Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 276 - 273: Not Leaving Anymore [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 276: Chapter 273: Not Leaving Anymore [Subscribe Please]_1

As soon as these words were uttered, Songguo and the other disciples laughed, each with a curious look on their faces, eager to see how the rabbit would react.

Then they saw the rabbit let out a long sigh and say, "Fine, fine, since that’s the case, I’m leaving, farewell."

After speaking, the rabbit turned around and walked away!

The disciples who did not know the rabbit well nodded slightly, thinking to themselves, "This rabbit, at least, knows when to back off."

However, Songguo and the Stone Monkey had seen this rabbit act shamelessly before and had witnessed its unyielding, thick-skinned spirit, so they were genuinely surprised. When had this rabbit become so reasonable?

Even the Subhuti Patriarch sitting on the high platform couldn’t help but lift his eyelids for a glance at the rabbit but then immediately reverted his attention back to the book in his hands.

Just at this moment, there came a clamor of alarmed cries from a distant Immortal Crane. The noise was very abnormal, as if a snake had slithered into a mother bird’s nest or a weasel had crept into a hen’s den, signaling utter panic...

Instinctively, everyone looked up to see Songguo’s returning Immortal Crane being dragged away by the rabbit, who had grasped one of its feet!

The poor Immortal Crane struggled to flap its wings, utterly helpless against the rabbit’s dragging, and could only screech for help.

"Stop!" Songguo yelled when he saw this.

Qin Shou looked back at Songguo and asked innocently, "What? You don’t want me, can’t I, the esteemed Rabbit, take my meal with me?"

Songguo was speechless for a moment, not expecting the rabbit to still be fixated on this!

"Your meal? That’s our Fangcun Mountain raised Immortal Crane, how did it become your meal? Rabbit, let go immediately!" roared a big and burly man, stepping forward.

Qin Shou argued righteously, "What does it matter if you raised it? I bought this Immortal Crane! He even took the money; what’s wrong with me taking my Immortal Crane?"

Upon hearing this, Songguo’s face turned red, and he hurriedly reached for his copper coin to return it to the rabbit. But when he felt his waist, he exclaimed, "Where’s my Xumi Bag?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou arched an eyebrow, and it was unclear what he took out to stuff in his mouth and begin crunching, "Well, if there’s nothing else, I’ll be off then!"

After saying this, Qin Shou again started to walk away with the Immortal Crane...

At that moment, Songguo suddenly recalled that there had been contact between him and the rabbit when he got on and off the Immortal Crane while messing with the nest!

Thinking it through, the Stone Monkey wouldn’t have stolen from him, no one had touched him on the way, and there’s no way his Xumi Bag could just disappear!

The only possibility was...

Songguo shouted, "Rabbit, stop right there!"

"Yeah, stop!" The other disciples rushed over, surrounding the rabbit completely.

The rabbit looked up at everyone, unafraid, and with a tilt of his head, called out, "What’s the matter? You took my money, but won’t let me take my meal? Is this how you sell things?"

"Rabbit, give me back the Immortal Crane for a single copper coin," Songguo demanded.

Qin Shou cocked his head to look at Songguo and said, "Fine by me, just give me my coin. I don’t want anything else..."

Songguo was at a loss for words; he could come up with one copper coin, but where would he get the rabbit’s coin from?

Then, the burly disciple stepped forward and said, "Rabbit, I don’t care about your one or two copper coins, the Immortal Crane you cannot take. Otherwise, don’t blame me for being impolite!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou pouted and asked, "What if I insist on taking it?"

The muscular man’s face turned fierce, threatening, and ferocious as he said, "Then you probably won’t be able to leave!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than the rabbit hoisted the leg of the Immortal Crane onto its shoulder, looked up, and said, "Since you’ve put it that way, it’s still impossible to give it back. Let’s move on to the next topic. Songguo, don’t just stand there gawking, go prepare a room for me, the esteemed Rabbit will stay here after all."

Then, amidst the stunned gazes of the crowd, the rabbit dragged the Immortal Crane toward a distant cave while whining, "Ah, what kind of world is this, buying some food, taking the money, and then going back on the deal, not letting me leave. Well then, if I can’t leave, I won’t leave..."

"Rabbit!" Songguo called out.

Qin Shou glanced at him and said, "What are you shouting for? I’m telling you, it’s not that I’m shamelessly insisting on staying, it’s you who said it yourselves, not letting me leave. Quit dawdling and go arrange a room!"

Having said that, the rabbit walked into the cave...

