Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 272 - 269: Such a Saucy Move [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 272: Chapter 269: Such a Saucy Move [Subscribe Please]_1

"Uh, what for?" the white-haired monkey asked, puzzled.

Qin Shou said, "To draw people over!"

Upon hearing this, Ao Sui’s face immediately darkened, but then as if thinking of something, he said with a sly smile, "Rabbit, what are you getting cocky about? This isn’t the Heavenly Court, this is the Earthly Immortal Realm, the East Sea! This is my turf! You want to fight with me?"

As he finished speaking, Ao Sui took a step back and waved his hand, causing the vast Water Clan army to abruptly rise and step forward.

Qin Shou, tilting his head, asked the approaching army, "What are you going to do?"

Ao Sui replied with a smile, "Nothing much, today I am going to stew rabbit meat! All of you, attack!"

Following Ao Sui’s wave of his hand, countless members of the Water Clan heeded the call, charging straight for Qin Shou!

"Be careful, Rabbit!" the Stone Monkey cried out in alarm.

Qin Shou remained unfazed, leisurely rummaging in the Black Demon Box for something.

The army drew closer and closer...

Ao Sui seemed to envision the scene where his army crushed the rabbit that had caused him to lose face several times, a feeling of triumph swelling in his heart...

The Stone Monkey, anxious to rush forward, was held back by Monkey Changmei. Just as the Stone Monkey was about to say something...

...he saw the rabbit slowly take out a token from the Black Demon Box when the army was less than a hundred meters away, then casually placed it on his head, sighing, "Ah—man, I am so scared."

"What is that?" Ao Sui had been keeping a close watch on the rabbit’s actions, thinking that the rabbit would be scared witless by the army. But instead, the rabbit actually took out a token!

Curious, he looked closer, and then his entire body trembled, his body hair standing on end as he exclaimed, "The Daynight Wandering God Token?!"

"Stop! Everybody stop! Stop! Stop now!" Ao Sui yelled like a madman.

The Sea Clan army, which had been charging with full force, heard the command and desperately tried to brake, but they were going too fast and couldn’t stop in time! Having no other choice, they tumbled to the ground, plowing furrows in the sea and sand with their bodies, and causing those in front to be toppled and trampled by those behind. In a moment, there was chaos as people and horses were thrown into disarray...

Rolling over and over, they piled up into a small mountain...

But ultimately, the advancing horde stopped just one meter in front of Qin Shou...

Ao Sui didn’t care about anything else and hurried over. Seeing that the army was just a little distance from Qin Shou and hadn’t touched the rabbit, he breathed a sigh of relief and called out, "Rabb—"

Before he could finish, he saw the rabbit glance at him and smirk, "Ao Sui, have you ever experienced despair?"

Ao Sui was taken aback and asked subconsciously, "What do you mean?"

As soon as the words came out, the rabbit suddenly clutched his chest, grimacing in extreme pain, spun around on the spot, lifted up his short leg, and cried out, "Ouch! I’ve been hit, I’m hurt... Ahh... The East Sea and the South Sea are colluding in a rebellion! They’ve attacked the Daynight Wandering God... Ahh... I’m going down, I’m falling..."

Then the rabbit walked towards the direction of the army, and as he reached the pileup of the Sea Clan forces, resembling stacked Arhats, countless eyes stared in astonishment as the rabbit approached, then with a turn, he flopped down with a thud right in front of them!

The Sea Clan was dumbfounded, looking at Ao Sui with blank expressions as if asking, "Young Dragon King, what’s going on? We didn’t touch him, did we?"

Ao Sui looked at the rabbit lying there motionless, feigning death, and his face turned extremely ugly. Seeing the situation now, even a fool would understand, this damn rabbit was faking an accident!

One person, faking an accident against an entire army!

No, not just against an army, this was faking an accident against the entire East Sea, South Sea, two major Sea Clans!

Ao Sui, with a darkened face, moved closer and asked, "Rabbit, what exactly do you want?"

Thereupon, the rabbit rolled his eyes and said, "Do you have a conscience when you speak? So many of you bumped into me, and you still ask what I want? I’ll have you know, I am the Daynight Wandering God, and what you did is assault a Judicial God! This is a rebellion! Do you understand?"

While speaking, the rabbit did not forget to take out the Daynight Wandering God Token and place it in the ground in front of him.

Ao Sui, looking at the token of the Daynight Wandering God, had an even uglier expression on his face.

If it had been any other Heavenly God, he might not have been worried, but the Daynight Wandering God, a god who snitched, was truly a problem he had no solution for...

Without the Four Seas Dragon King present in the Heavenly Court, each managed their own part of the sea, out of reach from the emperor and handling their own affairs independently, like local despots. They feared no one, but the Daynight Wandering God was an exception!

The Heavenly Court had the Supervisory Division, which typically monitored the gods within the heavenly palace.

Those outside the heavenly palace relied on the Daynight Wandering God for oversight.

Therefore, while the Four Seas Dragon King didn’t fear the Supervisory Division, they found the Daynight Wandering God particularly annoying and worrisome because although this snitching god wasn’t very powerful, once he lodged a complaint, they wouldn’t be facing this insignificant Daynight Wandering God anymore but the wrath of the Jade Emperor directly. That wrath, the Four Seas Dragon Palace could not withstand!

Therefore, they were especially wary and resentful of the Daynight Wandering God...

Fortunately, the previous Daynight Wandering God didn’t have much interest in their Dragon Palace. They’d usually just come for a drink or ask for some small items, and then leave content.

