Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 298 - 295 The Generous Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 298: Chapter 295 The Generous Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

However, upon seeing the old Dragon King, Qin Shou changed the words that were on the tip of his tongue and smirked, "Madam, let me ask you, for I, the Rabbit Lord, to eat, drink, and be merry here, does it indeed cost money?"

The madam was taken aback and hesitated, not sure how to answer. Cost money? Then this rabbit would most likely turn around and leave...

Cost nothing? To offer everything without charge for no reason, wouldn’t that expose the one upstairs?

At that moment, a voice whispered in her ear, and the madam immediately said, "Of course, it doesn’t cost any money!"

Qin Shou asked, "Why is that so?"

The madam laughed and replied, "You are a guest of His Majesty the Dragon King. He has just sent word that he will cover all your expenses."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was delighted and clapped his hands, laughing, "That’s the best! Since that’s the case, these beautiful ladies, each one a vision of loveliness, so captivating, they shall be rewarded! One hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals each!"

As soon as he said this, the madam was dumbfounded, but the courtesans were all smiles, showing their gratitude with curtsies.

"Thank you, Rabbit Lord, for the reward."

"The Rabbit Lord is mighty!"

"The Rabbit Lord surely is a heroic figure among men, throwing around a fortune with ease."

...

Amidst the chorus of thanks and tender, soothing voices, Qin Shou nearly melted with pleasure and burst into laughter, "I, the Rabbit Lord, simply adore hearing that! Another hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals for each one!"

The women all bent over in thanks, especially the one dressed in worldly attire; when she bent down, Qin Shou nearly tumbled into the valley and couldn’t have climbed out.

By now, the madam had also come to her senses, feeling quite awkward. Having worked in this industry for so many years, she had never encountered such a situation before. The rabbit was generous with rewards, but where was the money?

If the rabbit didn’t pay, was she supposed to go to the Dragon Palace to request the money?

If the Dragon Palace refused to pay, what could she do? Besides, this establishment was actually owned by the third prince of the Dragon Palace...

Just as the madam was fretting over what to do, the rabbit added another complication.

She heard the rabbit wave his hand and say, "Madam, since it’s the Dragon Palace footing the bill, then it’s simple. You advance the reward money for me, the Rabbit Lord, and later go to the Dragon Palace to claim it! Oh right, first give me ten million in Red Spirit Crystals as pocket money to spend. Later on, you can just claim it from the Dragon Palace as well."

The moment the madam heard this, her eyelids almost flipped inside out. She had lived a long time but never before had she encountered someone who tipped with IOUs! What was more lethal was that he not only didn’t pay but also asked her for money! She’d seen a lot in her years dealing with the whims of romance, but she had never encountered someone so unabashedly shameless!

The madam didn’t make a sound, instead quietly waiting, waiting for the Dragon King upstairs to speak up.

Upstairs...

Ao Guang, upon hearing the rabbit’s words, reflexively touched the wine jug on the table, feeling an urge to smash the jug over the head of that damn rabbit! This fellow wasn’t just here to stay for a few days, to play around; he had come to rob them!

Although Ao Guang was extremely wealthy and didn’t lack money, deep down he was still stingy...

Therefore, Ao Guang scoffed bitterly in his mind and kept quiet about it.

The madam below had waited for a long while without any word from the Dragon King, and she knew that he didn’t want to pay this bill.

Thus, the madam smiled and said, "Rabbit Lord, as you see, ours is but a humble business, and previously, we needed to spend quite a bit on repairs after your visit, right? Most importantly, we don’t have that kind of money on hand right now... How about, could you perhaps extend us some time?"

As soon as she finished, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and asked, "So how much do you have?"

The madam was stunned, a shiver running through her heart as she inwardly cursed, "How much? What now? Are you planning to make a move on my cash reserves? Can’t you leave me some seed money?"

The madam, being shrewd, immediately held up five fingers and said, "There’s only five hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals left."

Qin Shou slapped his thigh and declared, "Alright then, five hundred thousand it is. Hand over the money."

The madam, witnessing how readily the rabbit agreed, instantly knew she had quoted too much! Regretful!

Alas, what’s said cannot be unsaid, and she had no choice but to stiffly reply, "Alright, alright, I’ll get it for you right now."

Five hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals was but the cost of a few tables of wine to Sea Flower Tower; it wasn’t a significant loss, so the madam had resolved to buy peace with the money.

Thus, the madam took out five hundred thousand Red Spirit Crystals and handed them to Qin Shou, saying, "Here it all is."

Qin Shou didn’t hesitate, snatching the Xumi Bag, weighed it for a moment, then stuffed it into his Black Demon Box. Next, he patted the Eight Trigrams Furnace beside him and declared, "Well then, now that I’ve got money, let’s go upstairs for drinks and meat!"

With that said, he headed upstairs with the Eight Trigrams Furnace.

The madam saw this and cursed internally: This damn rabbit, isn’t leaving? Still wants to eat? Is he determined to make me pay so much it’s like selling myself all over again?

No matter how much she cursed inwardly, the madam truly didn’t dare to offend this rabbit, who even had the Dragon King cleaning up after him; she followed sorrowfully.

Upstairs, when the Dragon King heard that the rabbit was coming up, he quickly used his magic and hid himself.