"Rabbit! You stop right there!" The burly man came to his senses, bellowed, and positioned himself in front of the rabbit, yanking the rabbit’s ear and lifting it up, menacingly saying, "Can’t you understand human speech?"

Qin Shou tilted his head and flashed a grin, saying, "I’m a rabbit."

"I’m asking if you can understand people!" the muscular man continued to shout.

Qin Shou replied, "Are you blind? I’m a rabbit, of course I don’t understand what you’re saying. Come on, speak some Rabbit-language, let’s chat for a dime."

The brawny man, upon hearing this, instantly flared up, lifting his leg for a kick, "I... Go to hell!"

That kick felt satisfying, especially when it landed on the rabbit’s plump butt; the sensation underfoot was simply excellent!

Seeing this, everyone else looked up to watch where the rabbit was about to fly off, and then they all burst into laughter.

Screech!

Just then, a crane’s call was heard, and the crowd saw a rabbit grabbing an Immortal Crane’s leg, flying off just like that, flying, flying...

"My Immortal Crane!" Songguo cried out in alarm, swiftly taking to the air in pursuit.

At this moment, a man in the crowd with slender fingers reached out towards the sky, and space solidified, causing the rabbit to smack into a wall of air, struggling for a long time before sliding down...

"Eldest Senior Brother did a great job!" Songguo exclaimed excitedly.

Eldest Senior Brother said, "Second Junior Brother, bring him over here."

"Alright!" A brawny man took a step and instantly appeared next to the rabbit, grabbed it, and brought it back.

With a smack, the brawny man threw the rabbit to the ground. However, the rabbit had been dragging the Immortal Crane the entire time. When it landed, the poor Immortal Crane was tossed onto the ground first, followed by the rabbit sitting on it with a plump butt, contentedly commenting, "Such tender flesh..."

The Immortal Crane was on the verge of tears...

The crowd fell silent, never having seen a rabbit with such a bizarre thought process!

Eldest Senior Brother asked, "Songguo, what exactly happened here? Explain clearly."

Upon hearing that, Songguo grimaced and then recounted the events after he went to Huaguo Mountain, where the rabbit shamelessly tried to buy the Immortal Crane for a copper coin, intending to take it home to stew and eat; everyone was speechless.

The brawny man stepped forward and said, "Master, this rabbit has gone too far. I beg you to deal with it, Master."

Hearing this, everyone looked at Subhuti Patriarch.

Subhuti Patriarch slightly lifted his head and said, "What do you all think should be done?"

With a grin, the brawny man replied, "Today is a good day for the Master to accept disciples; why not kill a rabbit to offer sacrifices to heaven?"

As soon as they heard this, many nodded in agreement...

Fangcun Mountain, Lingtai, what kind of place is that? Could they allow such a disruptive rabbit to continue its antics?

Yet, Subhuti Patriarch was heard to give a slight shake of his head, his smile tinged with helplessness as he said, "Rabbit, you may take the Immortal Crane but you must leave this place."

Upon these words, Qin Shou felt like he could hear a series of jaw-dropping to the ground and shattering!

In fact, even Qin Shou himself was startled!

Who was Subhuti Patriarch? Qin Shou actually wasn’t entirely sure.

After all, memories from his previous life and this world had many discrepancies. In his previous life’s memory, some said Subhuti Patriarch was Zhunti Daoist in disguise; others claimed it was Tathagata...

But regardless of the actual identity, both were influential figures, beings whose words could manifest as reality!

Such beings were willing to give up an Immortal Crane just to send him away...

Damn it, was he really that unwelcome? They were willing to make a loss just to get rid of him?

Qin Shou was inwardly indignant...

As for danger?

Qin Shou had his own little plan in mind. Ever since he witnessed the white-robed woman and the Jade Emperor battling it out, he realized something: his life seemed pretty tough, at least neither the Jade Emperor nor the white-robed woman wanted it...

And as for Subhuti Patriarch, Qin Shou wasn’t afraid at all, because the moment he walked in, he caught a hint of disdain and helplessness in the Patriarch’s eyes...

Disdain could be swatted away with a slap, but helplessness... that meant there was nothing that could be done, suggesting that Subhuti Patriarch likely had no real recourse against him. And if that was the case, what did he have to fear?

Ignoring the astonishment of the disciples, Qin Shou brazenly declared, "Not leaving! I’ll die before I leave!"

"Rabbit, don’t push it too far!" Songguo scolded.

Eldest Senior Brother said, "Master’s mana is boundless; Rabbit, you really shouldn’t tempt fate."