Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 266 - 263: Let Him Go [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 266: Chapter 263: Let Him Go [Subscribe Please]_1

"Why are you being so fierce, Rabbit? Aren’t we on the same side?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace grumbled.

"What did you say?" Qin Shou glared.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace quickly said, "Nothing, just, what are we stewing today?"

Qin Shou pointed to a large Stone and said, "Stew this!"

"Stew a Stone? Rabbit! Don’t go too far! After all, I am the Dao Ancestor’s Eight Trigrams Furnace. You don’t let me perform alchemy, and now you have me cooking, which I can accept, but you won’t even let me stew food, you want me to stew Stones?" The Eight Trigrams Furnace was immediately furious.

Qin Shou said, "Look at the state of you, this is no ordinary Stone, this is the Monkey!"

"Monkey? Pah, have you gone nuts?" The Eight Trigrams Furnace didn’t believe it at all.

"What kind of vision does a Cauldron Spirit have? It’s clearly a Monkey! Get on with it, stew it, haha..." Batong laughed loudly.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace chuckled and said, "You two have gone mad, haven’t you?"

Clang!

Batong took out two Meteor Hammers and placed them in front, and Qin Shou ground his teeth. Together, they said in unison, "What did you say?"

Looking at these two idiots, big and small, the Eight Trigrams Furnace gritted its teeth and said, "Don’t think I’m afraid of you! I just think that this stone could use a bit more salt to ensure it has a delicious flavor!"

Then the Eight Trigrams Furnace grew larger and said, "Quit the nonsense and hurry up and put the Stone in!"

Qin Shou and Batong looked at each other, shook their heads, and then Qin Shou went to move the Stone.

Batong realized only then that the Monkey Baimei had forbidden the Rabbit from taking the Stone, so he quickly intervened, "Rabbit, it’s one thing for you to knock and tap the Stone, but you’re not allowed to take it away, not even to put it in the pot."

Qin Shou was startled and said, "What Stone? This is clearly a Monkey."

"Whether it’s a Monkey or a Stone, you can’t take it away," said Batong, shaking his head vigorously, refusing to agree.

Qin Shou looked at the five-colored sacred stone and smacked his lips, "Then is it okay if I eat it?"

Batong smiled and said, "Rabbit, you really want to eat it?"

Qin Shou said, "I don’t necessarily want to eat it, just curious if eating a Monkey can cure my ailment..."

Upon hearing this, Batong looked at the Rabbit’s head with an expression as if looking at a pitiable lunatic, shook his head and said, "Your illness is incurable."

Qin Shou didn’t realize Batong meant something else. He thought he was referring to his depleted Yuan Qi, and sighed deeply, "No choice, I have to try if there’s even the slightest chance."

Looking at Qin Shou with sympathy, Batong said, "A slim chance... by eating this Stone... uh, Monkey? Don’t you think that’s a bit cruel? It’s killing a living being."

Batong started teasing the Rabbit again.

Qin Shou, evidently confused again, shook his head, "Wouldn’t really count as killing, would it? It’s like an egg; the chick hasn’t hatched yet, so if I eat it, at most it’s just eating an egg... Well, worst case, it’s just an unhatched egg."

"You’re really hopeless," Batong shook his head, looking at Qin Shou with complete pity, muttering to himself, "Does the Heavenly Court have no one else, no other Rabbit to use? Why let such a foolish Rabbit be the Daynight Wandering God? I’d have been better... sigh..."

Qin Shou ignored what Batong was thinking. Since he couldn’t put the Stone in the pot, he decided to eat it directly.

So, Qin Shou waved his hand, and a napkin fell into his grasp, which he tied around his neck. With a hammer in one hand and chopsticks in the other, he began his attempt.

With one strike of the hammer, sparks flew, and a small chunk of Stone fell off. He swiftly picked it up with his chopsticks, ready to throw it into his mouth...

Suddenly, Qin Shou saw a little Monkey in the distance, urinating on a small Stone...

Qin Shou looked at the Stone in front of him, then at the Stone on his chopsticks, and then at Batong. Qin Shou asked, "How do you usually deal with going to the toilet?"

"Naive little Monkeys just go anywhere, but the older ones with awakened minds are more particular. We find a secluded place, like behind a Stone, why?" Batong asked.

Thinking back on the times he licked Stones, Qin Shou felt his stomach churn, "Ugh..."

The Stone in his hand could not make it to his mouth anymore; he threw it aside and retched.

"Rabbit, what’s wrong with you?" Batong asked.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace said, "Rabbit, don’t be so picky. Look, Monkeys urinate on stones, and after being exposed to the wind and sun, the urine leaves behind layers of deposits, mixed with the sand, a salty crust forms on the Stone.

Layer upon layer, it eventually becomes a rocky stratum. But you don’t need to vomit... why are you still vomiting?

Listen to me, there’s really no need to vomit.

It’s just urine, right?

Have you forgotten?

You’ve licked the ash from my belly, which technically is the residue left after consumption.

In humans’ terms, that’s poop!

You’ve licked poop before, does urine really matter now?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace spoke, just to see the Rabbit leap up, shouting, "I’m not eating anymore!"

Then Qin Shou jumped onto the Stone, turned his back to them, spread his legs wide, and, springing up, bellowed, "Shush—"

A stream of clear urine shot out...

