Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 294 - 291 The Turtle-trapped Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 294: Chapter 291 The Turtle-trapped Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

Turtle Prime Minister, upon hearing this, started to cry out in panic, "Run! Hurry up! Run for it!"

However, the whale was large and swam swiftly.

But the thing behind it—seemed to have gone mad!

The Eight Trigrams Furnace, while running, kept howling, "Wahaha... I just knew it! I’m not just an Alchemy Furnace! I can refine artifacts! I can even stew dishes! But I only now realize that being a weapon is the most thrilling! Haha... I’m coming, who will stop me! Wahaha... I’m gonna ram! I ram, ram, and ram! Haha... Rabbit, how does that song go again?"

Just after the Eight Trigrams Furnace finished asking, it shouted, "I remember now, hahahaha defeated by me, come at me all at once, I’m totally not scared! Hahahaha... can’t beat me, right! Wahaha, Rabbit, I’ve found that at this very moment, only this song is worthy of me, ahaha... thrilling!"

At first, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals were still charging ahead, but later realized they didn’t even need to, as that broken pot would come crashing into them if they just got close! Even more outrageous was that if you stood a bit further away and shouted loud enough, the guy would rush over and send you flying with a headbutt...

Gradually, everyone started to realize, they couldn’t fight it, couldn’t out-bash it; the only outcome of going near it was waiting to be flung into the air!

So, they all fell silent, shut their mouths, stopped making noise, and stopped charging forward so eagerly.

Turtle Prime Minister saw all this, but could do nothing about it because that mad furnace had already caught up to him from behind!

Even more outrageous was that rabbit! Actually holding a lasso pole and continuously trying to lasso his head!

"Got you!" Qin Shou flicked his wrist, and the lasso pole flew out!

Seeing this, Turtle Prime Minister quickly shrunk his head into his shell, avoiding a close call.

"Hey! You little shit, you can even shrink your head! I don’t believe it, let’s see if you react faster or my lasso is more accurate!" Thus, Qin Shou didn’t rush to act, just kept trying to lasso the Turtle Prime Minister’s head continually.

The Turtle Prime Minister’s head kept moving in and out, demonstrating with sheer ability to Qin Shou the absolute dominance and agility of a turtle.

After more than a hundred tries without success, Qin Shou wasn’t angry, but sneered, "Let’s see how long you can keep this up!"

After another three hundred tries...

When Turtle Prime Minister stuck his head out again, he felt his stomach churning like the overturning of a river and couldn’t hold back—vomiting with a ’wah’!

Upon seeing this, Qin Shou exclaimed, "Damn!... Ahem, I got sprayed!"

Turtle Prime Minister, furious, bellowed, "You damn rabbit, don’t you go too far! The Crystal Palace is right ahead, and you’ll see what’s coming to you there!"

Qin Shou, upon hearing this, looked ahead and indeed, deep within the ocean, a beautiful crystal-sculpted ancient architectural complex appeared, with a grand gate at the very front, upon which was written: "East Sea Dragon Palace!"

The largest among those palaces had a plaque hanging on it with three big characters—Crystal Palace!

Qin Shou, without turning his head and feigning shock, called out, "So this is the Crystal Palace, eh! Real... got you!"

Turtle Prime Minister could never have expected that, while the rabbit was admiring the Crystal Palace and acting all shocked, he’d stealthily played a dirty trick, getting a lasso around his neck!

Turtle Prime Minister cried out, "Rabbit, you’ve gone too far!"

But before Turtle Prime Minister could finish shouting, he saw the rabbit swoosh forward with a kick that flipped him to the ground, then stood on his belly, laughing, "Me, going too far? I, out of kindness, came here to negotiate with the Dragon King about borrowing a dragon to make it rain, and you greeted me with violence right from the start! Who’s the one going too far? Let me tell you, no matter how this gets blown up, I am in the right! I’ll just go to the Crystal Palace and see for myself how the Dragon King of the East Sea justifies this!"

During the rant, Qin Shou pushed hard with his foot, gliding as if on a skateboard, tugging the lasso pole that tightened around Turtle Prime Minister’s neck, his feet stepping on the upside-down Turtle Prime Minister, riding the waves towards the Crystal Palace!

"Report! Dragon King, that rabbit has broken in!" At that moment, a shrimp soldier dashed into the Crystal Palace to report!

Upon hearing this, the Dragon King of the East Sea got furious, "Useless creatures! So many of you, and you can’t catch a single rabbit?!"

Ao Ying said, "Father, it’s not too late to stop now."

Ao Bing, however, said, "Father, that rabbit is tricky, the ordinary Water Clan can’t handle him, you should personally take action!"

Ao Guang nodded and was about to say, "I’ll meet this rabbit..."

Before he could finish, there was a loud boom as a wall burst open, followed by a familiar scream, "My head!"

With a wave of his hand, Ao Guang sent the water swirling, dispersing all the dirt and sand instantly, revealing the scene through the large hole!

There stood a rabbit on top of Turtle Prime Minister, tugging at the lasso pole and exclaiming, "Oi, we’ve arrived at our destination!"

"Rabbit! Don’t be too presumptuous! Thinking there’s nobody in my Dragon Palace?!" Dragon King of the East Sea Ao Guang slammed the armrest of his throne, rose up suddenly, and scolded furiously!

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and followed with a stomp of his foot, "Humph! Dragon King of the East Sea, don’t spit venom, who’s going too far? I was just catching a wave at sea, and that eel comes leading an army to surround me, what say you to that? I kindly come down here to argue the point, and you send this turtle-shelled commander and his army to kill me, how do you explain that? What, has the authority of the Four Seas Dragon King grown so great that you can execute Heavenly Gods at will? Have you become so arrogant that you don’t even regard the Jade Emperor any longer?"

