Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 37 If I Die, Fellow Daoist Must Die Too_1

Chapter 37: Chapter 37 If I Die, Fellow Daoist Must Die Too_1

Then the other rogue immortals followed suit, and for a moment, the sky was filled with magic treasures, brilliant and dazzling, nearly blinding Qin Shou!

Chang’e covered her little mouth with a look of disbelief on her face. She never imagined that magic treasures could come so easily! Although it was a bit dishonorable, she didn’t care about losing face if it could extend Qin Shou’s lifespan and cure his illness.

Qin Shou didn’t care about all that. To survive, he wanted as many magic treasures as he could get!

However, Qin Shou also discovered that the Sea-blue Stone, the Taiyi Profound Gold, and the like didn’t provide as much Yuan Qi as they were hyped up to. They didn’t even come close to the worst magic treasures from Taibai Star Monarch’s private stash, let alone Wu Gang’s belt...

Qin Shou understood that these rogue immortals were the lowest of the low and wouldn’t have anything too good. Even if they did, they wouldn’t truly give it away just to woo a girl. Most of what they threw at him was probably something useless to them but somewhat valuable to him.

But Qin Shou didn’t mind. He welcomed all comers!

What made Qin Shou even happier was...

Out of nowhere, an old immortal shouted at a deity general passing by in the distance, "Hey, isn’t that Master Liu? Come over here, we’ve got a good show going on."

Master Liu, unaware of the trap, became interested and came over with a big grin, asking, "What’s this good show? And hey, what a beautiful fairy!"

Then a rabbit stretched out its paw and said, "Pretty, right? Everyone comes here to see the fairy and they all pay. You’ve come, so you’ve got to leave something behind, right?"

Master Liu was dumbfounded. Following this, other tricked rogue immortals—driven by the mentality that if one of them was going down, the others must go down too—rushed over. They said all sorts of things, like how seeing a fairy meant you had to give a gift, and if you didn’t give a gift you’d lose face; even the Barefoot Immortal had given a gift, and so on...

In a nutshell, Master Liu was promptly put on the spot, and according to the crowd, if he didn’t give something to the rabbit, he’d be branded a miser, small-minded, a shameless scoundrel... Basically, losing face and getting despised was a certainty.

As an immortal, what he cared about most was his reputation, so he knew he had been duped by these bastards! With tears in his heart, he very reluctantly handed over a magic treasure to Qin Shou.

Qin Shou took it in his hand and happily went to the side to taste his new acquisition.

But Master Liu couldn’t suppress his anger any longer, and then his shout thundered, "You old ghost, take my palm! You damn fool, got tricked and now you’re tricking this Immortal Master?"

"Wahaha... if I must die, why should my fellow immortals be carefree? Haha..."

"I’ll kill you!"

"Wait a second, isn’t that Three Seconds Master?" the old immortal suddenly exclaimed.

Master Liu paused and replied, "Eh, I think it is, um... Huh?"

"Hehe..."

"Hehe..."

After a while, once Three Seconds Master had presented his gift, a great chase ensued, and before long, he and the two tricksters were being chased by others...

It wasn’t just the old immortal and Master Liu; the others also adopted the attitude that if one was going to be a fool, they might as well all be fools together, so no one could mock the others. Anyone passing by, whether recognized or not, got lured over, and then the expanse of stars became lively, with chaos erupting everywhere...

The instigators of it all, Qin Shou and Chang’e, seeing this, exchanged glances and quickly ran away.

When the rogue immortals realized the rabbit and the beautiful woman had both fled, they came to their senses. Looking at each other, they unanimously declared, "We mustn’t speak of today’s swindling to anyone!"

"Won’t say a word, swear on my life!" Master Liu huffed.

"But whenever I think of that rabbit, I just get so angry! It seems like he swallowed all our stuff!" Yunkong True Master exclaimed.

"Exactly, a bunch of old fogeys like us got tricked by a little bunny. It’s embarrassing to even talk about!"

"Then let’s not talk about it. We’ll find an opportunity to deal with that rabbit later."

"Right, that’s the plan!"

...

"I always thought Immortals were all about being dignified and serious. I never expected these guys to act so low when they want to, I’m really impressed," Qin Shou remarked.

Chang’e patted her chest and said, "I didn’t expect it to be like this either. It’s simply... incredibly unbelievable. But from now on, you’re not allowed to mess around. I was scared to death just now; I really feared those Immortals would lose their temper and obliterate you on the spot."

Qin Shou casually replied, "Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing."

After this incident, Qin Shou indeed understood. He realized he had overestimated the Immortals. They still hadn’t abandoned their emotions, they still liked beautiful things, these people—they were still human, not unfeeling automatons! From another perspective, Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief. He had been really afraid of encountering a group of flesh-and-blood robot Immortals; had that been the case, this world would have been too terrifying.

Since they were still human, Qin Shou wasn’t afraid anymore. When it came to understanding men, he definitely knew more than Chang’e.

While the two were talking, they walked through a cloud of mist, and a grand and majestic scene entered their view.

Qin Shou’s eyes nearly bulged to their largest involuntarily! He cracked a grin and muttered to himself, "Damn, why didn’t I bring a phone with me when I traveled through time? Otherwise, posting this on my social media would be enough to brag for a lifetime!"

Even Chang’e was so shocked that she covered her mouth, her face showing utter disbelief.

In the cold, pitch-black void, a giant heavenly gate was planted, towering so high Qin Shou couldn’t see the top when he looked up after approaching!

Eighteen pillars in total, each one shimmering with flowing light, dragons flying and phoenixes dancing, majestic and imposing!

From a distance, one could see the big characters on the gate, as dazzling as the sun among the stars—Southern Gate!

"Is this the Southern Gate? I wonder how much Yuan Qi I could replenish after eating it," Qin Shou pondered, smacking his lips.

As the saying goes, after eating and drinking one’s fill thoughts turn to other desires. Right now, Qin Shou was always on the verge of starvation, so eating was the greatest thing on his mind.

Chang’e, on the other hand, gasped in amazement and said, "What a huge gate..."

Qin Shou shook his head slightly. Women, always judging by appearances, never by essence. What’s the use of a big gate if you can’t eat it?

"Halt, who goes there! This is the Southern Gate, entry is not permitted without authorization!" A loud shout suddenly came, jolting the two whispering people awake.

Chang’e turned pale with fright, nearly collapsing...

Qin Shou was alright; he just found the voice annoying. However, seeing Chang’e so spooked, he instantly became angry. But he understood that when one lacked the strength to fight, it was best to play it cool and avoid trouble to live longer.

Chang’e had suffered enough already, so he decided not to add to her troubles. In his mind, he thought, "Which family’s loudspeaker came loose and grew a spirit? What’s all the shouting for?"

Meanwhile, Qin Shou saw a Deity General standing still beneath the Southern Gate, motionless like a statue, radiating supreme authority.