Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 286 - 283 Rabbit’s decision [For Alliance Hierarch [Yes, I am the Legendary Silly]] Extra _1

Chapter 286: Chapter 283 Rabbit’s decision [For Alliance Hierarch [Yes, I am the Legendary Silly]] Extra _1

Qin Shou was stunned, then angrily said, "Damn monkey, I’m already like this, and you’re still laughing?!"

Sun Wukong laughed heartily and said, "I’m laughing because you’re acting like such a woman!"

Qin Shou frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

Sun Wukong showed his teeth and, leaning on the railing looking into the distance, said, "Actually, between heaven and earth, among all living beings, what’s the difference with you? When I, this old Sun, popped out of a stone, I also felt incomparably carefree and dashing. But then, after being messed with by that little loach in the South Sea, I suddenly realized that the world wasn’t as beautiful as I thought. When I was oppressed, I also harbored thoughts of death. But later on, I figured it out..."

Qin Shou continued to listen.

Sun Wukong clenched his fist, raised it high toward the sky, and said, "I, this old Sun, do not seek eternal life or wealth and honor! I only want to be invincible in my lifetime, to live a glorious and resplendent life! Even if I am to be a meteor, shining brightly for a moment, I damn well intend to illuminate the entire night sky, letting everyone remember that at this moment in history, it was I who wrote it!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes suddenly lit up!

Songguo also boiled with passion, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Well said! Monkey, I support you! I want it the same way! When later generations look back on history, at this moment, let there only be me!"

Sun Wukong laughed heartily and ruffled Songguo’s head, saying, "You can’t do it!"

"Why not?" Songguo defiantly cried out.

Sun Wukong chuckled and said, "Because I’m here! There’s no place for you!"

Upon hearing this, Songguo’s face turned stubbornly red as he shouted, "Can’t you leave me one page?"

Sun Wukong, looking at the adorable Songguo and hearing these words, suddenly laughed... This kid, really... adorable!

Sun Wukong patted Songguo on the head and said, "Alright, I’ll leave you one page!"

Songguo exclaimed, "No! I want two pages!"

Sun Wukong said, "Don’t be too greedy!"

Songguo pointed at the Rabbit and said, "I’ll share one page with the Rabbit!"

Sun Wukong stared... looking toward the Rabbit.

There, he saw the confusion in the Rabbit’s eyes had vanished, replaced with a unique determination, and his gaze became more and more spirited...

Struck by a sudden thought, Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "No, this rabbit is already done for, reserving a page for him may not be what he wants. If it’s left empty, that would be such a waste."

"You’re right, I don’t want that page," the Rabbit suddenly spoke up.

Sun Wukong and Songguo were astonished and in unison asked, "Why?"

Extending a paw, clenching it to make a grabbing motion and baring his teeth, the Rabbit shone brilliantly as he said, "Because, I want them all!"

"Damn! At least leave one page for us!" the two cried out in chorus.

Qin Shou laughed heartily and said, "I’m not leaving any!"

"You’re being too greedy!" the two complained.

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "However, I can add two more pages for you, how about that?"

"That’ll do!" the two laughed.

Qin Shou said, "Monkey! Let’s go, let’s hunt, drink all night!"

Sun Wukong replied, "Good!"

Songguo followed up with, "Count me in, I want to drink too!"

Qin Shou, Sun Wukong: "No way!"

Songguo, unwilling to accept it, protested, "Why not?"

Qin Shou and Sun Wukong said, "Kids aren’t allowed to drink! But you can pour the wine for us."

Songguo angrily retorted, "You’re bullying me! By age, I’m older than the Monkey! He was only born a few days ago!"

Sun Wukong sized him up and said, "We go by size here."

Songguo said, "I’m taller than the rabbit!"

Qin Shou said, "We two are judged by age."

Songguo burst into tears and said, "I don’t care, I just want to drink..."

"Do you really want to drink?" Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and shot the Monkey a mischievous glance.

The Monkey instantly understood and said, "You can drink if you want, but you’ll be responsible for the consequences."

Songguo said, "What consequences? If you guys can drink, why can’t I? Who am I afraid of!"

So, after the hunt, a large table was set with dishes and three pots of wine, and the three of them sat together, raising their cups high.

Qin Shou and the Monkey shouted in unison, "Bottoms up!"

Then both of them tilted their heads back and downed their cups in one go!

Seeing this, Songguo felt his blood boil, feeling quite grown up, no longer a child. So, his neck turning red, he shouted, "Bottoms up!"

And he drained his cup!

The next moment, as the liquor hit his throat, the burning sensation was so intense that he subconsciously wanted to spit it all out!

But then he saw the rabbit and the Monkey tilting their heads, watching him with glee, and Songguo thought, "I absolutely can’t lose face!"

So, Songguo gritted his teeth and swallowed it down...

Instantly, his entire esophagus felt on fire, the burning sensation going all the way to his stomach!

But then came a warm feeling, a burst of heat rushing to the back of his head, the world before him blurring, and he subconsciously cracked a silly smile and laughed, "Haha... Delicious! Another!"

Qin Shou and the Monkey snickered, feeling the pride of having led another kid astray, and raised their cups for another drink!

Three cups down the hatch!

Qin Shou and the Monkey were boasting to the skies when Songguo started to feel the world spinning around him. Then, feeling a surge of words he couldn’t keep in, he opened his mouth wide, and... vomit...

That night, the previously lively, bragging atmosphere in the woods was suddenly doused with a bucket of cold water, extinguished!

Then came sob after pitiful sob...

"Little brother, why am I so miserable... Wah... Everyone has a little brother to call big brother, but not me, Wah..."

"Rabbit... Wah..."

"Monkey, listen to me... Wah..."

"Rabbit, don’t turn your head away, I’m not done yet... Wah..."

"Songguo, speak properly, will you? Can you not grab my leg? You’ve already pulled off the Monkey’s pants..." Rabbit protested.

"Songguo, could you please not pat me while you’re wiping your nose?" Rabbit continued.

The Monkey said miserably, "Songguo, cry all you want, but can you snuggle with Rabbit instead? His fur is long, he’s meatier... It’d feel more comfortable to wipe."

After a night of commotion, Songguo finally tired himself out and lay on the ground snoring, with huge snot bubbles...

The Monkey and Rabbit sat there with bitter expressions, exchanging glances, and in unison, they said, "Never let this kid touch alcohol again! He has gone bad!"

"Rabbit, what will you do next? Master has made it clear this time that he won’t let me teach you magic. I can’t pass on what I learned from him to you," Sun Wukong said.

Qin Shou knew that Sun Wukong had always respected his teacher.

Sun Wukong had taught Qin Shou before because the Subhuti Patriarch had never explicitly said, in his presence, that he couldn’t teach the Rabbit. That was why he could feign ignorance and teach Qin Shou.

Now that it was out in the open, he definitely couldn’t continue as before.

However, at this moment, Qin Shou had already come to terms with it and said nonchalantly, "If this path is not open, we’ll just take another. I refuse to believe that in this vast world, there’s no place for I, Rabbit Lord, to prosper!"

PS: Adding a Chapter for Alliance Hierarch[That’s right, I’m the legendary Dullard].