Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 297 - 294 The Rabbit is Somewhat Cowardly [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 297: Chapter 294 The Rabbit is Somewhat Cowardly [Subscribe Please]_1

Qin Shou was rendered speechless; ever since the Eight Trigrams Furnace had been led astray by him, it seemed to have wandered further and further down the wrong path. It didn’t study elixir and artifact refining at all—its mind was full of nothing but recipes every day...

Just as Qin Shou was about to say something, a cry of surprise came from upstairs, followed by a series of thudding footsteps. Then a woman came running down!

This woman had a figure like an upside-down gourd, with a pair of eyes that seemed to bewitch, but what Qin Shou found odd was that this woman seemed to be covered in tattoos from head to toe, with patterns in orange-yellow, blue-green, and dark blue all over her body—it looked somewhat terrifying.

In his previous life, Qin Shou didn’t like tattooed women; he always felt that the dense patterns gave him trypophobia.

Of course, this life wasn’t much better...

However, the woman herself was unaware and immediately came over, saying, "Oh, whose young master is this? Why are you so angry?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and retorted, "What do you think I am, a Rabbit Lord?"

"Rabbit... Rabbit Lord? Rabbit?" The woman blurted out in disbelief.

Just like demons on land rarely see fish walking ashore, the Sea Clan, though a great clan, usually lived in the sea. Even those among them who had become demons lived together in groups like ordinary mortals of the world, and they didn’t travel much.

After all, not every demon had the chance to learn Magic or mystical arts; traveling was genuinely dangerous. What could be safer and more comfortable than hiding in Dragon King City?

Therefore, the population of sea demons in Dragon King City had been growing more and more, and over time, their knowledge of the outside world naturally diminished, relying only on tidbits from naval patrols and sea patrolling Yakshas who ventured out.

Curious, longing, and also fearful of the outside, many shrimp soldiers and crab generals said that land demons were terrifying and would kill fish recklessly...

The woman had only heard of rabbits; she had never actually seen one.

When she first saw Qin Shou enter the tavern, she thought he was some rare young Sea Clan prince come to have fun. She had no idea he was actually a rabbit!

Instantly, the way the woman looked at Qin Shou changed; it was as if she were seeing the monkeys in a circus or the lions in a zoo—extraordinarily curious! Of course, it was also a scrutinizing look, as if she were confirming something.

Qin Shou immediately felt annoyed...

The woman was astute and quickly covered it up with a laugh, saying, "Oh dear, don’t be angry, Rabbit Lord. I just haven’t seen a rabbit before... By the way, Rabbit Lord, you sure know how to pick places. The girls here in our Sea Flower Tower are famous throughout Dragon King City for their beauty! How about I call a couple for you?"

Qin Shou was momentarily taken aback. Girls?

The Eight Trigrams Furnace leaned in and asked, "Isn’t this... a place to eat?"

The woman giggled, "We have food, and we have wine, but after filling up on food and drink, how can we do without the girls? Without girls, how hard it is to endure the long night? Rabbit Lord, the madams of the Sea Flower Tower are among the best in Dragon King City. Would you like me to call one or two for you?"

At her words, Qin Shou was really tempted. In his previous life, he’d mainly heard of "special services" from the news, like how certain places were raided by police... Then photos would emerge of a group of men and women, heads bowed, being escorted out of some venue.

Thus, Qin Shou had quite a psychological shadow about "special services". If he could avoid it, he would, to prevent being caught and embarrassed.

Of course, the main reason was that he was poor!

He never imagined that in this life, he would stumble upon something he had never encountered in his last life!

Just as Qin Shou was about to call over a couple of madams to check them out, he suddenly realized something. This madam came out and not once did she mention the incident of a rabbit smashing up her establishment, only speaking of romance. Was she blind? Clearly, she wasn’t blind. Yet she was so affable, which was odd...

Qin Shou looked up, squinting his eyes at the madam, "I’m a straightforward person, madam."

The madam, looking at the wreckage all around, didn’t know how to deal with this ancestor of all rabbits, but she still said, "Yes, yes, yes... You certainly look like a straightforward person, Rabbit Lord."

Qin Shou grinned and said, "That’s why I don’t like beating around the bush. You’re stalling for time, waiting for someone to come and capture me, aren’t you?"

The madam’s expression changed slightly, but she quickly laughed it off, "Oh... How could that be? Since ancient times, beauties have loved heroes, and what is a hero? It’s someone who can fight... With such formidable and valiant prowess, Rabbit Lord, I naturally hold you in great admiration. Come on! Girls, no need to hide up there anymore, come down and greet the Rabbit Lord, pay your respects!"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace immediately leaned in and whispered, "Rabbit, there’s definitely something fishy going on here! Be careful; they might send down a bunch of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, tie you up, and take you back to be stewed!"

Qin Shou had the same suspicion and was ready to strike at any moment.

But then, he heard a chorus of voices rising up, followed by a waft of fragrance, as a group of women walked down from the upper floor...

Some women wore white clothes, appearing as cold as ice, yet their eyes burned with flame.

Others were scantily clad, provocatively revealing and concealing, stirring the passions of onlookers.

