Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 268 - 265: I Am Your Father [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 268: Chapter 265: I Am Your Father [Subscribe Please]_1

"Big brother, something’s not right. The Monkey seems to have bounded out from our Mountain Guardian Rock! That rock, daily absorbing the essence of sun and moon, arrogantly snatched the spiritual veins of many big mountains around, gathered in Huaguo Mountain and didn’t disperse for a long time. I thought it was just a regular mountain rock, but it turns out all this spiritual energy was for giving birth..." Monkey Cangsang said.

When the clouds in the sky finally dissipated, a rabbit on a small mound swooshed out...

Before everyone could react, the Stone Monkey turned around and saw a pudgy face approaching, exuding a gentle and kindly expression, full of love, and said word by word, "Son, call me daddy!"

The Monkey was stunned...

The monkeys on the mountain were all dumbfounded as well!

Batong opened his mouth wide and said, "What is this damn rabbit doing?"

Monkey Changmei scratched his head and said, "Is he mistaking the Stone Monkey for a chick, thinking the first creature he sees is his mommy?"

Monkey Cangsang said, "Damn... How did I not think of that..."

The monkey with freakishly long arms said, "He couldn’t possibly really think of him as his daddy, could he?"

People cast doubtful looks, only to see the Stone Monkey gazing confusedly at the rabbit in front of him, his mouth slightly agape, "You are my..."

"I’m your lovable, respectable daddy!" The Rabbit’s eyes sparkled as he looked at the Stone Monkey.

The Stone Monkey furrowed his brows, seemingly deep in thought...

The Stone Monkey asked, "Are you really..."

The Rabbit continued to inch closer and said, "I really am your daddy. It was I who shot you onto that rock, and then you were born. Come on, sonny, call me daddy and let me hear it."

As the Rabbit approached the Monkey, the Monkey’s puzzled look suddenly cleared up, and with a wicked laugh, he grabbed the Rabbit’s ear and said, "You damn rabbit, do you think I don’t understand anything? You are my daddy? I am your ancestor!"

Then he swung the Rabbit and thumped it on the ground over and over again, for more than two hundred times...

The monkeys at a distance, upon seeing this, bared their teeth and grimaced, probably thinking the Stone Monkey was too ferocious.

Seeing this, Batong burst into laughter and said, "Good beating! This damn rabbit, deserves it!"

The other three monkeys all nodded in agreement, saying they had never seen a rabbit that could be so despicable!

Monkey Changmei laughed and said, "Now I know what this monkey is all about, an Intelligent Stone Monkey! Such a monkey is born with open wit, extremely smart, with a high capacity for learning! You can say, he understood many principles as soon as he was born... This rabbit trying to deceive him? Haha... This beating, well-deserved!"

The Stone Monkey was a bit tired, and when he looked down, he saw the Rabbit was still unscathed, still looking at him with a face of gentle kindness, "Sonny, call out ’Daddy,’ and Daddy will give you candy."

The Stone Monkey grinned and said, "You really don’t know when to give up, do you!"

The Stone Monkey picked up the Rabbit, found a large rock, and swung the Rabbit at it...

Thud, thud, thud...

Crack!

The rock was smashed to pieces by the Stone Monkey using the Rabbit!

The Stone Monkey discontentedly shouted, "Rabbit, you still won’t submit?"

To his surprise, the Rabbit grimaced at him and said, "Sonny, I truly am your daddy!"

"Damn it... I don’t believe I can’t beat you into submission!" The Stone Monkey continued to swing the Rabbit around for another wild beating!

Just then, a huge rumble resonated from afar!

The Stone Monkey instinctively looked and saw that a rock on a small hill had exploded... It was exactly the one Qin Shou had carried out from Huaguo Mountain; the rock that Qin Shou had watered, fired, smashed, and thrown, which finally could no longer withstand it and blew apart...

That rock was originally a mountain the monkeys had compressed into a rock and placed there, and now that it had exploded, the sound was incredibly loud, like a mountain collapsing!

For a while, it scared all the demons in the vicinity into evading!

Qin Shou, for some reason, actually climbed onto the Stone Monkey’s shoulder and pointing to the distance, said, "Sonny, your mom is giving birth to your sibling."

The Stone Monkey, upon hearing this, his face turned dark as he grabbed the Rabbit and then began to whirl around on the spot...

"Sonny, what are you looking for?" Qin Shou asked.

"Looking for a bigger rock to crush you to death!" the Stone Monkey said furiously.

Just then, with a bang, a large rock fell not far in front of the Stone Monkey. His eyes immediately lit up and he said with a smile, "This one is nice!"

Qin Shou looked and his face became somewhat embarrassed because this rock looked somewhat familiar! Its shape, its appearance, it appeared to be the same one he had carried out...

Qin Shou raised his head and saw in the distance, four large monkeys standing in a row, one of them particularly tall and long-armed, was clapping his hands as if brushing off dust... Clearly, he had thrown that rock.

The long-armed monkey saw Qin Shou looking over and gave him a sly smile, clearly with no good intentions.

In the distance, on a hillside, Big Four Joys, Yibing, and Yaoji gathered together.

Big Four Joys worriedly said, "The king is being beaten, are we just going to stand by and watch?"

Yaoji said, "Why don’t you give it a try?"

Big Four Joys thought about the ferocity of the Stone Monkey beating the Rabbit and shivered, saying, "Good steel should be used on the blade edge; I’ll keep watching, then make a surprise move at a critical moment, catch him off guard. But you, you’re good at flying, you could try a sneak attack."

