Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 402 - 15 The Monkey Comes Out [Part 1]_1

Chapter 402: Chapter 15 The Monkey Comes Out [Part 1]_1

Black Coal Spirit wasn’t so foolish, either, and sneered, "Do you really think I don’t know who you are? Aren’t you just the monkey who fell from the sky? No matter how imposing you once were, now you’re nothing more than a piece of waste that can’t move under the mountain!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong became furious, looked up at Black Coal Spirit, and said, "You winged rat, do you really think I can’t deal with you?"

Black Coal Spirit burst out laughing and said, "If you could deal with me, would I still be standing here safe and sound? Save it, I’m not listening to your bullshit. If you’re really capable, just try to kill me! I’ll stand right here, and if I frown even the slightest, I’ll acknowledge you as my grandfather!"

Sun Wukong was most afraid of this kind of headstrong fool. If it had been someone a little more sly, afraid of karma or something, they would probably know of Sun Wukong’s reputation or background and beat it. It’s really unnecessary to attract such big karma for a few mortals and an old swindler.

But it seemed that Black Coal Spirit was indeed a headstrong fool who didn’t have any heritage, a demon that had stumbled upon a cultivation method without knowing to fear karma, thinking all that mattered was being stronger than his opponent right now.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly and commanded, "I, Sun Wukong, don’t kill nameless nobodies. State your name!"

Black Coal Spirit said proudly, "Listen well, today’s slayer, the one from Yifang Mountain, Black Immortal Cave, is none other than the Black Immortal King!"

With those words, the old swindler immediately pulled out a notebook and, with the flair of a dragon-snake-like brush, wrote down the name.

Old Liu whispered, "Immortal, what are you doing?"

The old swindler replied seriously, "Can’t beat him now, so I’m taking note. Later on, when the opportunity arises, I’ll go down to the Netherworld and beat up his ancestors!"

Old Liu: "..."

At that moment, the Black Immortal King looked toward the old swindler, subconsciously touched his bottom, and then, with a gloomy face, said, "Old coot, just now, that baldy almost ruined my innocence with his stick. Today, I must flay you and have you breed a litter of demon offspring for me!"

The old swindler, on hearing this, almost rolled his eyes out of their sockets, his face turning shades of red and white... Without being the one implicated, one can’t begin to understand the embarrassment of being pursued so persistently by a homosexual to bear monkey children.

Sun Wukong, overhearing this, glanced at the old swindler and said, "Hey! He’s here for you; it’s just giving birth, it won’t kill you. Why don’t you just give in?"

The old swindler, upon hearing this, beat his chest and stamped his feet, exclaiming, "Nonsense! Even if I have to smash my head and die today, I will not give in to him!"

The Black Immortal King appeared unconcerned and replied, "Even dead, you will do. As long as the body is intact, that’s fine. After use, just freeze it; when I want to use it again, I can. It’s actually more convenient."

The old swindler was dumbfounded; he pointed at the Black Immortal King for a long time, and finally managed to spit out a single word—Damn!

The Black Immortal King seemed quite pleased and nodded, "Exactly, just like grass."

The old swindler looked at Sun Wukong, while Wukong cleared his throat and said, "We’re not close."

Before the old swindler could reply, the Black Immortal King burst into laughter, "Haha... I knew it, you monkey are all talk! Boasting that you’d kill me? Pah!"

Sun Wukong cast a sidelong glance at the Black Immortal King and said, "You’d best not be so arrogant."

"What’s wrong if I’m arrogant? How arrogant I am? What can you do to me? Damn monkey, you’re already in this state and still trying to scare me? I stand here today, arrogant as I am, scolding you as I am, what can you do about it?"

Sun Wukong nodded and then his monkey head began to rise, followed by his hands stretching out from under the mountain. With a push, he managed to climb out, sat down at the base of the mountain, and shook his wrists, asking, "What was it you were saying just now?"

At that moment, the old swindler, old Liu, and the other villagers were all stunned!

The Black Immortal King, still boasting proudly in the sky, was also dumbfounded. Standing there with his mouth agape, he stared at Sun Wukong and exclaimed, "You... escaped?!"

Let’s rewind time to the moment when the old swindler came down.

After splitting up with the old swindler, one dashed down the mountain to search for the monkey, while the other raced up the mountain looking for the spiritual seal that suppressed the giant mountain.

In the rabbit’s memory, television dramas made it clear—Tang Sanzang, as an ordinary person, climbed up the Five Fingers Mountain, found a spirit paste which wasn’t very big. After bowing to it and saying some devout words, he simply reached out and peeled it off. The process looked extremely easy...

But now, Qin Shou just wanted to curse loudly, "Damn it! TV shows are all lies! What happened to easily peeling it off? How come it’s so huge?!"

High up on the towering mountain peak lay a spirit paste so enormous that it was indeterminate in size yet sufficient to suppress the entire mountain beneath it!

At that instant, Qin Shou had only one thought: it wasn’t the mountain that was heavy, it was the spirit paste!

On the spirit paste, there were several large characters!

Just a moment ago, it read the Buddhist Six True Words mantra: Om, Ma, Ni, Ba, Mei, Hong!

But the next moment, as quickly as Qin Shou blinked his eyes, the characters changed to: "Try moving me, I dare you!"

With Qin Shou’s fiery temper, he might have actually paid his respects if it were just the Six True Words, since he had seen the Tathagata Buddha at the council, who was truly a Buddha, very amiable. But now, seeing these six characters, his anger flared instantly!

Qin Shou was the type of person who, when confronted with tremendous evil, would instantly cower and run if he couldn’t defeat it. However, if faced with the possessions of a tremendously evil being, and that being wasn’t present, he’d take the approach of "Smash first, talk later," no matter who owned it!

So, Qin Shou rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "Just a piece of spirit paste, and you’re this arrogant? I won’t stoop to your level for now. A demon below is about to kill people. If you truly have a heart of compassion, get lost right away, let the Monkey come out to subdue demons and save the troubled. If not, I won’t waste words with you. If you know what’s good for you, scram on your own! If not, I’ll personally take action and make you sport Tathagata’s swollen-headed hairstyle! And if you still don’t leave, I wouldn’t mind having a refreshing snack!"

The spirit paste, either due to insufficient sentience, not as alert as the Yellow Book, lacking self-awareness; or because its self-awareness was too stubborn, simply ignored Qin Shou’s threats.

In any case, the spirit paste remained silent.

Upon seeing that, Qin Shou immediately grew furious, thinking to himself, "Does it matter what the hell it is? People below are waiting for his rescue!"

Consequently, Qin Shou opened his mouth wide, performed a Dharma Change, and transformed into a gigantic rabbit, a hundred meters tall. He pounced onto the spirit paste and began gnawing at it!

With one bite, a Buddha light shone from the spirit paste, but it hadn’t properly manifested when the rabbit shattered it with a single bite, and then proceeded to chew one hole after another in the spirit paste!

Crunch, crunch... In a short while, a large chunk of the spirit paste was eaten away!

Finally, the spirit paste lost its calm and emitted Buddha lights, attempting to blast Qin Shou away!

Alas, the rabbit’s tough teeth were leading the charge, biting whatever came at him, truly possessing an invincible fervor akin to a general angrily leading his troops to victory!