At Sea Flower Tower, the business on the first floor had been completely ruined by Qin Shou, with everyone leaving.

But on the second floor and above, there were still many patrons who remained. Some were bold and audacious, while others were too frightened or weak-kneed to move... But regardless, the floors above were still teeming with customers.

As Qin Shou ascended, all eyes turned sharply in his direction.

Especially the guests on the second floor, they had actually seen Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea, and had also witnessed Ao Guang sending the old madam of Sea Flower Tower’s Kylin Fish to greet the rabbit.

Therefore, at this moment, no matter how arrogant and brash those heirs usually were in Dragon King City, their gaze towards Qin Shou was now filled with a hint of awe!

After all, if even the Dragon King had to tread carefully around someone, who among them would dare to provoke this individual?

Thus, the usually ferocious and domineering heirs, each and every one of them bowed their heads, as if counting ants on the ground... No one dared to look directly at this rabbit, and in their hearts, they cursed, "Ah... the good days are over. We had barely enjoyed a few days after the Third Prince went off to the Heavenly Court for duty, and now here comes another thorny character, sigh..."

"Rabbit, it seems like you’re not very well-liked," whispered the Eight Trigrams Furnace softly.

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Who says so? I am beloved by all, the flowers bloom at my sight, a superstar in popularity!"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace said, "No one’s talking to you, not even looking at you."

Qin Shou curled his lip and said, "Just watch!"

Having said that, Qin Shou, sticking out his fat buttocks, climbed onto a table and then took a silver platter in each hand and slammed them together!

Bang!

A crisp sound rang out, and everyone instinctively looked over.

Qin Shou chuckled hehehe and said, "I am happy today. I’ll cover all the expenses for everyone present today! Everyone, eat, drink, and be merry to your heart’s content, the money’s on me!"

As soon as these words were uttered, the whole place erupted!

Those who originally did not dare to look at Qin Shou now dared to do so.

They were no fools; anyone willing to spend money like that meant no harm!

As a result, they clapped and cheered one after another...

Those who could afford to indulge in Sea Flower Tower’s luxury were undoubtedly from wealthy families; who would care about the cost of a meal?

But everyone would care about the cost of a meal provided by the Dragon King!

Who is the biggest in Dragon King City?

Naturally, it’s Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea!

If even Ao Guang had to show deference, it was clear as day that the rabbit he was protecting must have a background at least as significant as Ao Guang’s!

To have the pleasure of sharing a meal and wine endorsed by such a person would be enough for these ignorant, wealthy heirs to boast for years!

The ones with a bit of smarts had already stepped forward to lavish praise.

"Rabbit Sir, truly a magnanimous person! I am Jinghan, the third son of the Clan Leader of the Whale Fighting Clan. Just call me Little Jing," boomed a burly man as he stepped forward.

"Rabbit Sir, I am Shakun, the eldest son of the great elder of the Tiger Shark Clan. Just call me Little Sha," said a fierce cyclops, bowing deeply with a fawning expression as he approached.

"Rabbit Sir, I’m from the Clam Maiden Tribe, shall we chat inside?"

...

The rabbit that nobody cared for a moment ago was suddenly surrounded by a group of people, each trying to outdo the others as if they were dying to throw themselves onto him.

Seeing this scene, the Eight Trigrams Furnace was speechless and after a long while, it squeezed out the words, "It’s good to be rich..."

Seeing this, Qilin Hua was similarly at a loss for words. It was her first time witnessing someone spend others’ money so lavishly, so recklessly... She even had a feeling that this rabbit intended to bankrupt the grand Dragon Palace. Could the two possibly have some vendetta?

Meanwhile, Ao Guang, having witnessed this scene, looked exceptionally troubled. Although the Dragon Palace was wealthy enough to rival nations, even he had never squandered wealth like this! Watching a turtle official meticulously tallying various bills, Ao Guang muttered through gritted teeth, "Damn rabbit, I’ll squash you one day!"

After saying this, Ao Guang nearly cried, because he knew very well that he would likely never get the chance to squash this rabbit in his lifetime.

The only thing that could comfort Ao Guang at the moment was that this money was being spent on his son’s business, mitigating some of the loss...

However, before Ao Guang had a few minutes to console himself, he saw that rabbit suddenly shooting up to a higher place!

Ao Guang immediately had a bad feeling...

Meanwhile, the young gentry below shouted in unison, "Rabbit Sir, whatever you have to say, we’re listening!"

Qin Shou chuckled hehehe and said, "I come from above the nine heavens, what haven’t I seen? This Sea Flower Tower is good but only so-so! Gentlemen, do you know any places that are more entertaining?"

Jinghan was the first to shout, "Rabbit Sir, by ’entertaining,’ what do you mean? If you mean majestic mountains and valleys, we have Dragon King Peak, Crystal Valley, and other places at the bottom of the sea, which are also top-notch destinations. If you’re talking about places like this tower, then indeed this isn’t the best; there are better places. If..."

Before Jinghan could finish, Qin Shou’s head was shaking like a rattle, saying, "What haven’t I seen? The good places I’m talking about follow only one principle!"

"What principle?" asked Shakun.

Qin Shou held up a finger and said, "Not striving for the best, but for the most expensive!"

Upon hearing this, the people in the audience were visibly stunned. But then, a chorus of cheers and flattery erupted.