Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 34 Are You Saying It’s Hard?_1

Chapter 34: Chapter 34 Are You Saying It’s Hard?_1

Qin Shou dismissively said, "Malicious? What can he do? We’ve been invited to a grand banquet by the Heavenly Court. If anything untoward were to happen, and the Heavenly Court were to assign blame, not even a Great Golden Immortal would be enough to escape punishment, right?"

Chang’e pursed her lips and smiled, "You... alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. Let’s hurry on."

Qin Shou nodded...

But they had barely walked a few steps when...

"This fairy is indeed charming. I am Yunkong True Master from Yunkong Mountain. May I have the honor of learning the fairy’s Taoist name?" A dashing young man in a blue robe, Blacky, sat upon a white goose and elegantly approached, flying side by side with Chang’e.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s ears immediately pricked up in vigilance, and he thought sourly, "Look at this show-off, fluttering about. Real men ride cranes; why don’t you ride a chicken instead? What a sissy..."

No matter what Qin Shou thought, he had to admit, the man was indeed handsome... And regardless of his ulterior motives, he had approached boldly and openly, so Qin Shou couldn’t just send him away outright.

"So it’s Yunkong True Master. I’m the little fairy Chang’e. Greetings," Chang’e replied with a light smile and a nod, her every move full of polite grace yet maintaining a subtle distance, preventing any misunderstanding without making one feel snubbed by her.

Qin Shou silently marveled, Chang’e was indeed better at dealing with people than he was!

Yunkong True Master didn’t expect Chang’e to truly give her name, and was instantly overjoyed. Just as he was about to say something, the rabbit in Chang’e’s arms suddenly spoke up.

"Yunkong True Master from Yunkong Mountain, huh? Do you not bring gifts when flirting with a lady?"

Yunkong True Master was startled; in all his years of cultivation, he had never encountered such a shameless creature! Asking for a gift upon first meeting—how brazen!

Seeing Yunkong True Master in a daze, Qin Shou humphed, "Did you see the Barefoot Immortal who just left? He brought a gift when he came to chat me up. Don’t tell me you’re more impressive than the Barefoot Immortal and don’t need to bring a gift when meeting someone."

Seeing that Yunkong True Master couldn’t be driven away, Qin Shou figured that his sister shouldn’t just talk to him for nothing; there had to be a price to pay.

Yunkong True Master got a scare when he heard this!

The status of the Barefoot Immortal was far higher than what Qin Shou imagined!

In the Heavenly Court, Level One is just a tea set for Heaven and Earth, while a Golden Immortal and a Great Golden Immortal have a gap as wide as Level Nine Heaven!

And Yunkong True Master was merely a Human Immortal. A Human Immortal facing a Great Golden Immortal? His legs were trembling...

Not to mention comparing himself to the Barefoot Immortal, he wouldn’t dare to utter a single word against him.

So Yunkong True Master quickly said, "Don’t be ridiculous. The Barefoot Immortal is like a star in the sky, how dare I compare myself to him? Since a great immortal has given a gift, I certainly won’t be stingy..."

Yunkong True Master then took out a piece of jadeite from his robe and handed it to Chang’e, "Fairy, this is a Sea-blue Stone from the North Sea. Please accept it."

Qin Shou had thick skin, but Chang’e was not so shameless. She quickly responded, "You jest, True Master. How could I deserve such a gift from you?"

Yunkong True Master, who was already feeling the pinch, heard this and really felt like taking it back, but before he could, the stone was gone from his hand!

Yunkong True Master looked down and saw the rabbit holding the stone and muttered, "What is this? Is it valuable?"

Yunkong True Master heard this and instantly felt displeased; was he being looked down upon?

Thus, Yunkong True Master raised his head and said, "What a joke! This is a rare gem formed through the erosion and compression of a million years under the North Sea, exceedingly hard and an incomparable treasure for forging magic treasures..."

The words had barely left his mouth when there was a crisp crack!

Yunkong True Master instinctively looked down and saw the rabbit holding a stone while crunching on something with his mouth.

On closer inspection, there was clearly a chunk missing from the stone...

Yunkong True Master was immediately dumbfounded, rubbing his eyes and looking carefully again, indeed there was a piece missing from the stone.

Then he saw the rabbit, opening its mouth wide, and with a snap, it bit off another piece of the stone. It chewed with a crunching sound, while exclaiming, "Seafood flavor, must be authentic marine goods."

Every move it made was as if someone were standing there munching on a steamed bun...

One moment he had been boasting about how hard the Sea-blue Stone was, and the next it was being nibbled on like a steamed bun...

Yunkong True Master felt his old face burning with pain...

What was more fatal was the rabbit lifting its head, asking with a clueless face, "True Master, what were you saying just now? What thing is extremely hard and comes from precious goods?"

Yunkong True Master looked at the rabbit with its innocent appearance, but he knew, this little bastard was doing it on purpose! It was bringing up the topic on purpose to annoy him! So maddening! Such a scoundrel~

However, Yunkong True Master also understood that although the rabbit was a rascal, its teeth were indeed frightening...

Yunkong True Master’s face turned bright red as he awkwardly coughed and said, "It’s nothing, oh look, so many immortals!"

Yunkong True Master quickly changed the subject, pointing at the immortals flying around and exclaimed.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, this topic-changing skill was so poor...

Chang’e, on the other hand, was sympathetic and followed suit, changing the subject with a smile, "Yes, a lot of immortals."

Yunkong True Master said, "Fairy, is this your first time attending the Mid-Yuan Festival celebration?"

Chang’e replied, "True Master has good insight, this is indeed the first time for this little fairy, and I am very unfamiliar with this place."

Yunkong True Master laughed heartily and said, "This little immortal is not talented, have been here a few times, just right to show the fairy around."

After saying that, Yunkong True Master was about to move closer. Qin Shou saw this and thought, little guy, you want to get closer? Take advantage?

So Qin Shou said, "In our house rules, for every gift, you must stay one meter away, and within ten meters, no male creature is allowed to enter. Besides, the gift comes with a condition; I must not be able to bite through it."

Yunkong True Master shivered upon hearing this, as the Sea-blue Stone was already the hardest material he had on him. To give anything more would mean parting with a finished magic treasure. He couldn’t bear to part with it...

Therefore, Yunkong True Master didn’t get any closer but his face was full of embarrassment.

Seeing this, Chang’e almost laughed out loud but still steered the topic elsewhere, saying, "True Master, who is that immortal? Such grandeur."

Yunkong True Master took a closer look and laughed, "It’s not some impressive immortal, just one with flashy magic treasures. That’s East Sea True Master; he likes luxurious things. In fact, most capable immortals don’t show off like that. Even some of the real strong ones don’t come through the Southern Gate because they live inside it. Most of those who come here at this time are just ordinary immortals wanting to join the fun. Rarely do we encounter Great Golden Immortals like Barefoot Immortal.

Of course, that’s not to say there aren’t powerful beings among rogue immortals. There are also strong ones among them.

For example, ancestor of Earthly Immortal Zhenyuan Great Master, Jiang Ziya who rose to fame in the Divine Enthronement war, God of Longevity of the South; Prince Zhang with the Five Great Divine Dragons, Saintess of Mount Li, Emperor Changsheng of the South, the ninth son of Yuanshi Heavenly Lord, The Eight Emperors of the Highest Heaven, and so on. These rogue immortals have their own lineages in the Lower Realm, each becoming Immortals and founding their own teachings, living a very free and easy life. However, they are god-like beings who come and go like lightning, even if they pass by, we wouldn’t be able to see them."