Yaoji chuckled and said, "Just now a rock exploded, my wings got hurt, can’t fly."

Then Big Four Joys and Yaoji turned their gaze to the silent Yibing.

But Yibing, undaunted, stood proud and haughty, saying, "As long as the flag is there along with the person, even if heaven collapses and earth splits, I shall not move!"

Big Four Joys, Yaoji: "..."

Then the two of them silently raised a thumbs up — when it comes to excuses, they admit, this one they respect!

Thud, thud, thud...

At the foot of the mountain, by the East Sea, a monkey continuously smashed a rabbit against a rock!

After pounding him for almost two hours, the Monkey finally got tired. He threw the Rabbit onto the ground and gasped, "Rabbit, do you give up or not?"

The Rabbit turned over to sit up, showing his teeth and smiling, "My child..."

Bang bang bang...

"Do you give up or not!"

"My child, listen to daddy."

Bang bang bang...

"Do you give up or not, damn it?"

"My child, it’s time to eat."

Bang bang bang...

Another two hours were almost over.

The Stone Monkey completely ran out of energy, tossed the Rabbit aside, and sat on the ground with his ass, looking at the distant sea and said, "Rabbit, you... huff huff... can you have some shame... huff... I’m TM... huff... a Monkey, not a... huff... Rabbit... you count as... huff... what kind of daddy..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou got up, took out a peach, and threw it to the Stone Monkey, who wasn’t shy about biting into it right away. Then his eyebrows lifted—it was clear that the taste of the peach was a bit beyond his expectations.

"Tastes good, doesn’t it?" the Rabbit asked smugly.

The Stone Monkey curled his lip and stubbornly said, "It’s just passable."

The Rabbit didn’t take it seriously and chuckled, "Do you feel the strong love of a father now?"

Bang bang bang...

"The peach restores energy pretty fast, let’s keep going!"

Bang bang bang...

By evening, the sun set behind the mountains, the sky filled with crimson clouds, and above the azure sea, a red halo connected heaven and earth... Seagulls cried out, and the Monkey wailed.

"What the hell are you? How come you can’t be beaten to death?" the Stone Monkey roared.

"My child, don’t be so agitated. Here, daddy will sing you a song," Qin Shou sang at a leisurely pace: "The Stone Monkey in the dead of night, is a homesick Stone Monkey~~"

The Stone Monkey...

"Forget it, you damn rabbit, I’m done arguing with you! Do whatever the hell you want!" The Stone Monkey finally completely gave up on teaching this Rabbit a lesson. Its skin was too thick, flesh too tough to beat!

Having said that, the Stone Monkey prepared to leave.

Qin Shou shouted, "My child, don’t go!"

"What for if not? To keep you company?" The Stone Monkey looked angrily at Qin Shou. By now, he had given up on getting the Rabbit to change how it addressed him, even feeling somewhat resigned to it.

Qin Shou looked pitiful, with a wronged expression, and said, "My child, just sit here for a while longer, daddy will go buy you some oranges."

The Stone Monkey tilted his head and looked at Qin Shou, "Forget it, I’m not going."

Qin Shou smiled and said, "Good child, you don’t want to leave me, do you?"

The Stone Monkey shook his head and said, "Before bed, let’s exercise a bit more!"

Bang bang bang...

"What the heck is going on up there?!"

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the East Sea, a sea patrolling general looked up angrily at the surrounding trembling waters!

"Reporting to the General, on Huaguo Mountain of Aolai Country, a Stone exploded and out came a Monkey, which has been using a Rabbit to smash against stones, causing our waters to tremble," a shrimp soldier ran over to report.

Upon hearing this, the sea patrolling general’s face darkened, he grabbed the shrimp soldier by the neck, staring with bulging eyes!

Then the general snorted, "Damn it, do you think you can come out with such low-intellect lies? Do you think I’m a fool?"

"General, I’m telling the truth, many brothers have seen it. Don’t believe me? Go look for yourself?" the shrimp soldier pointed upward.

"Look at what?" Just then, a young man riding a whale swam by, looking back and asking.

Seeing the young man, the sea patrolling general didn’t dare to be fierce anymore and quickly bowed in greeting, "Turns out to be the little Dragon King of the South Sea, Ao Sui. I am the sea patrolling general of the East Sea, ordered to inspect the seas. Today, I found that the waters near the East Sea were trembling, affecting the rest of the citizens, so I came to check. The shrimp soldier reported that above..."

At this point, the sea patrolling general didn’t know how to continue because, to him, what the shrimp soldier had said seemed entirely unbelievable!

A Monkey could jump out of a Stone?

And that Monkey could grab a Rabbit to smash stones?

And keep smashing for so long?

Was that a Rabbit or a hammer?

...

In short, everything seemed unreasonable, and he dared not say anything before confirming it.

Ao Sui frowned upon seeing the hesitancy of the sea patrolling general.

Even though the East Sea wasn’t his family’s South Sea, from ancient times to the present, the Four Seas were one family. As the little Dragon King of the South Sea, he was well-regarded in the East Sea!

Since when could a mere sea patrolling general dare to slight him?

Seeing Ao Sui displeased, the sea patrolling general trembled in his heart and said, "Your Highness Ao Sui, it’s not that I don’t want to say it, but even I don’t know how to phrase it. What this fellow is saying doesn’t make sense at all. How can a Monkey be born from a stone?"

Ao Sui’s eyes lit up upon hearing that and he laughed, "A Monkey born from a stone? This is interesting! Men, follow me!"