The Eight Trigrams Furnace murmured, "Rabbit, don’t you avoid people at all?"

Qin Shou pouted and said, "We’re all men here, what’s there to be scared of?"

At his words, Batong suddenly covered his eyes, twisted his waist like a wrung-out towel, and cooed, "Aiya... so disgusting! Who’s a man? Your whole family is full of men... I’m a girl! Aiya, I can’t watch this, you guys are too hooligan!"

Having said that, Batong turned and ran.

Qin Shou stood in the air, his body stiffened, frozen in place, and his whole being disheveled by the wind as he muttered, "Damn... he’s female?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace approached below the Rabbit and said in disbelief, "Such a majestic female monkey? You believe that?"

Whoosh...

A gust of wind blew past.

Rustling...

"Rabbit! Where are you peeing at!" shouted the Eight Trigrams Furnace.

Qin Shou replied nonchalantly, "What are you yelling for? It’s not like I did it on purpose, it was the wind, the angle was just right."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace barked, "The wind? It blows and you go crooked? You have weak kidneys?"

Qin Shou retorted, "What’s with all the yelling, if you keep it up, I’ll stew you!"

"Stew me? I’ll have you know, Rabbit, don’t push the Furnace too far! I’m, after all, the Dao Ancestor’s Alchemy Furnace, cooking for you is already quite generous, and you still pee on me?" protested the Eight Trigrams Furnace indignantly.

Qin Shou justified fiercely, "So what if I pee on you? I’ve even peed on the Monkey. Peeing on you, a Furnace, what’s there to dare not to do? Stop the nonsense, I ask you, did that guy see anything just now?"

Upon hearing this, the Eight Trigrams Furnace glanced at Qin Shou’s crotch, and Qin Shou quickly covered it with his fur, hiding the pencil.

The Eight Trigrams Furnace chuckled, "What do you think? The moment you started to pee, she peeked over, stared with her eyeballs for a full three seconds! Three seconds! She probably counted every single hair on that thing of yours! Then she covered her eyes... uh, no, to be precise, she never covered her eyes, she covered her head and ran away!"

"That damn monkey, dirty hooligan!" Qin Shou cursed, but there was nothing he could do; after all, he was the one who had brandished his weapon first.

However, the Rabbit silently vowed in his heart that from today onwards, he would absolutely not wield his weapon so carelessly unless it was someone he knew well.

The weapon was awe-inspiring enough, but now... it was just too embarrassing for a rabbit!

The Eight Trigrams Furnace asked, "Rabbit, what now? Are you going to keep eating stones, or shall I help you stew it?"

Qin Shou glanced at the Stone and shook his head, "I want to eat, but it just doesn’t go down... forget it, let’s take it with us."

"Take it with us? Aren’t you afraid that female monkey will go crazy? Look how fierce she is, she’s like one of the guys! If you piss her off, aren’t you scared she’ll drag you back to be her gang’s husband?" asked the Eight Trigrams Furnace.

Qin Shou instantly envisioned a scene in his mind: deep in the forest, inside a big cave, Batong lying on a stone bed, winking seductively at him... that scene...

"Eek—~~"

Qin Shou couldn’t help but shudder, glanced into the distance, saw Batong was not there, and narrowed his eyes, "Since I’m already here, I can’t just come for nothing, can I?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace asked, "What do you mean?"

Qin Shou cracked a smile...

The next moment, a Rabbit was running with a big Stone on his back!

And a Furnace was running after him...

Immediately after, angry cries of monkeys rang out from Huaguo Mountain, and then groups of monkeys swarmed in from all directions! But monkeys are just monkeys, how could they catch up with a Rabbit who had activated his High Speed?

Watching the Rabbit carry the big Stone, running out of the bounds of Huaguo Mountain...

The Furnace running behind yelled, "Rabbit, what... what are you carrying it for? Can’t you just put it into your box?"

Upon hearing this, the Rabbit abruptly paused, smacked his thigh and exclaimed, "Right! Damn, I forgot!"

The Furnace was speechless for a moment before saying, "I think you’re just doing it to gross out Batong on purpose, you’re such a vengeful Rabbit. He mocks you once and you immediately return the favor..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don’t talk nonsense, I’m quite generous! What do you think about stewing a Furnace for dinner tonight?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace quickly replied, "My lord, you have a prime minister’s tolerance..."

"Save the flattery, run! The monkeys are coming!" Qin Shou took off running.

The Furnace hurriedly followed...

Then a large group of monkeys chased after them, yelling madly, while stones and fruit rained down from the sky, aimed at the two stone thieves. Nevertheless, the two ran too swiftly to be hit.

From a distance on the mountain, Batong asked Monkey Changmei in bafflement, "Big brother, why didn’t you let me chase them? Didn’t you say not to let that Rabbit take the Stone away?"

Monkey Changmei slowly raised his head, gave Batong an unfazed look and said, "You still remember the task I gave you? How did you handle it?"

Batong’s face turned red with embarrassment and he defended himself resentfully, "Big brother, you can’t blame me for this! That Rabbit played dirty! Not wearing pants, and then... and then waving that thing around!"

Monkey Changmei gave him a disdainful look and said, "That’s no excuse."

Unconvinced, Batong protested, "How is that not an excuse? I am, after all, a pure dame!"

Having said that, Batong twisted his bucket-like waist at Monkey Changmei.