But now, things were different. The most troublesome squealer god to the Four Seas Dragon King had changed!

It was that damn rabbit Ao Sui hated most!

Looking at the rabbit lying motionless on the ground, Ao Sui really wanted to slap him to death, but he dared not... he realized what had initially seemed like a simple amusement at someone else’s expense was starting to become a big problem.

"Rabbit, stop faking it, my people didn’t even bump into you!" Ao Sui said.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, plucked out the token, and placed it directly on his head, clamping it between his ears to make it more conspicuous. Then he exclaimed, "What do you mean? Are you saying that I, the Rabbit Deity, am lying? Well aren’t you a sneaky eel. You attacked a Heavenly God first, and now you’re slandering me! Let me tell you, I could have accepted the physical injury as an accident, but now! My body and soul are both injured. This matter isn’t over!"

Ao Sui furrowed his brows and said, "Rabbit, don’t make a fuss over nothing!"

Qin Shou smirked and said, "Who’s making a fuss? You injure someone and don’t want to pay compensation? What’s the matter? Have you Four Seas spicy crayfish become so arrogant that you attack a Judicial God without compensation? Is this no longer the Heavenly Court’s territory? Have you already started a rebellion and claim kingship?"

With each accusation Ao Sui called out, he shuddered more violently. Those accusations were more terrifying than the last, scaring him into hurriedly protesting, "Rabbit! Don’t talk nonsense!"

Qin Shou cocked his head and looked at Ao Sui, "I’m talking nonsense? Fine, since you’re being stubborn, then wait for the headline tomorrow! I’ve already thought of the news story for you: ’Dragon King of the East Sea, in collusion with the South Sea Dragon King, unite in rebellion, attacking a Judicial God of the Heavenly Court. The Heavenly Court, in a rage, flattens two marine regions overnight, leaving no fish or shrimp... uh, leaving nothing alive!’"

When Ao Sui heard this, he shivered with fright, grinding his teeth and saying, "Damn rabbit, you’re ruthless! Say it, what do you really want?"

Qin Shou looked up, with an air of righteousness, and said, "What do I want? I am a Judicial God. What can I, such a righteous person, want? I want fairness! I want justice! Let me tell you, without five nature spirit treasures, I won’t get up!"

Ao Sui was completely dumbstruck by what he’d heard. This shameless rabbit, how could he be so righteous?

The monkeys were nodding to themselves as they listened. They thought, "Looks like we misjudged this rabbit. He’s alright..."

The Stone Monkey also squinted his eyes, reassessing this rabbit...

But in the next moment, the rabbit suddenly pulled a fast one!

All they heard was a loud clank!

Everyone felt as though they had just tumbled into a ditch...

Ao Sui was so angry that he pounded a fist into his palm, his eyes bulging as he said, "What did you say?! Five? Nature spirit treasures? That’s extortion! Blackmail!"

The monkeys broke out laughing after a moment of shock, finally getting some sweet revenge for the bullying they had endured from Ao Sui!

The Stone Monkey was startled at first, but then burst into laughter saying, "I’m beginning to like this rabbit... well done!"

Qin Shou looked up at Ao Sui, with the utmost seriousness, and said, "Hey eel, what are you talking about? Am I extorting someone? Am I blackmailing anyone? What’s the matter? After running someone over, you don’t want to pay up?"

Ao Sui angrily said, "Running someone over... running someone over shouldn’t cost that much!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately laughed, quickly got up, and sat cross-legged in front of Ao Sui, holding a Shadow Printing Stone, and said, "That’s exactly what I wanted to hear. Alright, since you’ve admitted it and don’t want to compensate, I won’t waste time arguing with you. If there’s anything unclear or unresolved, let’s go to Lingxiao Hall and discuss it slowly. Let’s go!"

After saying that, Qin Shou actually got up and walked away, not giving Ao Sui any chance to negotiate!

Seeing this, Ao Sui was taken aback, and hastily called out, "Rabbit! Don’t go!"

Qin Shou turned around and said, "What? What do you want to say?"

Ao Sui glanced at the piles of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and then at the rabbit. He gritted his teeth and said, "Rabbit, there’s something I need to clarify."

"What is it?" Qin Shou asked.

Ao Sui sighed and said, "I deeply sympathize with the collision this time, and at the same time, I strongly condemn the Sea Clan soldiers of the East Sea Dragon Palace. They shouldn’t have bumped into you. Even though I was just passing by, I must still stand up for some principles of justice, and I support you in suing them!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned!

One thought crossed everyone’s minds: "What’s happening?"

The Sea Clan of the East Sea Dragon Palace was dumbfounded on the spot, with the sea patrolling general going soft and sitting on the ground, cursing in his mind: "Damn your ancestors’ muzzles, we were taking up your cause and you throw us under the bus? Are you a human? Are you even a dragon? Screw this!"

Meanwhile, with a pitiful cry, the sea patrolling general exclaimed, "Little Dragon King, you can’t do this! We went up there on your command!"

Ao Sui pursed his lips and said, "Don’t talk nonsense, I was just passing by."

The Sea Clan was collectively speechless, each with a face as dark as coal staring at the little dragon king...

Qin Shou looked at Ao Sui and then at the Sea Clan. He chuckled, sat back down, and said, "I, as a god responsible for overseeing justice throughout the land, am involved in all matters of injustice. Seeing that you all seem wronged and distressed, does anyone have grievances they would like to bring to me?"