There were also women in green dresses, looking like handsome young men roaming the fields with their horses...

To Qin Shou’s surprise, there were actually women dressed as shrimp soldiers and crab generals...

Qin Shou was a bit stunned for a moment and scratched his head, "Is this a brothel? Or a COSPLAY event?"

"I is honored!" A group of women came down and stood in a row in front of Qin Shou, each bowing and showing a peach blossom smile, just short of directly grabbing the rabbit and taking it away......

Qin Shou, looking at those fierce gazes, felt a bit of a thump in his heart. He always felt that these women’s eyes contained naked desire! It was the kind of desperation to grab him and stuff him into a valley to suffocate him to death!

What Qin Shou didn’t know was that these women were all demons from the Sea Clan, living comfortable lives in the Sea Flower Tower with their beautiful appearances. But that comfort was as far as it went. They had no real power, couldn’t leave the East Sea, nor ascend to the dreamlike lands above.

Therefore, they were extremely curious about creatures from the land...

Although marine life was diverse, most creatures bore scales, not fur. On the rare occasion there was a furry one, it would look like a long-armed version of an octopus—an image far removed from being adorable.

So, when they suddenly saw a plump, fluffy rabbit that looked like a doll and was adorably cute, their eyes instantly turned red!

They wished they could just grab this cute little creature and thoroughly ravish it!

As for the rabbit’s ferocity?

Of course, they had heard tales of the tremors below, but they had never personally witnessed the rabbit’s might.

Not having seen it with their own eyes, they could easily dismiss it...

Besides, the rabbit had a bashful and frightened demeanor, which made these courtesans yearn to take action even more, each gazing at the little rabbit with big watery eyes, their looks delicate and tender... They probably never thought that one day, when they looked at a male, their expressions would be so pure and innocent, devoid of any lewd thoughts.

Qin Shou, looking at these hungry-like-tigers women, really felt a bit creeped out... He wasn’t afraid of a group fighting him, but facing these women who bore him no malice, he was indeed a bit uneasy.

The source of this unease was guilt...

If he were a man of this world, accustomed to the social customs of taking multiple wives and concubines, seeking pleasures among the flowers and willows would be seen as indulging in refined pleasures—nothing shameful at all.

But Qin Shou was different. He fundamentally believed in monogamy, a loving, lifetime commitment to one person.

Now he had Chang’e in his heart, and if he were to entangle with other women, his first feeling would be guilt, afraid of how Chang’e would react upon finding out...

Just then, the brothel madam said, "I, you see, these courtesans of mine are each more beautiful than the last. I won’t say that they can compare to the fairies of Heaven, but they shouldn’t be too far off, right? The fairies lack the smell of human life, missing a certain flavor. But these courtesans are different; they were all personally trained by me. Whatever type you want, they can become! They can change their temperament on demand. Don’t believe me? Watch! Give us a cold beauty look!"

Upon hearing this, the women all straightened up, stretched their swan-like necks, slightly tilted their chins up, and their gazes turned frosty. In their glances, they made sure not to look directly at anyone, their coldness as if keeping themselves thousands of miles away from anyone else.

The brothel madam then said, "The girl-next-door look."

The women’s demeanor softened immediately, each giving Qin Shou a gentle look, shy and filled with tender affection, making Qin Shou’s bones feel like jelly...

Even the Eight Trigrams Furnace on the side shouted, "I... Damn! Truly demons! Each one changes face as if they became a completely different person! Rabbit, we should leave quickly, these women are clearly up to no good!"

Having heard this, the women fell silent... Collectively, they rolled their eyes at the Eight Trigrams Furnace, this insensitive lout.

The brothel madam wanted to say something more, but Qin Shou quickly interjected, "Stop, stop, stop!"

The brothel madam asked, "I, has any caught your fancy?"

Qin Shou intended to say none and to have these warblers and swallows leave; after all, he was just looking, nothing more than admiring, with no other intent. Moreover, with his ’little pencil,’ and the rabbit’s characteristic of being five times a second, he dared not casually brandish his weapon for fear of accidentally becoming disabled.

But before the words could leave his mouth, Qin Shou caught sight of the edge of a shoe appearing at the staircase!

Qin Shou didn’t recognize the shoe, but beside it was a gold dragon, sewn with gold threads!

This was different!

In the entire East Sea Dragon Palace, Qin Shou had fought his way through and there was only one person who wore such shoes!

That person was—Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea!

Upon seeing this shoe, Qin Shou instantly understood everything!

He had dared to enter the Sea Flower Tower because Ao Guang had promised to cover his expenses for seven days. Hence, Qin Shou stormed in not to stir up trouble, but because he really needed to eat... After all, with the old Dragon King footing the bill, he certainly had the right to do so.

Unfortunately, he never anticipated such a fiasco...

After creating such a mess, the old Dragon King still showed up and settled the issues with the Sea Flower Tower, but then this brothel madam tried to trap him with this methodology...

Indeed, in Qin Shou’s eyes, this seemingly kind gesture was nothing but a trap!

He, being a rabbit pure as jade, was nearly spoiled by these worldly women—wasn’t that a trap?

Qin Shou shamelessly concluded in his heart...