Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 291 - 288: Not in the Pot Yet? [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 291: Chapter 288: Not in the Pot Yet? [Subscribe Please]_1

Monkey Baimei said, "At first, when I saw Ao Bing, I thought he was still the same foolish prince from the past, but from what it seems now, he had planned this from beginning to end to attract attention. First, to catch the Rabbit’s eye, to prevent it from running away willingly, making it easier for him to set up the formation. Second, to capture our attention, also to facilitate the arrangement of his formation. Now that the great array is complete, even if we had the ability to break through the Dragon Turtle Mountain Moving Array, that damn Rabbit would have already been dead... alas..."

"The Dragon Turtle Mountain Moving Array is a grand formation made of sixteen Dragon Steles bestowed by the Jade Emperor, which can harness the power of the Four Seas, and is almost indestructible!" Monkey Changshou stated.

Batong said, "Then we..."

The three other monkeys shook their heads one after another, their faces filled with helplessness.

Seeing the sixteen Dragon Steles light up, Ao Bing suddenly laughed loudly and said, "Rabbit, I know you have the Daynight Wandering God Token, and if you really wanted to run, we indeed couldn’t do anything to you. But now... heh heh... Old Hei, no need to stall for time anymore, catch him for me!"

The Flying Swallow Blades that had been flying around Qin Shou suddenly swerved and whooshed towards him!

However, Qin Shou was utterly unaware!

At this moment, as Qin Shou was fully immersed in his cultivation technique, all six senses were blocked, completely unaware of the situation outside!

Most importantly, Qin Shou had never cultivated before nor had anyone guided him, so he had no idea of his current predicament, nor did he realize his six senses were blocked. Thus, he naturally assumed that since there was no commotion outside, most likely everything was fine.

In truth, Qin Shou was too confident in his identity as Daynight Wandering God. Having previously overpowered the little Dragon King of the South Sea, he believed that the people from the Dragon Palace dared not harm him, which is why he had been so recklessly mischievous.

As the Flying Swallow Blade approached!

Everyone stretched their necks, waiting to see the outcome!

Batong yelled hysterically, "Rabbit! Be careful! Watch out!"

Yet Qin Shou still couldn’t hear...

Old Hei snorted coldly upon seeing this and said, "My Flying Swallow Blade has been baptized by the blood of myriad spirits and has undergone another transformation. I am confident that with a surprise attack, I can kill an average first or second-rank Earthly Immortal with one blow. To use it on a mere Rabbit undergoing Qi Refining into God Transformation is truly overkill."

Just as the Flying Swallow Blade was about to land on Qin Shou’s neck, the black box on his chest suddenly lit up with black light!

Then everyone saw the box open by itself, and a white skeleton arm reached out, spread two fingers, and pinched towards the Flying Swallow Blade!

"What is that?" thought everyone subconsciously.

Old Hei snorted: "Struggling is useless when one’s on their deathbed!"

At the same time, Old Hei waved his sleeve, and a blood light shone on the Flying Swallow Blade, exuding a murderous aura as vast as the sea. Within the blood light, the Flying Swallow Blade turned into a blood-colored swallow, and its speed suddenly surged!

As Old Hei waved his sleeve, he turned away without a second glance and walked towards Ao Bing, casually saying, "Third Prince, I apologize, but it seems that Rabbit might be dead, causing you trouble."

Just as Ao Bing was about to reply, his eyes suddenly widened with disbelief and he murmured, "It seems the trouble is real..."

Old Hei did not understand what Ao Bing meant and laughed, "Third Prince, you jest. The Four Seas Dragon King are all one family, what’s so great about killing a temporary Travel God? Moreover, he was the one who started the conflict. Both morally and rationally, it’s justified."

But Ao Bing shook his head and said, "Not that... it’s big trouble!"

Old Hei was about to say something when he suddenly heard a chorus of shocked exclamations around him:

"Impossible!"

"That’s the evolved Blood Swallow Blade!"

"What is that thing?"

"Damn, what exactly is that?"

"Damn, what a spectacle! Bring on three more barrels of wine!"

"Feels like the plot is about to turn!"

...

The Demon Lords in the distance all shouted out, and Old Hei’s heart trembled. Just as he was about to turn around, he felt a sharp pain in his chest!

"What’s going on?" Before Old Hei could finish speaking, as if his heart had exploded, he was struck by excruciating pain followed by a mouthful of fresh blood spewing out!

Old Hei’s vision went dark, and it took a few breaths for him to recover. He didn’t need to turn around to know what had happened, and he shrieked, "My Blood Swallow Blade! Stop it!"

When Old Hei turned around, he saw the skeletal arm that had extended from Rabbit’s black box around his neck, pinching his Blood Swallow Blade as if pinching a fly, unable to struggle free no matter how hard it tried. And at that very moment, the Blood Swallow Blade was already covered in cracks!

It was because the Blood Swallow Blade had been severely damaged that, through the connection of their life force, he had coughed up blood...

The Blood Swallow Blade was an object of his blood refinement, connected to his heart and kidneys, and linked to his breath—it was akin to half his life! If the Blood Swallow Blade were to be crushed...

With this thought, Old Hei shuddered and shouted, "Rabbit, stop it!"

Unfortunately, the Rabbit couldn’t hear anything, and the skeleton seemed not to care about his shouts. It simply raised a third finger and lightly tapped on the body of the Blood Swallow Blade.

There was a "pop" sound, as if glass had shattered!

The Blood Swallow Blade exploded on the spot, turning into a cloud of blood mist!

