Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 35 Four Seas Spicy Crayfish Essence_1

Chapter 35: Chapter 35 Four Seas Spicy Crayfish Essence_1

Three people flew together, chatting along the way, and Qin Shou found himself gaining a deeper understanding of this world, listening with great interest.

Meanwhile, an old monk blocked the Barefoot Immortal’s path.

"Amitabha, Immortal, please hold a moment," said the old monk with a smile.

The Barefoot Immortal said helplessly, "You old fellow, you sure have quick feet."

The monk replied, "Immortal, I won’t beat around the bush, I’ll just ask you one thing, what’s the deal with that rabbit? Others may not know, but I’ve heard some news..."

"What’s the deal, can’t you see for yourself?" said the Barefoot Immortal, laughing it off.

The old monk shook his head and said, "The rabbit’s Heavenly secrets are in disorder; even I cannot see clearly. But I’ve heard that the Ascension Bridge has been tampered with, someone saw the rabbit on the moon. Recently, when Taibai Star Monarch came back to report at the Lingxiao Hall, he also mentioned a rabbit. It’s said that the Jade Emperor’s attitude was quite strange, different from usual. You, who usually don’t go through the Southern Gate, suddenly went over there, so it makes one wonder," stated the old monk.

The Barefoot Immortal gave a thumbs-up and said, "Impressive, you’re a monk who doesn’t chant scriptures, instead spending all day thinking so much, don’t you get tired?"

"Tired, yes, but with doubts in my heart, I always want to figure them out," asked the old monk.

The Barefoot Immortal shook his head and said, "If you can’t fathom it, stop trying and just let it be."

"Why do I feel like you have a connection with him?" squinted the old Monk.

The Barefoot Immortal smiled and said, "Meeting is destiny; running into him also counts as a connection, right?"

The old monk nodded and said, "I’ll take your word for it then."

Feeling helpless, the Barefoot Immortal pondered a bit, and then added, "Old fellow, as we are both in this together, I’ll give you a piece of advice: stay away from the rabbit."

After speaking, the Barefoot Immortal turned into a beam of yellow light and left.

The old monk was slightly startled and then shook his head and said, "I’m just curious, not looking to create cause and effect. But what on earth is the background of this rabbit... that someone dared to defy the taboo of the Heavenly Court and mess with the Ascension Bridge, it’s troubling... I just hope that the world doesn’t get into chaos, Amitabha..."

At the same time, there was some commotion on Qin Shou’s end.

"Eh? That place is bustling, with shrimp soldiers and crab generals clearing the way, a dragon boat as the mount, are those the Four Seas Dragon Kings up there?" Chang’e suddenly exclaimed in surprise, looking at the giant dragon boat in the distance. Wherever the dragon boat went, all rogue immortals immediately scattered out of the way, not daring to block.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou also stood up and looked into the distance.

He saw in the starry sky a colossal dragon-headed warship, like a cruise liner, dragging a blue water trail, speeding past!

In the blink of an eye, it was right in front of them!

Yunkong True Master hurriedly motioned to Chang’e to step aside.

The two of them moved to the side, and Qin Shou could clearly see the people on the boat. There were countless shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and atop the boat was a golden jade table surrounded by four individuals with dragon heads and bodies clad in dragon robes.

Qin Shou recognized this scene; it was how the Dragon Kings were dressed in TV dramas! Could it be that the real Four Seas Dragon Kings had arrived?

Yunkong True Master said, "Fairy has sharp eyes; those are indeed the Four Seas Dragon Kings. However, those shrimp soldiers and crab generals are not real; they are attendants brought forth by the Four Seas’ dragon boat magic treasure, possessing powerful combat puppets. After all, they are ascending to the Heavenly Court. If they brought real shrimp soldiers and crab generals, wouldn’t it be like rebelling?"

Chang’e suddenly realized...

Qin Shou sighed, "Being so ugly and still strutting around, it must be tough for them."

As soon as these words came out, Yunkong True Master shivered with fright and hastily dodged, fearing that these words might bring trouble upon himself.

At the same time, the Four Dragon Kings, who were chatting on the dragon boat, simultaneously turned their heads and looked over!

Four individuals, their eyes large and piercing, exuding immense authority!

Chang’e instinctively wanted to protect Qin Shou, who had not anticipated that these guys had such good hearing! But Qin Shou was not afraid, instead, he chuckled and puffed out his chest with pride!

The Four Seas Dragon King were also beings whom Wu Gang specifically mentioned as fair game for teasing, and even noted, "Tease away, I’ve got your back if anything happens!"

Although the relationship between Qin Shou and Wu Gang had always been complex, both understood that the moon was too lonely. Rather than calling them enemies, it was more like self-entertainment...

The two were more like a special kind of friends with no regard for age difference; when together, they could fight up to the heavens, but when apart...

In the end, they were just a few unlucky souls on the moon who still cared a lot about each other.

So, if Wu Gang teased them, Qin Shou naturally wouldn’t let it slide, especially since there was no danger.

Qin Shou puffed out his chest confidently, and suddenly the four Dragon Kings, as if they had seen a ghost, cried out in alarm, turned their heads, and the dragon boat suddenly sped up and zoomed away...

Qin Shou was completely baffled; he hadn’t done anything, so why had the others run away? Could it be the token? Nope, it couldn’t be, since along the way, only the Barefoot Immortal took some interest in the token, everyone else had no reaction at all. Could it be the line on the token? That seemed to be something the Barefoot Immortal used to fish for dragons...

Scratching his head, Qin Shou said, "Are you sure they are the Four Seas Dragon King? And not some spicy little crayfish spirits pretending to be them?"

Yunkong True Master hadn’t expected that even the great Four Seas Dragon King would run away faster than a rabbit upon seeing Qin Shou and Chang’e. He too was dumbfounded. However, being clever, he realized that if even the Four Seas Dragon King were so wary and afraid of them, they couldn’t be ordinary. And so, when he looked at Qin Shou and Chang’e again, he didn’t dare have any improper thoughts and humbly began to act as a guide...

Qin Shou thought that all the messy situations had finally come to an end.

But then, he underestimated Chang’e’s charm...

They had only walked a little while when an immortal riding a peacock flew past in front of Qin Shou, tossing them a very showy view of his straight back.

Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal. After all, immortals fly about, and there aren’t any roads in the sky, so everyone flies freely.

But then, the problem arose—this show-off flew past them again after a while...

Qin Shou just kept watching, and after a while, unable to hold back, he shouted, "Where exactly are you going? Why keep flying back and forth in front of us? Showing off your backside?"

Upon hearing this, the immortal’s face turned red and he coughed awkwardly, saying, "I’m lost, lost. Excuse me, how do I get to the Southern Gate?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes upon hearing this and asked Yunkong True Master, "Are all of you immortals blind? How can you not see such a big gate?"

Yunkong True Master chuckled and said, "Selective blindness..."

The immortal riding the peacock immediately turned as red as a monkey’s butt.

"Alright, enough with the showboating, don’t even think about trying to charm her; just get as far away as possible. If you have the nerve to sidle over here, Yunkong, you tell him the rules!" Qin Shou said, waving his hand dismissively.

Yunkong True Master was taken aback, wondering when he became someone’s footman. But it seemed being a footman might be a bit closer than trailing behind someone else’s rear end...