The Rabbit spoke with righteous indignation, his ability to shift blame was second to none.

Although the Dragon King of the East Sea was furious, he was well aware that it was indeed they who provoked the trouble first. Even though the Rabbit wasn’t exactly an virtuous bird, when he arrived, he had committed no crime; yet, Ao Bing had directly taken men to capture him. Should this matter really escalate, it was they who would be in the wrong.

"Rabbit, it was because you insulted my Dragon Clan that I wanted to capture you. No matter where this matter is discussed, I am in the right!" Ao Bing shouted.

The Dragon King of the East Sea asked, "Rabbit, what do you have to say for yourself?"

Qin Shou curled his lips, kicked the Turtle Prime Minister over, and sat on his shell with his legs crossed, humming, "Talking is pointless. Since you believe you’re in the right, dare you follow me to the Heavenly Court to confront each other at Lingxiao Hall?"

The Dragon King of the East Sea scoffed, "This is the territory of my East Sea. You committed a crime here; why would we need to go up to Heaven? Just stay here!"

Having said that, the Dragon King of the East Sea swept his sleeves, ready to make a move!

Just at that moment, a shout was heard from above, "Both of you, calm your anger!"

Qin Shou and the Dragon King of the East Sea looked up to see Taibai Star Monarch, dressed in white, with a white beard, floating down!

"Taibai Star Monarch, you’ve arrived just in time. Please judge this matter for me! This Rabbit smashed up the East Sea Dragon Palace. What do you say should be done?" As soon as Ao Guang saw Taibai Star Monarch, he immediately began to state his case.

Ao Bing followed, "Yes, yes, yes! Star Monarch, you must decide for us!"

Yet Qin Shou just chuckled, sitting cross-legged on the Turtle Prime Minister. The Prime Minister didn’t dare move; his neck had been choked rather harshly earlier and it still hurt. He shrank his neck, daring not to stick his head out, afraid of being ensnared by the Rabbit again, inviting further distress.

Taibai Star Monarch nodded slightly and said to Qin Shou, "Rabbit, you’ve descended to the Lower Realm without authorization again."

Qin Shou shook his head, "Star Monarch, don’t talk nonsense; I was making an inspection visit to the Lower Realm."

While speaking, Qin Shou took out a token of the Daynight Wandering God and weighed it in his hand, "Though I’m a temp, I am on duty with a license."

Taibai Star Monarch gave a bitter smile, "Although the way you obtained this token isn’t against the rules, it’s not exactly by the book either. Rabbit, after you return, you must hand over the token, and stop causing trouble."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was immediately displeased, "How can that be? I, Lord Rabbit, finally got my hands on a token, and you just say take it away, and it’s taken? Unacceptable!"

Taibai Star Monarch said, "That’s a Heavenly God Token, inherently it belongs to the Heavenly Court. Taking it back isn’t strange, is it?"

Qin Shou stuffed it into his Black Demon Box in a flash, "No way! I, Lord Rabbit, finally got a treasure, and you want to take it without giving anything in return? Unacceptable!"

Taibai Star Monarch said, "Rabbit, don’t forget, you owe me a favor."

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou fell suddenly silent, his face showing reluctance, "Alright then... Who made me owe you a favor? After I return, I’ll give it to you. Is that satisfactory?"

Taibai Star Monarch smiled, "That’s only proper."

Seeing this, Ao Bing of the East Sea frowned slightly. In his memory, although the status of the Four Seas Dragon King wasn’t high, the Heavenly Court always treated them quite well.

If it were usual times, if any Demon Lord or even Heavenly God dared to make such a commotion in the Dragon Palace, the Heavenly Court would definitely side with them. Even if they didn’t eliminate the opposition, they would at least reprimand them!

Especially Taibai Star Monarch, who had helped them many times...

But today, Taibai Star Monarch’s reaction seemed abnormal; he was already complained to, so why wasn’t Taibai Star Monarch doing anything? Instead, he was chatting with the Rabbit about everyday matters, saying the Rabbit descended without permission, yet had no intention to punish or pursue the Rabbit’s disturbance of the Dragon Palace... there was something wrong with this!

Ao Guang of the East Sea, capable of decisively leaving Dragon Island back in the day and establishing the foundation for the Four Seas Dragon Clan under the Jade Emperor, was naturally a perceptive individual. His only weakness was his third son, Ao Bing, to whom he felt he always owed.

If it weren’t for Ao Bing’s involvement, Ao Guang’s mind would be clear, unfettered by emotional ties. His mind would operate at lightning speed, and he would quickly understand the situation.

Ao Guang, sharp as dragon spirit, raised an eyebrow and conjured a slight smile, "Star Monarch, how do you view this matter?"

Taibai Star Monarch smiled and replied, "Dragon King, I have some affinity with this Rabbit. Let’s call off today’s matter, shall we?"

Ao Guang of the East Sea immediately caught on to the hint and understood everything!

Who was Taibai Star Monarch? Although everyone knew him as a kind-hearted person, nice to everyone, they were more aware that Taibai Star Monarch seldom interfered in such affairs. If he did step in, it most likely reflected the will of the Jade Emperor!

Ao Guang was just about to agree...

But then he heard the Rabbit protest, "No way! Absolutely not! I object!"

Taibai Star Monarch asked, "Rabbit, why is that unreasonable?"

Qin Shou shouted, "The old Dragon King said it himself, this matter occurred on their East Sea territory, it’s not under your Heavenly Court’s jurisdiction! Not only does the old Dragon King want to deal with me, but he also won’t let me leave..."