Then, the Rabbit, like a small vortex, sucked in all the blood mist into its body. Unaware of the dream it was having, the Rabbit even smacked its lips twice...

And Old Hei spat out another mouthful of fresh blood far away! Clutching his chest, he glared fiercely at Qin Shou, like a venomous snake ready to strike at any moment, his resentment so intense that even the Demon Lords miles away could feel it palpably!

"That Black Flood Dragon must be going mad!"

"If it’s a fight to the death, the outcome is uncertain."

"Not necessarily, the Rabbit has the Skeleton for protection. I fear that if the Black Flood Dragon charges in, hehe..."

"That’s not a given, magic treasures are still just treasures, and not as perceptive as people. If the Black Flood Dragon plays his cards right, he might be able to restrain the Skeleton and then strike a deadly blow!"

Opinions varied, and everyone had something to say, but in the end, all watched the Black Flood Dragon intently, curious about how he planned to kill the Rabbit.

Ao Bing had been scared speechless much earlier. Although the Black Flood Dragon was only a Flood Dragon and not as noble in lineage as him, the Black Flood Dragon’s magical abilities were far superior to Ao Bing’s. That had always been Ao Bing’s reliance!

Now, with the Sea Clan’s vast army being forcibly held in place by the Rabbit and the Black Flood Dragon’s strongest magic treasure, the Blood Swallow Blade, crushed, he truly felt a chill all over and was starting to regret provoking the Rabbit.

Just as Ao Bing was caught in a dilemma...

The Black Flood Dragon snorted coldly, "This old man still has tricks up his sleeve!"

On hearing this, Ao Bing’s heart eased and he called out, "Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and use it!"

The Black Flood Dragon nodded slightly, turned around, and his eyes grew darker and darker until, with a dragon’s roar, he shot up into the sky. His clothes shattered and his body elongated infinitely, ultimately transforming into a gigantic Flood Dragon thousands of miles long!

The Flood Dragon turned, and dark clouds churned overhead with flashes of lightning and peals of thunder!

Its aura even suppressed the momentum of the entire Sea Clan army!

"Roar!" The Flood Dragon let out a furious roar at the Rabbit, full of vigor as if it intended to roar the Rabbit to death!

At that moment, the black box on the Rabbit’s neck opened again, and out popped a crystal Skeleton’s skull. Then a hand emerged beneath the skull, flung the skull out, and like discarding trash, began tossing out bones, a leg, an arm...

Finally, these bones assembled in mid-air, magnetically coming together to form a complete crystal Skeleton.

The crystal Skeleton tore off its left hand, which transformed into a blade, and swung it through the air at the Flood Dragon in the sky!

The Skeleton was not very large, just about 1.5 meters tall, while the Flood Dragon was thousands of miles long!

In comparison, it was like an ant challenging an elephant – the situation couldn’t have been more farcical!

However, no one could laugh, because it was this very Skeleton that had snapped the Blood Swallow Blade with two fingers! Was this Skeleton really just an ant?

At that moment, the Black Flood Dragon let out a roar at the Skeleton!

The sound thundered through the sky, like a roar of thunder!

The loud roar was filled with endless rage!

As well as indignation!

But ultimately, it was despair!

Upon hearing this, many sighed – the Black Flood Dragon must truly lament the loss of the Blood Swallow Blade!

At that moment, as if frightened by the roar, the Skeleton hurriedly reattached its left hand to its shoulder, then turned and ran back to the Rabbit. It opened the black box and started dismantling itself into pieces again, stuffing them back inside.

Viewing this, everyone wore a look of utter confusion and thought, "What’s going on?"

"Is the Skeleton scared?"

"That can’t be, can it?"

"What in the world is happening?"

...

While everyone was pondering the bizarre scene, they saw the Rabbit suddenly stretch lazily, with popping sounds all over its body, then sighed deeply, "Ah... always just a bit off, how boring!"

As it spoke, the Rabbit opened its eyes, only to see silence all around, no one uttering a word.

Even the Sea Clan army on the sea’s surface was silent, as if they had been struck by a freeze spell.

Qin Shou scratched his head and asked, "What’s up?"

The next moment, Qin Shou noticed that everyone was looking above his head!

Qin Shou also looked up to see a huge Flood Dragon lying atop the clouds, staring at him!

Qin Shou was startled at first, but then his eyes shone with excitement. He thought of the Black Dragon in the Kitchen God’s back kitchen. He hadn’t managed to eat that Black Dragon last time, but now that another one had appeared, how could he let it go?

So, Qin Shou instinctively pulled out the Eight Trigrams Furnace and placed it in front of him, bellowing, "Hey! Get into the pot right now!"

As soon as these words came out, a collective facepalm swept through the crowd, and they cursed inwardly, "This damn Rabbit, how can his thoughts be so bizarre?"

Before anyone could voice their complaints, they heard a series of thuds... and then the Black Flood Dragon that had been sprawling on the clouds suddenly broke into segments. Dragon blood rained down like a shower, pieces of dragon flesh plummeted down, knocking numerous members of the Sea Clan into the water, who climbed back up looking dumbfounded, as if they had seen a ghost at the sight of the Rabbit.

The Demon Lords dropped their wine flasks to the ground, mouths agape, unable to speak anymore... Previously, the Rabbit had been a laughingstock to them, but now... no one dared to cast another glance at the Rabbit, especially not the black box around its neck, for fear that it might open again and another Skeleton might emerge to give them a couple of threatening gestures.