form, I’ve also lost contact with Spirit Mountain..." said the Supervising Deity General.
Qin Shou heard this, gave an ’oh’ sound, and ignored him, continuing to eat the spirit paste.
As a third of the spirit paste was eaten away, the Deity General sighed helplessly, "Rabbit, please show some mercy."
Qin Shou said, "If I show mercy, and the people below die, can you resurrect them? If you can’t, then shut up!"
The Deity General said, "If the Monkey is released ahead of time, with no one to suppress him, I fear it will be a disaster for the world."
Qin Shou looked up and said, "To hell with that! Do you believe if he doesn’t come out today, I will become that disaster?"
In fact, Qin Shou was just venting his frustration with those words. In his view, pinning unfounded labels on others before anything even happened was nothing but hooliganism! Besides, facts had proved that Sun Wukong had loyalty and righteousness, not the source of any disaster. Even if he did not journey to the Western Heaven, he would probably just be showing off with his fellow monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.
However, as Qin Shou only said this casually, the Deity General was startled and quickly said, "Alright, alright, let him out then."
After speaking, the remaining spirit paste flew up.
Qin Shou was startled and asked, "What do you mean? Do you think I’m more harmful than he is?"
The Deity General coughed dryly and said, "The Monkey has already been released, please, kind sir, shed less blood and harbor more kind thoughts."
After saying this, the Deity General flew up into the sky with the spirit paste, as if to leave.
Qin Shou hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute!"
The Deity General looked at Qin Shou in puzzlement, "Rabbit, is there anything else?"
Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Something is not right. This spirit paste was made by Tathagata Buddha. I’ve eaten so much of it, so why does it feel like I’m eating sawdust? There’s not a bit of Yuan Qi in it?"
With a chuckle, the Deity General waved his hand, and the spirit paste suddenly shrank to the size of a palm, saying, "This is the true form. What you just ate was merely a protective shell. That really was made of sawdust..."
Qin Shou picked up a stone and hurled it towards the sky!
The Deity General turned tail and ran, disappearing in an instant.
Qin Shou wasn’t sure where the Deity General had gone; after all, the Immortal Realm’s gates were already closed, and the Deity General was nothing but a sliver of consciousness, with a piece of spirit paste. Probably, he’d find a place to hibernate and wait for the heavenly gate to open.
Having torn the spirit paste, Qin Shou stood on the mountain top and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Monkey kid! That bastard bullied me; you go beat him up! Leave him alive!"
At the same time, Sun Wukong had just sat down below the Five Fingers Mountain, dug in his ear and chuckled, "Did you hear that? Someone wants me to beat you up."
Upon hearing this, the Black Immortal King found the voice all too familiar; it was that rabbit!
With a cough, the Black Immortal King turned and ran!
Seeing this, Sun Wukong chuckled, leaped up, and appeared in front of the Black Coal Spirit. With his back to the spirit, he asked, "Where you going?"
The Black Immortal King turned around again, only to find Sun Wukong still with his back to him, digging in his ear and saying, "Haven’t cleaned my ears in too many years, they’re all blocked up, can’t even get my treasures out. Hang on, don’t rush."
The Black Immortal King turned around again, only to see the monkey’s back!
Realizing he couldn’t escape, the Black Immortal King let out a furious roar as the magic wheel behind him flared up to the size of a house and crashed down with full force towards the monkey’s head!
"Be careful!" old Liu and the others at the base of the mountain shouted one after another.
The old scammer, on the other hand, wasn’t worried at all. He yawned, and didn’t forget to change his pants... Obviously, he knew very well that if he didn’t take advantage of the moment everyone was watching the big show to change his trousers, he’d be embarrassed once they all reacted.
Sun Wukong didn’t move either, just digging in his ear!
As the magic wheel smashed down onto the monkey’s head, there was a clang and sparks flew everywhere! The monkey’s head didn’t even budge!
Instead, the magic wheel was directly blown away!
Only then did Sun Wukong turn his head and glanced at the bewildered Black Immortal King and said, "Hey... give it some effort! No one has given me a good massage for so many years!"
When the Black Immortal King heard this, it was as if he had suffered a great insult, his eyeballs turned red, and with a roar, he jumped back, the magic wheel spinning rapidly as he formed more than a dozen hand seals, saying in a sinister voice, "Damn monkey, you really think I’m afraid of you? Try this move! Swallow the Sea!"
The giant magic wheel spun faster and faster, creating whirlwinds of suction within!
A whirlwind arose between heaven and earth, and all the Yuan Qi of heaven and earth was sucked in, starting with the Yuan Qi and then grass, petals, bugs, birds...
Seconds later, it was a storm of flying sand and rocks, and trees were uprooted from the ground!
No matter how large the object, it was torn to pieces by the terrifying distortion and sucking power near the ring!
Without exception!
The people below Five Fingers Mountain cried out in alarm, about to be sucked into the sky!
Just then, Sun Wukong slapped his palm and said, "Down you go!"
The people were instantly dropped to the ground, immobile regardless of the sucking force. They finally heaved a sigh of relief, looking at Sun Wukong as if he were a living immortal. Even the village chief had already taken the lead in kneeling down and worshipping.
Sun Wukong casually grabbed a blade of grass, picked his teeth with it, then put it in his mouth, looking lazily at the Black Immortal King using his magic, as if the target of the Black Immortal King’s attack wasn’t him.
The Black Immortal King, seeing this, became even more furious, constantly increasing his power in an attempt to move the monkey, but he couldn’t even make the blade of grass in the monkey’s mouth budge, not even a shake!
Now the Black Immortal King was truly scared...
At that moment, a cheer came from the sky: "Here I come!"
The Black Immortal King was startled and thought to himself: "Someone above me? Damn, an unexpected gain!"
Looking up, the Black Immortal King saw a rabbit dropping down, then getting sucked straight into the center of the spinning wheel by the suction force, where it started to roll around and let out strange cries...
The Black Immortal King huffed, "Can’t kill the monkey, but killing a rabbit is good too!"
But then he saw the rabbit suddenly open its mouth wide, and the Black Immortal King was dumbstruck! All the Yuan Qi sucked in from the surroundings was intercepted by this mouth on its way!
After being chewed up by the wheel, all those objects were eaten by the rabbit without discrimination of whether they were edible or not!
What’s more outrageous is that because all those things were chewed up by the wheel, the rabbit didn’t even need to move its jaw, just opened its mouth wide allowing all that Yuan Qi and miscellaneous stuff to go straight down its gullet and into its stomach!
"I’ll stuff you to death!" bellowed the Black Immortal King.
Hearing this, Sun Wukong simply yawned and lay on his Somersault Cloud, saying, "I support you in spirit, keep going! Stuff him to death! Don’t stop, if you do, I’ll hit you!"
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